/smg/ - Stock Market General

Why am I baking during the day edition

>Trading tips for beginners:
youtu.be/89BCuH02JXk

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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rolling for red close

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>your biggest holding
>life advice based on personal experiences

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CLF CHEAPIES

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Which voting ticker does /smg/ long?:

PP(Proportional Voting)
EC(Electoral College)
PPR(Popular Vote)
FPTP(First Past The Post)

DIP TIME

tenQ for baking based holofag

No trannies in this one, please.

Any last minute plays? My body is fucking ready

Fed frens, you can always repent and join us. It’s not like there will be a government to pay you guys after we all go all-in on UVXY

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Alright bros who here got their FAT T dividend today?

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Too late for NIO? Can it really keep going up?

> All in Tesla
> Don’t ever pay anyone else to do anything for you.

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Dont buy the top user..please

>AMD
Dont fuck around with too many women, youll look back to see it as a huge waste of time and money. Find and connect with one thats better than most, that can cook and clean and takes care of herself.

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theres no fucking way we gap up tomorrow AGAIN right?

XIC
Marry someone who likes to touch your dick. They should show real joy at touching it. That is the most important thing.

>buy TLT in my options account
>use it as collateral for short puts
>write calls on TLT as well
How smart is this? I don't see the downside.

>Don’t ever pay anyone else to do anything for you
this will never work. i know you dont mean literally but it reads as such

>SUNW
Never eat Indian people

I thought it was my last chance to buy under $8.40, bro.

Does the stock market prefer Biden to win?

I regret buying SQQQ CALLS SO MUCH

>NIO
Be careful with rust on 1998 Honda Civics.

We warned you not to short the bottom

Right now, GME.
After I'm done with that, it'll be KO. I'm a safe pussy that wants to profit off of disgustingly unhealthy Americans.

Just wait, user. The win will be contested and markets will tank

AY AY AY AY POR DIOS
YO VOY A VOTAR
POR DONAL TRON
>AY AY AY AY POR DIOS
>YO VOY A VOTAR
>POR DONAL TRON

youtube.com/watch?v=7U9GZsqef54

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This is such a boring and unstable market. Pump or dump already. It’s been like this for 3 hours now

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WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS LEGAL??? ITS MY MONEY

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No I mean literally, swim to the Middle East and pump out the oil if you want to drive, and if you want an iPhone mine the components yourself. Seriously though, things like cooking, cleaning, building, gardening, etc. are actually good for thinking, it’s precious time.

I literally pay to have everything done for me. Why would I spend 3.5 hours to mow my lawn when I can pay some poorfag $30 to do it for me?

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Okay, what can we expect to scoop up cheaply tomorrow in light of the election results:

If Biden loses:
>HYLN?
>FSLR?
>Chinkshit?

If Trump loses:
>XOM?
>GEO?
???

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Sell it tomorrow when Baba moons.

Already priced in.

Thank elizabeth warren for that. Also it's not your money you are using a margin account.

You have 3 day trades. They each last about a business week (5 days) but if you’re an expert daytrader, you gotta pay $25K. Sorry fren

lol. imagine being a day trader. Email the SEC, no one can help you here

And just like that, we'll never be below 335 ever again.

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I literally might just sell everything except nio and buy gme. Im getting mad.

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Why the fuck is RIDE up 25% today?

Ah yes, the legend of Robin Hood: Taking money from the poor and putting it into Jewish pockets. How delightful.

429 bake it erryday

Mowing the lawn is awesome. I get very good time to think on my ride-on mower next to the river. It’s very calming and gives me time to plan and sort out ideas. Not going to invite a Spic onto my property and pay him $30 to relax in my yard.

You can't go wrong with SWBI either way. We're about to see some serious shit.

no
he is using a cash account
if he was using margin he would not be under day trade restrictions

>buy GME on a pump day
good luck user

When you sign up for margin you sign up for Jewery.

