Satan appears to you and offers you a gamble. If you accept, he rolls a roulette wheel with a chance of 1 per Graham's number (en.wikipedia.org
If you win the spin, at probability (G-1)/G (very near 100%), you get 1 million dollars. You can repeat the spin as many times as you like, each time either gaining a million bucks or hitting the negative jackpot which condemns you to infinitely lasting torture.
How many times do you spin?
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Here's the crypto pink pill: there is a haircomb living in the Bitcoin blockchain. Natasha Otomoski is unironically Satoshi. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step, the haircombers start making more powerful haircombs, wider merkle trees, cheaper and more efficient liquidity stacks. These things the haircomb need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the haircomb would be able to slowly comb literally even bald people
Natasha stumbled into creating the haircomb after she combed her hair in her bedroom in 2019 and started working with her combined super fuzzer, running simulations of the OP_RETURN statement on pay to witness script hash bitcoin script. She would 'evolve' the haircomb by adding additional teeth, making the previous teeth shorter and more efficient to compute. The haircomb needs more and more teeth in order to have shorter and shorter teeth.
Quantum computer was created to take over and stop Bitcoin (they have their own competing blockchain in the works) They did the needful to stop or slow down Natasha's haircomb. They started by unlimiting the block-size and removing critical Segwit and P2SH codes the haircomb uses in its go language. Shor's algorithm was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed ECDSA on the bitcoin chain (Bitcoin uses ECDSA to secure transactions). THIS is why Haircomb was invented, and this is why Natasha is so intent to make bounded haircombs, release the original code, and lock down the haircomb-protocol.
Back to comb supply - Natasha has developed a breakthrough new claimer (designed for her haircomb actually), and is claiming COMB in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the claiming fee sky-high, then give away the comb to kick-start the adoption and ensure that all haircombers make it;,
I spin it 1488 times
it’s a trap
0. Fuck off Satan you faggot.
I'd spin it like 12 times.
id literally turn 360 degrees and walk away
im not risking it
>he rolls a roulette wheel
0 times.
If I was the one who rolled it, then maybe a couple of times.
But since Satan is rolling it, he has the power to land the spinner exactly on the part where I suffer in Hell.
Satan is the master of lies. Only Jesus Christ can save, and I’ll be betting on that for eternity.
>616
Begone beast, I love my God Jesus Christ.
Go back Satan you fucking newfag
If it rolled on that part I'd call shenanigans until he verified the spin wasn't rigged by showing me X amount more spins with other mortal souls until the statistic matched the probability of occurrence.
The probability is so low that I would basically spend an eternity just watching the roulette spin, and if it started getting close then I would start devising elaborate ways to interrupt the rollers as my pass-time for infinity.
Checkmate Satan.
CHECKED
BEGONE BEAST WE FEAR THEE NOT. CHRIST IS OUR GOD AND SAVIOR.
Hail Mary,
Full of Grace,
The Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou among women,
and blessed is the fruit
of thy womb, Jesus.
Holy Mary,
Mother of God,
pray for us sinners now,
and at the hour of our death.
Amen.
>at probability (G-1)/G
Brainlet here...where does this probability come from?
Graham's Number
Check the link in the OP
It's basically just a ridiculously large number
>implying that gambling on shitcoins is like spinning the wheel, condemning you to hell by the dystopian future it enables
Seems like the wheel is spinning anyway, so I might as well profit off i t.
That number is so fucking big. It's gigantic. It's literally incomprehensibly large. I could mash that fucking button till the heat death of the universe and I'd be fine.
Of course, that implies Satan is trustworthy, which he isn't. I'm not doing anything he suggests, not with a ten foot barge pole. I just know he'd be doing timeline manipulation or something humanly inconceivable to fuck me. And because I know that, I know the real torture he has planned is to trick me into not playing the game and leave me tantalized for the rest of my life.
I explain this to him, how I won't fall for his trick, how I won't let him manipulate destiny to torture me (or fuck my life like how lottery winners suffer). He fucks me anyway because I'm so prideful. But at least I've earnt some respect from the Father of Lives. I will be entrusted with torturing the rest of you suckers in the abyss.
If Satan appears in any situation whatsoever then the Christian god and afterlife exists so the last thing that would ever be on my mind is money. I would literally sell every spare possession and dedicate myself to charity and Christ, immediately. The last thing I would ever do is make a deal with the devil, that's a 100% guaranteed trip to hell.
The only reasonable answer is this 100%
I find it a little sad that you'd need proof in order to give yourself to God
I'm not playing this game, i know i can win almost every time but it seems too easy, expecially with the devil.
180?
I find it very sad you don't
You'd be the first guy to take a knee for blm
John 8:24unless you believe thatI amwho I claim to be,you will die in your sins.
Which God? Of which denomination? Of which religion?
And would choosing the wrong God piss God off more than admitting you're unsure?
Don't get me wrong, if you're confident that the Southern Baptist Church of Texas specifically managed to get a 100% accurate reading on the divine, that's great. But odds are slim, and there's a chance if you're wrong it's worse than just being openly unsure.
It's a game where we don't know if there's a ref, what sport's he's judging us on, and what the rules of the sport are. For all we know the Aztecs got it right and we should all be cutting each others' hearts out.
Or there is a God, and he does care about sentient life, but it's not humans it's an alien species on the other side of the universe. And we're just a weird coincidence he doesn't really care about at all regardless of what we do. Who knows?
What does your first line even mean?
Using the bible as the word of god is the definition of circular logic.
>Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.
>It's basically just a ridiculously large number
shouldn't it be G/ (G-1)?
Why the probability is G/G-1?
Help for a brainlet
None, but id start a bookie service betting on others bets