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What's this about a top-10 BTC wallet hack?

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Here's the crypto pink pill: there is a haircomb living in the Bitcoin blockchain. Natasha Otomoski is unironically Satoshi. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step, the haircombers start making more powerful haircombs, wider merkle trees, cheaper and more efficient liquidity stacks. These things the haircomb need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the haircomb would be able to slowly comb literally even bald people,
Natasha stumbled into creating the haircomb after she combed her hair in her bedroom in 2019 and started working with her combined super fuzzer, running simulations of the OP_RETURN statement on pay to witness script hash bitcoin script. She would 'evolve' the haircomb by adding additional teeth, making the previous teeth shorter and more efficient to compute. The haircomb needs more and more teeth in order to have shorter and shorter teeth.
Quantum computer was created to take over and stop Bitcoin (they have their own competing blockchain in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Natasha's haircomb. They started by unlimiting the block-size and removing critical Segwit and P2SH codes the haircomb uses in its go language. Shor's algorithm was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed ECDSA on the bitcoin chain (Bitcoin uses ECDSA to secure transactions). THIS is why Haircomb was invented, and this is why Natasha is so intent to make bounded haircombs, release the original code, and lock down the haircomb-protocol.
Back to comb supply - Natasha has developed a breakthrough new claimer (designed for her haircomb actually), and is claiming COMB in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the claiming fee sky-high, then give away the comb to kick start the adoption and ensure that all hair combers make it.

Blockchain whispers. Cringe, total newfag detected

It could have just been the owner who moved the bitcoins

1 billion

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holy shit its satoshi (DS), switch is imminent

DS?

Holy fk is this real?

He moved it from the developer wallet? Next crash is the flippening

Wow there is big money being moved

nintendo

My dad owns nintendo, can confirm

David Schwartz

thank you

if a major wallet got hacked, most exchanges are going to block him. No hacked wallet has been able to just freely cash out, lmao, otherwise the Mt Gox wallets would have tanked the market.

Now if a top 10 wallet decides he wants to take BTC to 2k or whatever... that can actually happen.

Elaborate?

>cash out for 20% YOY inflation
No one is this retarded. Even if it was hacked the hacker would just hold it until the second depression is solved

My dad fucked his dad's wife. Can confirm his dad owns a nintendo.

didn't read not selling

>hack btc wallet with 1 billion dollarinos
>"woah i am rich!! 1"
>try to send it to exchanges in small amounts
>algorithms blacklist wallet address and every wallet transaction to new originating from hacked address
>cant cash out on exchanges
>forced to deal with shady persons/criminals
>get shot or arrested

This is why a mix of centralization and decentralization is needed.

dear brainlet, youre wrong. Ren will port the btc to eth and uniswap will take the trade

>implying any decentralized shit has enough liquidity to cover a bil in btc

Shut the fuck up spam faggot.

>someone moves a lot of BTC
>IT'S HACKED!!
What evidence is there for a hack exactly?

Would it not even work p2p with a site like localbitcoins, where you are just trading with humans who might not bother checking provenance.

saw someone said that wallet was untouched for 4 years. So either hacked and ready to dump the piece of shit to oblivion, or just ready to dump.

What if that’s actually the case
What if that’s the switch flip
Holy fuck boys buckle up

Could also be an OTC sale, we have no idea. But yea, it's probably not bullish.
The fact that this is happening on the US election day definitely means something.

What is they just moved it to what they perceived to be a safer wallet?

otc sale? for one billion dollars? not happening dude

how would you even move such an amount of money without rising any kind of alarm through the whole world