A girl just messaged me on Tinder an hour ago...

A girl just messaged me on Tinder an hour ago, we chatted and she asked me if I was going to invite her to my place so I did, and since then she hasn't replied. She said she was out with her friends drinking

If she does come, how will she react to my tiny room, the fact I have no food in fridge to make her breakfast, and the fact that I have 1000 dollars in my bank accound because I've put the rest into RSR, DRC and basically blew the rest on Uniswap on scams like booba.finance and Stacy?

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>RSR
>DRC
Lol it's already over for you

dude think of a girl like a homeless person
you dont want to give them food or money
and you want them out of your house as soon as possible

She's going to get drunk, come round to your place with chad and proceed to fuck chad infront of you.

Based retard

20K RSR, 2M DRC, 2.5 ETH and 145 BOOBA and 1 YBOOBA, to be exact.

>if she does come now
She’s not coming.

No, I'm thinking I'm not going to have her here straight away I've told her my neighborhood and I'll greet her outside to make sure she doesn't have crazy eyes
That's if she comes to my dorm but I'm hoping she doesn't so she doesn't distract me from my crypto Telegram groups

You gonna get robbed

No, I've had drunk girls message me before on Tinder but they get too drunk over the night to come here
Did you miss the part about me not having any money?

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OP you're a faggot, get off tinder you beta fuck

>I haz no moneh so I can't get robbed
Retard

She's half thai bro she wouldn't...

bigbrain advice this

>he fell for the booba meme

>too drunk to come here
they're always, ALWAYS, riding someone else's cock, retard

Okay fuck she's actually coming wtf

Pics or fuck of virgin

Girls are crazy bro who the fuck just shows up at someone’s house to ride cock lmao

I don't know. Hope I survive, she kinda cute looking too. Will update tomorrow if not ded or robbed

OP this is what will happen
>she comes drunk af because you're close to where she left her friends
>she leads you on
>you fuck her
>next day she sobers up and realizes she had sex with you
>she heads straight to the police station to scream rape
>you make a thread in a few days asking what best shitcoins you should buy and hold for 5 years because going to prison

talk about rsr

Why would u show a tinder whore ur bank acct

I live in a dorm with plenty of witnesses who can confirm there wasn't any violence whatsoever lol, this exact type of thinking is why I (and you) never got laid

>you make a thread in a few days asking what best shitcoins you should buy and hold for 5 years because going to prison
so that's where these threads are from

Set up a hidden camera
Get laid
Film everything
Blackmail her
Get rich

This, except skip that blackmail shit, it's easier to just upload it onto pornhub and make a few thousand if it gets on the front page.

Lo he doesn’t know about womens

dumb whores not afraid to fall in a serial killer's trap aka most modern women

user clean your room fast and order in with the free Uniswap air drop tokens.

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Don't forget the rope, clv, ppblz, soap, and other airdrop money you likely got. Been a busy couple months in biz.