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ERECTION EDITION

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>Educational sites:
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>Free chart:
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>Screeners:
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etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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>Boomer Investing 101:
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>List of hedge fund holdings:
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>Links for Bears
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sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
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>Misc:
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market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

OLD:

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Other urls found in this thread:

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youtube.com/watch?v=20Ov0cDPZy8
foxnews.com/elections/2020/general-results
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Did Biden just die??????

>>futures

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TRUMP HAS WON
HE'S DONE IT AGAIN

HOLY SHIT

I DIDN'T BELIEVE

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I give up

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Now we know
Biden = Crash
Trump = Bullrun

BIDEN BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

give me ONE reason to not buy BABA right the fuck now

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guy what is this pattern on the futures called?

So how soon after should I go all in on stocks tomorrow, a week, longer if contested?

Dont wanna get wrecked by these algorithms

what did (((they))) mean by this?

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Literally no reason. Buy as much as you can at market price at open tomorrow.

my face when watching futures on the minute

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>tfw the good guys won

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with Florida and Ohio blue it's over for Trump

ha ha tranny made dick joke

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I went all cash today, ate some small loss (okay 10% is not so small).
Did I make a mistake Anons? I was thinking of TWTR, UBER, FB, and some NIO but not sure about that last one.

>FL
BIDEN 49.6
TRUMP 49.5

ITS HAPPENING

I made a very delicious ribeye and rice pilaf tonight. Very happy with myself right now.

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Biden is priced in. (((They))) fucked up. Trump will win, but not today.

>Joe Biden Mommy Milkers
W H E W

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inb4 blue Texas

>Florida currently 9,250 vote difference
Jesus.. 100% going to get contested

FUCKING FLORIDA

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I was a trump supporter but it’s pretty obvious that Biden is best for American business. A vote for Biden is a vote for America.

no worries. even if we lose, we win.

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I hope a lot of states will be contested. Rug pull that shit.

Nice. What kind of rice do you use. I like jasmine or basmati.

You misspelled China

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N E E D L E
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it's happening again AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i voted straight republican but if biden wins im taking the free college gibs

This. Build America back better.

Nah. Florida being this close on mostly urban centre mail in ballots is really good. The districts outstanding are all traditionally hard red. Plus bias to republicans on day of in-person voting.

Futures?

Lets roll

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I live on Texas and there's non stop media shilling for Biden, even on my Google phone's and alexa's "unbiased" newsfeed

Still voted Trump. I want to make money in stocks.

May be we'll get the golden bull run if there's not a lot of cheating on dem side

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inc

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I FUCKING LOVE VOLATILITY IT MAKES ME COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Florida just got red. Told you.

Look man, I get it, you're trying to grow your stream. This is not the way to go about it. You're becoming one of the most hated posters on /smg/ Pls change your 'battle plan' - you need to find another way, this is not the way

Bluepilled

Based ADHD chaos investor.

UVXY is the love of my life

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IM HOLDING TQQQQQQQQQQQQQ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AFTERHOURS JUST CLOSED

>futures

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He is the most hated faggot on here, he's worse than every trip combined

85-55!!

OH NO TRUMP

Youd think after all the pic of Biden kissing and making suggestive comments to children he'd be locked but nope, a decent chunk of the population votes for him. How do I short the USA? Any stocks in particular that would make massive gains?

youtube.com/watch?v=20Ov0cDPZy8

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futus lost 3% quickly

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buy SQQQ leaps, fag

WHY DIDNT I SELL 10 MINUTES AGO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I just looked at futures wew lads what a ride

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Holy shit this is going to be a roller coaster

the fox news site updates faster than the one in OP

foxnews.com/elections/2020/general-results

I bought bank puts today because I figured they went up too high and no way would we know who won today. Seems like a good move now that the futures went from 200 points up to flat.

>florida flipped

sorry bidenbros

>I hope a lot of states will be contested
Me too. I want real cheap cheapies. Not these hard pump, hard dump cycle we're in that occurs several times in a single week.

>tfw forgot to buy uvxy at close

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MCCONNELL REELECTED IT'S FUCKING OVER NOTHING WILL EVER GET DONE NO STIMULUS NOTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Good job, user. Proud of you

>BIDEN WINNING TX
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BIDEN WINNING TX

Guys guys guys! What does mean for the markets I just got access to the votes.

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Are you bad with numbers?

But user.. January 20 is only 78 days away.. surely the markets can wait 78 days for stimulus.. it's not like Powell testified that it was seriously needed and to go heavy handed..

I lost a lot of money on citi calls the past month, so it isn't like I'm ahead anymore, but maybe I can make some back.

Harris County is heavy democrat and 70% reporting. Ignore it.

yeah just look at those gaps

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Never

Texas is blue

it's fucking over

Permabull market, strong buy signal

He's 78. At this point we're just waiting for him to die. The dance of death unites us all.

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NOOOOOOOO TRUMPBROS I CAN'T BELIEVE WE LOST HARRIS COUNTY IT'S OVER

To this day, I have yet to meet anyone would consider Biden here in Texas.

Its an oil state. It would be bad for everyone here.

I'm buying the XOM drop tomorrow though

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>PENNSYLVANIA
IM FUCKING DISGUSTED

Biden bros....

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH IT'S FUCKING OVER AND BIDEN WON

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he’s gonna do it again isn’t he, wtf happened bidenbros

BOBO ON SUICIDE WATCH.

God, why do bear posters piss me off so much, even though I take advantage of dips and welcome them. They just post like they are so clever, even though they seem to lost ridiculous amounts of money on this board.

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SEE HOW FLORIDA WENT FROM BLUE TO RED? IN ABOUT THE SPAN OF AN HOUR OR SO?

PA HAD ABOUT TO BETTER BEFUCKING BE ABOUT TO BE FIXIN TO DO THE SAME FUCKING THING

SQQQbros WERE BACK IN THE RACE

what did the aftermarket mean by this???

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care to elaborate on that, hombre?