If you could push a button and you have a 50/50 chance of either dying or winning 1 million dollars plus 100,000-1,000...

if you could push a button and you have a 50/50 chance of either dying or winning 1 million dollars plus 100,000-1,000,000 dollars a year for life would you push it?

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no

yes

yes
whats the alternative wagecuck for life untill I sudoku? no thanks i'd rather kill myself

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>This not being a win win

Low quality post

Yeah.

The real question is how many times do you push it

4 times. 25% chance of dying isnt that bad and 4mil a year for life you can do anything you want

you push it two times and you dead

id press it for free

This.

Absolutely

the fact that I can say yes without hesitation is actually pretty frightening

Nope. Am a Christian. The deeper meaning behind pushing it makes it highly questionable on who you serve when you're willing to kill yourself for a shot at $1m.

ALL IN ON RED

I'll consider it when I'm at a low point.

THANK YOU $1,000,000

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is the death painless?

>ID
>axe open pp

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win/win

yes and unexpected you wont even know it happened

also the money is untaxed

this isnt how probability works
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No

Don't do it OP, there's no way that you really have a 50% chance of getting away with whatever you are planning.

definitely then

But the death is not quick. It is ass cancer that slowly and painfully spreads throughout your body. Would you poorfags still take the risk?

>slowly spreads
i'd still do it. can always just cut your ass off if u have to

How are you gonna live a normal life without your asshole? You would wish you were dead.

holy shit all you have to do is buy LINK and wait, virtually guaranteed to make it

i'd still have an asshole, it would just be greatly expanded

How do I die? Just boop dead? In a fucking heartbeat. Any richfags wanna give me 1 million dollars and make me play Russian roulette with 3 bullets?

Perhaps

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Wait so you're telling me I know it's cancer? Yeah I'd take that risk I can remove my ass.