/smg/ - Stock Market General

If the retard doesn't win we're fucked. We'll have to cut our balls and stop procreating.

The worst bit is that the USA will lose energy independence. How can someone be against this? How can someone want to be the Arab world's bitch!? Fuck those colluding cunts

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AMZN BROKE 3K AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

RIDIN' WITH BIDEN

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I would pay $1000 to hatefuck this tranny in the ass for a day

amazon can't catch a break lately

based

What can I all in on today?

Can you imagine not holding cash until after the election?

I would marry her she is beautiful

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I'M WILLING TO HOLD A LOSS BUT NOT A PROFIT AND I KEEP GETTING FUCKED OUT OF MY EARNINGS AND FUCKED INTO LOSSES. FUCK EVERYTHING

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you have to pay for Zig Forums gold to make it work

Any penny stocks?

What does the stock market do in these scenarios?

>Trump wins and they call it on election night
>Biden wins and they call it on election night
>Unclear who will win, takes multiple days while Trump presumably tries to stop absentee counts and says it's rigged and 10 million lawyers are deployed by each side

UVXY

pussy

look at this pump today. election is priced in

bros what do I buy for the election tomorrow? Just SPY options?

It seems like a lot of tech stocks are hitting september supports (like AMZN and TWTR). Is this a good buy in point?

NAK or WWR for Trump victory

It should be illegal to have breasts that are smaller than watermelons

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Feel like it'll be blood red either way

>I'M WILLING TO HOLD A LOSS BUT NOT A PROFIT
lel, same, I close almost as soon as I see some green

you know, I always think about all the people who buy at the top. They would probably tell you to not buy today but idk

11k rejected

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everyone who's "all cash" just confirms they have less than 5k go burger flip retards kek

Apart from the pump, it’s back to another crab day

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But amazon and twitter are down today.

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>AAPL

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BoBo Trump.

So Tomorrow is going to be wild.

This is my prediction anons.

50/50 contested election, thanks to mail in ballots.

Early voters will be for Biden. As day goes on, Trump will start gaining substantially.

Trump will be a sore loser at this. Will sue to count votes and the stock market is going to do a negative 3-5%.

Also, keep in mind, he still has wartime powers thanks to this virus. He could easily delay inauguration.

Bottom line: Trump isn't going down without a fight. Markets will suffer.

Therefore, BOBO Trump.

Also, buy dropbox, it's dirt cheap and has earnings on the 5th.

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Even if we hit a huge major depression, it probably wouldn't take Spy long to recover, right? Probably like 2 years at most? literally what is the downside to put your entire savings into SPY unless you are impatient?

I'm voting for Trump.

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We’re never gonna see another circuit breaker again unless this post is dubs

>WWR
Tell me about this. It's down 99%.

Yes goy buy into the bubble

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Anyone buying AMC at $2?

they would tell you not to buy today because they prefer buying at the top.
it was supposed to be a joke
seems like my english is to bad for jokes sry

Oh this is so stupid, I love it. All in.

Cool, shorted. Thanks!

They have 2 months of cash left. Fuck that.

>Bulimia cheeks

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Who here is ready to buy AAPL soon ?

I've been gone a while from this board. Did /ptg/ die or what?

܂2 years is a little aggressive. plan for 5. but yes, it's been a strategy that is very tough to beat.

youtube.com/watch?v=Zub2_kwwseo

Bankruptcy is virtually inevitable for AMC now. It may possibly do one more blip to 3-4$ but why risk it. Literally CUK is a safer bet than fucking AMC.

thank you to CLF for pausing it's plummet for a moment so i could get my puts

What does this mean?

amzn dropping tells me something is wrong.

We're going down boys.

Bulltrap confirmed.

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