Getting a gf was the worst financial decision of my life

user ,cucumber is a fruit ...if it has visible seeds fruit,no seeds vegetable

then youre just a retard that doesnt know how to get a gf thats contributing nicely. I save so much money and someone does all the chores.

best decision imo

we split everything even the chores

FWB is the most economic way of getting pussy

Yea same wasted so much money for nothing. Most women are just dead weight.

>Buying an expensive dog that runs away after 2-5 years
lmao

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cucumber
mine was cucumber too

just break up? you don't have kids do you?

How do I get a gf bros?
I'm in my 30s, have a high-paying career, and decent-looking.
My family and coworkers are starting to think I'm gay or autistic :(

Have you ever considered that maybe you ARE gay or autistic?

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are you saying that you fuck dogs?

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don't
nah but its fucking hard since I managed to pull the ultimate fuckup dating a girl from my work
Gotta wait till corona ease down a little so I can get a new job first.

You don't know how to talk to women properly. Women have a sixth sense for desperation. You need a I dont give a fuck mindset like chad.

newfags cant even triforce LMAO

Yes

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>shitting where you eat

yam

i couldn't think of a vegetable fast enough but got all the maths right so prolly still passed

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>not having your gf buy you food and pay for your vacations

Ngmi. Learn how to sling good dick.

Hate to break it to you guys, but a cucumber is a fruit.
I picked broccoli.

I have kids, what do??

this is just survivor bias lmao

>hur dur post in this thread if you're male
WOW the image knew my gender

exactly
dont do it fags

wtf my answer was carrot

onion

FAKE AND GAY

a woman is the number 1 way for a man to go broke

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Nah girlfriends are so worth it. If you're a coombrain who just wants steady vagina yeah it sucks, but if you want a partner to feel emotion with and have fun with and open up your life to possibilities other than just money and sex it's pretty great. You can plan things, go have fun together, talk and laugh. And honestly, if you're just a product of capitalism that can't think about anything except money, married men make more money on average anyway, go look it up. But that's because people who are healthy and well integrated into society can see the value in women and are willing to work for it, so you might not be one of those married men who make more money anyway unfourtunantely.

Lollerino

good thing that I'm an incel

Definitely not gay. But I might be autistic.
I have a dgaf attitude but it makes me look too aloof or like an asshole.

Yikes. Better man up user. It's not about you anymore.

You are ugly

I would never be able to be a wagie without a gf. I would go full Elliot Rodger

cabbage

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I picked carrot...............

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