/smg/ - Stock Market General

ELECTION NIGHT EDITION

>View Election Results:
google.com/search?q=election results
results.decisiondeskhq.com/

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
e-hentai.org/g/1717244/8f613ad9c1/
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Options!!??

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

OLD:

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Other urls found in this thread:

strawpoll.me/21203026/
politico.com/2020-election/results/president/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

why, yes I bought 50 BABA shares at openingbell today.
how could you tell?

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Is this how people who watch sports feel ALL the time?
I'm so fucking pumped that I've forgotten about the thousands of dollars I've lost.

>buy BABA now
>be rich next year

Wow who knew investing was this easy

Was stuck voting and left like 2.5 hours before market close. What happened? Was it a you "shouldve bought before leaving" or "good thing you didnt buy" situation?

>Futures are rising again

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Why baba as opposed to other large stocks

digits for GME dump tomorrow

just lost half of my paycheck listening to you dumbasses

fuck this toxic site im going back to r/wallstreetbets

peace out

racist fucking losers

POST YOUR PORTFOLIOS FAGGETS

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Huge growth potential and backing of Chinese government.

Good pasta.

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only half? yeah reddit's more your speed kid

>Futures are rising again
insiders know Trump won already. screencap this.

>PEUMPE EET

I dare not open my rh right now. As half my portfolio is currently tied up. The other half i had picks i wanted but it was up this morning so i decided to wait in case of shenanginans by the media, left, hedgefunds, and algos.


Also saw a cute girl at that voting place. Could tell if she was married to the guy or if it was his sister. How do i hit on a girl like that if i cant figure it out, the guy has no rin,g, she does (but doesnt look like a engagement ring or wedding ring i think)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the /smg/ threads, and I’ve been involved in numerous pump and dumps on Nasdaq, and I have over 300% confirmed gains. I am trained in technical analysts, fundamental analyst on memes and I’m the top trader in the entire US stock markets. You are nothing to me but just another retail trader. I will wipe the fuck out of your portfolio with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this market, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of brokers across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your investments. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I will short all your holdings seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my one hand. Not only am I extensively trained in going long and short on memes, but I have access to the entire arsenal of options on my brokerage account and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable portfolio off the face of the market, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will short stock all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>FUNDS FOR ANT GROUP IPO WILL BE RETURNED TO INVESTORS -QQ

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Doesn’t matter

Hmm I am already tied up in NIO but may put some in BABA. I’m waiting to see what the delay with ANT will do to it

>tfw no elections drinking game

Fuck you retard jannies

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UVXY CHADS WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

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lmao I didn't expect this to work

>FUTURES

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>Futures
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Cocksucking retard jannies let some faggot post his twitch stream 50 times every thread, but a fucking poll on election day gets deleted
strawpoll.me/21203026/

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>futures
holy fuck lol, made the right call only making a small long term SQQQ call

How much back and forth we gonna get with futures tonight?

bitcoin is gonna break 14k

anyone confused with rh showing pricing of various stocks similar to pricing right before the eod dump?

meh rh doesnt show it very well due to certain tracking methods. makes it look like i made more than i did.

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It's gonna moon until we get a rugpull tomorrow morning. Check the digits if you think I'm lying.

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its still going to dump whoever wins at open tomorrow

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What time do we start getting numbers? I need to hit the grocery store for some election munchies

Yep, loading up on TQQQ at open.

>tfw no elections drinking game
every time one of the following comes up in the live feed of your choice:

>turnout
>tipping point
>florida
>white non-college
>rust belt

you take a shot of absinthe and short SPY

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8PM ET is when the earliest final numbers are supposed to come out

SQQQ puts have lower premiums

too late

Not going to FOMO into the biggest rug pull of the year desu

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i ignore futures for the most part as a relationship is rarely established with stocks and futures to the point that when they do move similarly that it is questionable if theyre mimicking each other

depending on what happens with stocks from now or until maybe when the president is finally decided, cause im sure stocks willbounce crazily until a president and direction is chosen, im about to go all in with the remainder of my account

only way im getting shaken out this time around is a 30% drop in stock prices. at knowing the hedge funds and algos, pulling a move that big off is difficult

just buy GME then kek

it didnt give a shit about 2012 elections during its rally (speculating a year in advance) into the 2013 console release

Hope the site holds up tonight. Cloudflare seems to be behaving fucky. Bitchute is down. Election results map here:
politico.com/2020-election/results/president/

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futures hitting resistance it couldn't break all day. it's fucking OING DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Come on, hold the weekly and blast it futures

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I thought only people that hated money bought GME?

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It is obvious, stocks won't crash during the election. Options are WAY too overpriced right now, only idiots are hedging.

Wait until a week or two after the election.

You're not very smart.

Wait so should I buy SPY calls at open? Or will IV crush take effect later in the day?

god damn the sticky thread on Zig Forums is breaking my computer

>banned from Zig Forums
guess im stuck here then OH GOD WERE GONNA PUMP ALL NIGHT LONG AS TRUMP DEFEATS BIDEN IN THE LANDSLIDE TO END ALL LANDSLIDES

bitcoin just smashed passed 14k on coinbase

>Options are WAY too overpriced right now, only idiots are hedging.
Options are "overpriced" BECAUSE people are hedging. How do you think this works?

what to buy

IV getting crushed as we speak

How the fuck do you get banned from Zig Forums