/smg/ - Spooky Market General

am you tricker treating this year user? edition

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
e-hentai.org/g/1717244/8f613ad9c1/
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Options!!??

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Links for Bulls
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

Old:

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im gay

Cannabro here. Reminder that Cannastocks are going to boom when Biden gets elected. Im not gonna debate with ya schizo's either. I'm just putting out the PSA.
>IIPR
>TCNNF
>GTBIF
>CURLF
>PLNHF

My plays for election week: long VXX and short UVYX put spread. Trump denying results will send VIX to high 40s or 50s for at least a week. Easy money really.

BTC > NASDAQ

im thinking of buying btc and eth just because stocks are so fucking boring only being open on weekdays

anyone else?

I shall hand out cards on how to open brokerage account for the kids.

me almost had heart attack buying futures today O_O they no boring

I'd go nuts on weekends and nights without crypto. Don't forget to add some link.

This will be the final calm weekend for the next 2 months. Enjoy it bros.

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>faggit: "they call me Cannabro"
>anon1: "who calls him that?"
>anon2: "himself. That's why he's a faggit"
>anon3: "also, his stocks a shit. A SHIT!"

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yeah i fucking sold my bitcoin after holding for 3 years and then sold it to buy into some shit coin that crashed right after and it went up again...

do you actually make gains overnight? i can only sleep comfy at night knowing my money is going up thats why i think i need to gamble on shitcoins it seems like btc is just going to going to shoot up and back down every day

fuck i wish id get in on a bull run im so depressed

IIPR is a buy only cause they take the rent checks from canna companies.
Biden will lose bro, you might want to rethink the canna stuff. Just bet on the election instead if you are so sure on biden

RELEASE THE BOGS

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I see it different. On November 4 Biden will have won and people can finally stop pretending like civil war will happen because lobbyists change their current head peso boomer

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Imagine believing the polls in 2020.

Long RGR & SWBI next week.

WE ARE GONNA MOON MONDAY

TRUMP BIGLY VICTORY

COVID CONFIRMED NOTHINGBURGER

ECONOMOY BACK ON TRACK

BIG GAINS HUGE GAINS

DO NOT SELL

BUY CHEAPIES

BULL MARKET OF AGES

STARTING MONDAY

BOBOS BTFO

REDDIT BTFO

COMMUNISTS BTFO

WE WILL WIN

>got in the market early may
>only up 17%
am i retarded?

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Can't make you promises about gains, only that the action lives 24/7.

imagine if you'd just bought Tesla and done nothing

seriously though me make almost 10k this month O_O

am gonna miss this clown market once biden erectioned

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I BOUGHT AT 15 AND I'M HOLDUNG THROUGH THE WEEKEND


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

how has it been investing for you?

buy with everything you have by Wednesday

Bobo, thank you for offering me this opportunity to buy AMD even cheaper.
Truly, I wouldn't know what to do without you.

holy shit now that series is a throwback

lost gem comedy there

what will you do when Trump wins

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they dont make em like that anymore >_<

all in short market when SPY hits 4k :3

Went fomo long on Brent at 37.4 and fell asleep. Will I survive monday anons?

Explain, betting pump into corona fears?

Holy fucking shit, this tanked 32% in just 2 days after crushing Q3 estimates on upcoming holiday season with many people preparing to spend Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year at home. Is this motherfucker gonna tank to $30s?

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What brokerages do you all use? I have been using webull but I was going to switch since its owned by china.

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