You think BABA will ever go over 300 again? I'm up a little now but concerned about holding that call long term

GME

trailing stops can fuck you over BOTH ways, set a price target, average in and average out. You don't have to buy all in or sell everything at once

stop posting this trying to fish for validation. make your own decisions. jesus christ. and take some profit on pennyshits or get burned like you just did

The media is even saying that this may take days or weeks to count. Knowing Trump, he’s gonna short the election while there’s still votes and that’ll create more uncertainty. Right now is the best time to escape this bull trap before it sinks

I have 5 acres to mow, fuck that. I'm gonna stay inside and play vidya. I already give 40 hours every week to Jews, not getting anymore of my time.

trade options pussy

Just sell everything and huff glue faggot

get rid of losers, average up on winners

no problem with that

Fine. Fuck you. Im doing it.

>TQQQ
>Opposites don’t attract long-term. Always marry a similar woman to yourself: Race, level of attractiveness, intelligence.

Are you joking? If Trump takes it in a land slide, people aren’t going to buy any guns for 3 years.

>5 acres to mow
why would you buy and live on that much land just to be a lazy fuck?

>SWBI
>ACB
>UVXY

WhErEs ThE dIp

>your biggest holding
AMD and PLUG

>life advice based on personal experiences
How is it gay if you fuck a ladyboy? As long as you're the dom that doesn't touch his dick (or insert it somewhere), how is gay? It's not. You're just an alpha male wanting to dominate the beta, happens in the animal kingdom all the time, even the lion does it.. are lions gay? No.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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Because I love the country and hate people. Also like I said, I'm not poor so paying someone to mow it is literally nothing. You sound like you really like mowing, want to make $30?

it already happened, it's crab time now

gme
life is all about risk vs. reward. no risk = no reward

>are lions gay?
yes

BUY CLF

BUY CLF

BUY CLF

BUY CLF

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Not true. I and many other enthusiasts have been holding off purchasing firearms because of the inflated prices.

Ivanka's mouth moves like she's a robot
youtu.be/kYAbeneu1yE

nobody is pumping your idiotic calls

If this post ends in 3 we dump in power hour

can I get some advice bros?
in my roth IRA I am currently
>+5% on 100 AAPL
>bagholding HYLN (wont sell)
>bagholding PRPO (dont want to sell until next catalyst pumps it, as I believe this is the floor)
i want to use AAPL to generate income via covered calls, but i also dont want to be stuck holding the bag if we really dump. should I sell an ATM covered call for this week? I just really dont want to get bogged if we get a sudden pump for no reason

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> GLD

Women are just humans with tiny dicks and swollen chests. Stop thinking of them as mystical and special; that's just consumer culture trying to make you anxious and insecure.

Working towards your goal a little bit every day is ***extremely*** better than nothing, and it will add up over time before you know it.

There’s gonna be a massive chimpout if he were to win like in the last election

what is up with america's obsession with manicured lawns
why not just turn that 5 acres into a meadow

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if this post ends in 3 Trump wins in a landslide and the election is decided tonight and we have a massive green dildo for the rest of the week

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NIO
Never beat up yourself or take yourself too seriously.

>i make a lot of money
>i hire spics for $30 to mow 5acres
sounds like you got a good deal. Maybe Biden will open the borders for more illegals to come in and drive down your cost
I charge $1000/hr fund my flight and hotel. sure ill mow your lawn.

>post ends in 3 squared
fug

If this post ends in 3, you're both massive faggots

>i hate people
>but i hire them to do my yard work
genius

Long grass attracts ticks and other unwanted pests
I don't hire spics, I hire alcoholic hillbillies.

phew

that was a close one

If this post ends in dubs the market will crash.

BABA will never go over 300 again.

don't do that

delete this please

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Digits will cancel the crash and make the market reach ATH under Trump

Cheapies ahead

NO, WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO. I WAS JUST JOKING. I WAS MEMEING

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guys im bored, do i avg down on more NAK, for the lulz ,before close?

>Nee
>if You think your gf is cheating on you she probably is

please respond, please advise

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Why are you guys having such a hard time understanding this? I don't even converse with the lawn people, I just send them a check every month.

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Trump win stonks
SQ
TSLA
AMZM
GOOG
AAPL
PAYPAL
XOM
whatd i miss

Its a good thing I am hedged with puts

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Today's client update finally fixed the volume and bar display on ibroken, yay! Too pissed about constant shittery so I'm not going back though.