ETH 2.0 IS HERE

twitter.com/VitalikButerin/status/1324018999458295809

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Buy the rumor, sell the news. Double digit shitcoin incoming.

time for the price to 2.0x

wew that big green dildo, here we fucking go

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THANK YOU MONEY SKELETON!

the ugliest FUD ive had ever seen in my life.

the 2.0 upgrade is going to fail...isn't it?

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>dildo
>keep calling ups and downs dildos
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Who else been converting BTC into ETH this past weeks? Im ready to swing back into BTC before the run starts due to stimulus.
DO IT SKELLY!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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What does this mean
Is eth 2 released and working and scales?

Is eth 1.0 gonna dump? What does it mea

You need to buy the new eth from eth2.finance, old eth will dump to 0

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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November will be a comfy month. Strap in boys.

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thank you based vitalik

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cant even break 400, see you at 220

Sell the news event

So things are finally moving along?

ETH would have comfortably broken 400 even without this news. It was inevitable.

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>just broke 400, see you at 22000
FTFY

based

Just went all in ETH

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the priced out cope in this is delicious

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I...Is it actually happening bros?

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>Cashier: "Sir that pack of gum will be $1.00, are you paying with cash or Bitcoin?"
>You: "I am paying with ETHHHHH" *proceeds to spit all over the cashier from enunciating the English "th" at the end of Eth
>Cashier: "Sir, are you okay? You are lisping, and please wear your mask you are getting saliva on me."
>You "I said I am paying in Etttthhhereum, didn't you hear we are ETTTHHHHHH 2.0 now"
>Cashier: "Sir, are you a gay man who is trying to make the Sssss noise of a snake? It is Sssssn, not Tttthhhh"
>You "I AM PAYING WITH ETTHHHHHHH 2.0 *-Th sound intensifies until you go into a seizure"

Wow, it is really easy to say "Ethereum!"

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BUY BUY BUY

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He’s playing with his pp

>drop a big bomb during peak vote so when every crypto tard takes a big look at the news he gets the chance to rig the elections and fuck up yet again the chainlink (developers of the LINK token) team
you almost got me vitalik but i'm 5 steps at ya

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Is this the end of all L2 Dex garbage projects like stakenet?

No, Vitalik himself never stopped shilling things like zk rollups.

Wtf is a deposit contract, someone explain this news to a retard

LETS GO

Isn't eth2 supposed to make all L2 tech obsolete and shit
Or did he stop promising that

It was never meant to make L2 tech obsolete.
It will speed up L1 and make it more robust.

I was always under the impression this is supposed to make it scale and shit
I guess it's a norhinburger then

Literally sold all of my ALGO hope I didn't make a mistake

It's all about the zkrollups and eth2.0 now

>nothingburger
lmao fuck no, this is huge.
ETH right now becomes unusable under a bit of pressure (see black Thursday back in March for instance), so it absolutely NEEDS 2.0 to happen.
PoS is pretty much how ETH was supposed to work since the beginning too, so this is 5-6 years in the making.

Regardless of how well ETH will scale, there will ALWAYS be a need for L2 solutions for a variety of reasons and applications.

We're all gonna make it

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I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF I BOUGHT THE TOP

Plz buy eth sir needful for my village needful

Not a rug eth is legit sir good buy sir

I didn’t say in October

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Eth is not a scam sirs

Good buy sir

Needful sir

Flippening

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To greentext is not mandatory, embarrassing

I hold a little over 100 ETH.
I need ETH to be at 5-10k to actually make it and I don't know what to feel bros

vitalik azari

5k-10k eth probably will happen eventually, but might take years

How do I get this AI race filter in this politically correct clown world? Also fuck niggers

I got time dude and no other chance other than this. We'll see how it goes