/smg/ - Stock Market General

iis it time to dump yet?

>I'll sell you these 06 Nov $140 TQQQ for the low low price of 100!

Why, yes I bought 50 BABA shares with the openingbell

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>JPM SAYS STOCKS COULD TANK IF THERE IS A BLUE WAVE - FBN
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>Big green on election day

/smg/ really is always wrong

i need a poo

Hey guys. How's it going?

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Hope you got your bets ready

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ye

Imagine how this guy's dad feels. He's a failure.

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Hope you're not buying into this GME bull trap

I tried

GEO BROS WHAT HAPPENED

You bought 5

Good bro, hbu?

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>implying it's not just institutionals baiting retail investors into pumping so the institutionals can rug-pull the entire economy tomorrow

>dad

no one tell him

I'm buying puts in the gme bull trap

This is what you're investing in

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SQQQ/UVXYbros... Stand your ground!

Only mistake we made is buying too early, but it's okay. Just stand by for now

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Bad. This better be a bull trap.

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hey bobo

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Who else GREEN today??

>QQQ
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT OOOOOOOOOOOOO

The jews know I'm sitting on 75% cash waiting for them to rug pull. The rug is secure.

Wrong choice commie.

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bought the top of PLUG, literally never selling now. I’m also holding SQQQ, this poomp is too suspicious for my liking, this HAS to be a bull trap

I'm only down 50% so far today.

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SQQQ MARINE!
WE WILL CRASH THIS MARKET WITH NO survivors.

i am but i dont feel anything anymore :(

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is BABA a good buy rn?

blow it out your ass euroturd

OoooOOOOOOooOOOOO

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You got me.
Its only 40

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But those corncobs would eventually decompose. Why would you use corncobs of all things?

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Who here bagholdong KOS at 2 dollars and above lmao

This is the top. Get some shorts/puts if you want some money before the dump but don't fucking sell.

ATTN FRENS

IS IT TIME TO BUY THOSE LEVERAGED BULL SILVER ETFS???

I look like Mel Gibson so they're prioritizing screwing me over screwing a nobody like you.

me

maybe they soaked them in some kind of solution to make them more like stone?

BABA is always a good buy

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why not TQQQ or UPRO? At least you know those will trend up over next 25 years

I'm sorry friend

The fuck did you buy? Did you turn bear at the absolute bottom?

>This is the top. Get some shorts/puts if you want some money before the dump

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So this is the power of NIO

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I want to pee in his mouth

lol they're going to lock geo's investors in the company's jails after private prisons are outlawed

Does the day trade rule apply to the same stock on the same day? Would buying and selling the same stock on the same day multiple times count as one day trade?

It’ll pull back surely but not dump no matter who wins itll pump a bit and the contested election crap won’t happen no one wants to look like that big of a faggot on a world stage. Bobo gets FUCKED again.

>has infinite money from the CCP
>Chinese middle class is still growing
>keeps expanding
>they'll just lie if anything goes bad
That's how I talked myself into buying in

yes

We beat the previous worst candidate in history against Hillary and now the opposition has yet again ran the new worst candidate in history. I hope you guys will appreciate the irony if Biden wins. A literal senile child sniffer and lest we forget also the worst vice presidential candidate in history.

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Because stimulus means metals rise as long as someone is president and holds either the house or the senate.

Americans who invest in chink stocks are traitors and deserve the rope unironically.

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Yes it means exactly what it means it’s as literal as the words on a magic card.

How environmentally friendly! China really is the future

Trump is going to win so not sure why that would happen

>people in here did not buy the GME dip
>trump hasn't even won yet
im gonna be so green

will the orange man win
Y/N

I’m in. Imagine betting against China

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Sometime in the not to distant future

A trader opens CNBC and sees the headline..

"MARKET SURGES TO ALL TIME HIGHS AS INVESTORS SHRUG CITY SIZE ASTEROID IMPACT

SAVY TRADERS SCOOP UP TECH, OIL SURGES"

TWTR puts from Friday. They were printing hard yesterday. I wish I had sold.

Fuck gme fuck gamers

These are the two finest men in all of the United States. Please understand! It’s very hard to choose

so uhm WHAT THE FUCK I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

WE'RE REVERSING!!!!!

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

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SHORTS SHALL BE SHAKEN!
PUTS SHALL BE SPLINTERED!
A LONG DAY!
A GREEN DAY!
ERE THE GAIN RISES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>OOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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bullish for home builders

nice, your are welcome fellow BABA chad

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Y

You have no idea how bad things are gonna get if trump wins. Not because of Trump..but because the Left will absolute burn everything down

I’m with the Orange guy

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Bears on the left bulls on the right.

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Legit laughed

Good one

>leftists burning down democrat cities

sounds good to me

>DEEEEEBBBBTTTTTTTTTTT
>DEEEEEBBBBTTTTTTTTTTT
>DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBBBBTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

hot

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youtube.com/watch?v=mAKsZ26SabQ&ab_channel=JYPEntertainment

Deportations! Trump fucking us. Keep them locked , don't deport!

Ah yes, China, a sound investment.

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