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ERECTION EDITION

>View Election Results:
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>Brokers:
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>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
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>Live Bloomberg stream:
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>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
e-hentai.org/g/1717244/8f613ad9c1/
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Options!!??

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

OLD:

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Other urls found in this thread:

ftx.com/trade/TRUMP
ftx.com/trade/BIDEN
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

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Dubs get trump wins

They won't call Florida until Biden is up.

Just pump my stocks fuck the president

BUY PLTR

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cunny

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What
To
Buy

why does it hurt so much?

SELL SELL SELL SPY 300 TOMORROW FUUUCK

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hurp
durp
purp
skurp

Hahahaha.

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This is the last time I'll say it: don't day trade tomorrow, kids. Some of you are cool.

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Trips and Trump dominates

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>I know, and addressed that. 48 states do it. Why is it allowed?
Because it was set up to be each state's choice, states with a clear partisan majority don't want to change things, and there isn't enough momentum to replace the electoral college as a whole

Wait until the dust settles. You should be able to get your best deals around 2pm after WS brokers are on the comedown from their cocaine.

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If everything dumps tomorrow what should I go all in on?

Gme? Intel? Tsm? Tsla?

How did Biden win Road Island? Trump got more votes

Etsy!

im still gonna

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Thats just how it works user.

Why not just dismantle two party system so people are better represented?

BABA, at market price.

How does a guaranteed 40% minimum rate of return sound?

>Road Island

It's over, regardless of who wins.

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Just go for a leveraged TQQQ ETF

Good.

I'll throw in 20k

>Why not just [do incredibly complex coordination problem]?

lol

What are we dipping to lads? When are we getting back in?

i hate these assholes so much
talk me out of voting for uhhhh libertarian

Based.

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dubs biden win

aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUTURES GOING DOWN

Bros I'm so fucking tired of it all... I just want to be able to sleep at night. I closed green. Will I wake up tomorrow down thousands of dollars? Do I sell everything 4am?

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>futures

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trips trump win

DUBS JORGENSEN WINS

get a new goddamn op

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Dems retained control of the house.
NO STIMULUS
NO STIMULUS
SELL
SELLL
SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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Trump had a good run guys, but it's time to come back to reality.

Dubs Kanye win

>he doesn't CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCcccccccccCCCCCCCoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOmmmmmmmmmmmOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMM to volatility

GALOD ON THE BICYCLE

My bookmaker has Donald as favorite now

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oops there goes gravity

SELL!
SELL YOU FOOLS
FUCKING SELL, SAVE YOURSELVES!

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Biden futures bros...

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Checked. Also, can we get this Zig Forums shit off of /smg/? If I wanted twitter-tier memes, I wouldn't be here.

Oh hell yeah

I CAN'T SELL

IM CASH GANG I HOLD NO POSITIONS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SLEEPY JOE MUST GO!

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mom's spaghetti

Witnessed

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Kek. Well short of reforming the electoral college. There seriously is no answers. We can argue. What matters. Land or people? Should the larger cities dominate and control rural areas. No. In the same aspect should smaller states and areas with barely any citizens control our future? No. There's no real solution here. Besides saying states rights I think we need to devolve even further and empower city's and county political landscapes more. Give them more leverage on the fed and state.

I mean, I'm almost certain the Dems will retain the house but what makes you say they've won it right now?

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You guys ready for the golden bear run when Biden wins?

no one cares if you're here though

Trump will win

Praise kek

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FUTURES AHHHHHH

YEEZY SEASON APPROACHIN FUCK HOW YALL BEEN VOTIN FUCK WHAT FUCK WHAT EVERY YALL BEEN HEARING A BIRTHDAY ABOUT TO COME ALIVE AGAIN

>INTC
why would you do that? It's not going up, and if you want to short anything it's probably not going down either

Anyone else surprised by Ohio current projection?
Not many counties left to report.. I did not see OH turning blue [wonder if it will hold]

TRUMP IS WINNING
THE DEMS HAVE THE HOUSE
MARKETS ARE CRASHING
PICK UP CHEAPIES
AHHHHHH

sauce

its happening

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WHAT THE FUCKS A FUTURES?

YEEZY FOR PREEZY

HOLY FUCK IT'S OVER 100 POINT DROP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

41% left to report to make up 100K - can be easily done

They both matter, everyone already understands that. I'm not challenging the electoral system.
I am only proposing one, very simple change, which would be to have every state count their electoral votes as Maine and Nebraska do. If California went 40 blue and 15 red, that would be fine.

>everyone trying to call the election right now with wildly different outcomes

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>it's happening again
how does he do it? How does Drumpf keep pulling off stealth victories?

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OH NO NO NO NO NO
I JUST REALIZED I DID FUCKING BUY SMICY

WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING

TRUMP BETTER NOT WIN UNTIL I CAN SELLLLLL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


is anyone winning yet?

CHECKED AND WITNESSED

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if that happened then texas would likely split similarly

NASDAQ UP 1% HUGE

What do you mean? It looks like it will end up red
Almost no states have even tallied much inperson voting yet. And if they have its in big cities. Looks bad for biden

That was my $1000 election gamble today. If Trump is looking like he'll survive the night I'll feel good about the morning.

What is this

My vote will lilely do nothing for Trump as im in california :^( feels like a waste of desu going through the voting process as i was there for hours.

On the plus side there was a pretty girl, on the negative side i had no idea how to even make a move as she was with this guy. Seemed like bro and sis but couldnt tell.

She seemed oddly familiar to a girl i met before when i was a retail wagie. She lost an item of hers (her personal property) was real cute and was shopping with her mom. Item was found. Bumped into her later in the store. She looked at me and fucking blushed lads! Either embarassement or she liked me. Bumped into what seemed to be her a few years later, at least it looked like her. She stared at me from a small distance. She was with a larger chunk of her family this time.

Reeeeeeee how do I even hit on a girl im in my late 20s and never even had a gf!

for some reason when you demonize people for having a political opinion, they keep their voting preference to themselves. it's crazy!

If it goes to the House, Kanye next John Quincy Adams confirmed

first black president (that's right you heard me)

dude u dumbass, i just told you in last thread that SMICY is not going to be bleeding edge even if Biden wins and gets rid of the ban

Doubt it'll happen anytime soon, especially after the blue wave looks to be canceled

this too

betting site

ftx.com/trade/TRUMP
ftx.com/trade/BIDEN

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