/smg/ - Stock Market General

behold the future edition

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
e-hentai.org/g/1717244/8f613ad9c1/
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Options!!??

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Links for Bulls
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

Old:

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FUCK TESLA

why?

I could say the same about Americans. I have met good people and bad people on both sides. Listen, I don't have the pretense to defend or to attack any of those two cultures. I'm here to make money, not to argue about who's penis is prettier and bigger. Nothing personal.

'ate tech
'ate growth
'ate gains
'ate china
'ate nothingburgers
luv burgers
luv me oil
luv me divvies
I can wait 20 years.
When I see big gains, I say to meself "WHOA NELLY, SLOW DOWN NOW"
Always a special place in me heart for the king of beverages
*sips*
SIMPLE AS
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Proud supporter of YOU'RE 45th President
USMC 1981-1981
Mall Security 1981-
All I need in my life is my hog, my dog, and my beer
-Sent from my iPhone

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clown world

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Currently holding:
>PLTR
>NIO

What else should I get to infinite hold?

because of the faggot fanbase

Black monday right guys? How much are we dropping? Im so despondent

>China is the future!
>No they're not, they're shit
>Listen, I'm not here to defend or attack anybody just make money
What did he actually even mean by this?

how worried should i be holding amazon microsoft and apple? they all mooned like literally a straight line up to the top

oh, I agree completely then.
TSLA is going to make me rich though.

TSLA is the JoJo of the stock market

last 2 digits are the market drop from here

>I could say the same about Americans
no you really cant O_O

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I don't understand what do you intend by strawmanning me.

>We aren't jealous and I don't know anyone who wants to move to your country, even less seeing how bad things are getting on your country.
>meanwhile more and more yuropoor countries are locking down and bongs are gonna get their houses broken into by police
my fucking sides, dude

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Did you check the Market cap lately?

>almost 30
You're almost a boomer, have an early welcome to the club.

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What happens when a stock breaks the Boehringer Bands and RSI is oversold?

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Chinese tourists are known to be assholes. It's something well known. I don't mind it either.

They have deployed money into the market in March. They always have reserves and assets they can liquidate on a dime and put into the markets.

LIT (Lithium and Battery play ETF)
Bitcoin

please tell me you bought 5 years ago and are rich now

Strawmanning?
OK, Chang
>Chinese exceptionalism is the future
>I don't have the pretense to defend or to attack any of those two cultures
Literally just your own words

I slipped on pee pee at the mega-lomart

There are people unironically thinking that Apple and Amazon will x30 because they don't know what market cap is

Stop posting

AK Steel is a wholly owned subsidiary of Cliffs. Clf ceo said he will close that plant unless they get rid of loop hole. 212 will save a shit ton of jobs. Aks steel is the last company to make the parts for electric grid.

So it is interesting to know trump said we saved these 1400 jobs. Expect CLF to go to 10 this week

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Is this bullish for GME?

Is it only me who finds these anime things somewhat depressing? I mean, look at them, like they are crying inside

not looking good

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TSLA is not going to move much for the next 2-3 years.

It's time to move on and find the next AMD, TESLA. It's now a normie meme.

Bitcoin seems like it's going to be the next player going to 50k+....

Nio is also primed for 100+ in 2-3 years.

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But muh hyperinflaion muh Weimar Republic.

Make me faggot

Bullish for CLF

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There are two camps:
1) Indexes to new ATH's, this is a temporary dip due to election panic / fear
2) Indexes to new lows (break Mar 2020 lows), Sept was the top
Which camp are you?

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get a room, you two.

Our scientists fed the data in the computing machine.....the men in white coats stood back as the printer rumbled and shook the table and reams of 18×18 paper inched out...

"ERRRRR.. URRRR...EERRRR" printer shrieked....the top scientist tore the paper and nervously pulled it up to his face...sweat pouring as fixed his spectacles.."my god!" He screams as he bolts out the room.

He makes his was down the hall and up 2 flights if steos to the bosses office. The boss is staring through glass looking down on his trading floor, all managed by the STONKZ5000 Supercomputer..which is the size the of a 4 story building. The boss adjustes his bowtie and outs out his old gold ciggarrette...the scientist bursts in the room

"SIR. SIR I HAVE NEWS FROM THE STONKZ5000 SUPERCOMPUTER"

"WELL LETS SEE IT GENIUS" the boss yells..they both put the huge papers on a table and frantically go over the data...

"It says buy tommorrow!"

And with that the boss walks to the window and looks down on the hubdreds of traders below....thumbs up signal..its time to buy..STONKZ5000 is always right

It was a good day

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GME is dead, always was and you are a moron for buying it

We are in the fear phase right now. I warned anons here and was laughed at. Too bad I didn't follow my guts, so guess I'm going to be slaughtered too

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New ATH

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Hyperinflation could occur 2-3 years from now. Velocity of money currently is shit....We'll find out.

I know deep down deaths don't mean much...but the markets seem to care....God I hate retarded people taking this virus seriously...

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>many here made 50-150% already on GME and the infinity squeeze hasn't even happened, nor have the consoles even been released yet
>you are a moron for buying it

what did he mean by this?

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that chart is basically inverse the markets.

everyone knows about the consoles. its not some big secret.

something you may want to consider is that rising covid will crush retail stocks. check some others for reference.

That's because you burgers don't commit atrocities towards your own people, in contrast with authoritarian regimes like China, Iran, or Russia. But that doesn't mean your politicians didn't ruin millions of lives in the East

Yup Tesla is a victim of it's own success. It's boomer tier now

>25k boomer Germans die of the flu each year
>No panic

>10k boomer Germans die of the boomer sniffles this year
>Panic and shutdowns

I used to hate China but at this point they deserve to take over. The west had a good run, we just slowly lost track in 60s or so.

i invested in stocks for the first time and told my parents about it and its going to humiliating if its all over the news "STOCK MARKET 70% DOWN FROM OCTOBER IN CRASH MICROSOFT APPLE AMAZON DOW JONES ALL DOWN"