What would Zig Forums do with $964,000,000?

What would Zig Forums do with $964,000,000?

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so how did they get this niggas private key? article is so vague.

> Wallet from 2015.
Of course the owner had the keys and moved it.
Get back to me when this much moves from from 2012.

I would put it into a gilt
And then probably die

who keeps all that btc in a single wallet?

Anything I want

Me.

I just got out of jail and found my old wallet info.

Do journalists ever stop lying?

I have an old computer that I used to browse Zig Forums back in 2008-2012. What are the chances of finding some btc on my computer if I never set up a wallet. maybe I downloaded a miner?

OG Bitcoiners that have made it.
They store hard drives and shit in caves in iceland in case of nuclear war.

>What would Zig Forums do with $964,000,000?
nigga thats a loads of money
anyways probably
>buy a luxurous apartment in L.A. (100 mil)
>send a check to my family (100mil)
>donate to black communities (50 mil)
>set up a trustfund for black/latino homeless people

I'd buy myself a new pair of shorts, because I have a hole in my right pocket :(

With the rest I'd go to a casino, find a roulette table, bet everything on 21. If I lose - oh well, I gave it a shot. If I win - I now have over 30 billion dollars. That's a lot of money.

yea lol pic unrelated haha :^)

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>donate to black communities (50 mil)

based and blackpilled

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I was thinking about it the other day. What if that address gets hacked? If I were him I'd keep several addresses with 1000 btc each

What if he decides to dump his bcash on an exchange?

Buy a large cabin in the mountains (colorado or wyoming) and a beach home (Florida most likely).

Buy a girlfriend

Buy a Tesla Roadster

Start a mental health care center and drug addict recovery center.

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the wallet.dat file is up for sale in a website. That website has since been taken down.

>They store hard drives and shit in caves in iceland in case of nuclear war.

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How is it possible to hack a BTC wallet/address? Can Eth addresses be hacked?

>set up a trustfund for black/latino homeless people
you will have to declare bankruptcy in a few years

You forgot:

Pay me $100,000

Its barely enough for a nice used car and a good meal at McDonalds.

>buy a nice but modestly sized house in a >99% white rural town for $1 million
>don't give any money to my family because they are already millionaires
>donate to republican and libertarian organizations
>fuck hookers every day (only whites, asians, and light skinned latinas)

it is funny
because in a couple years that will be the case

I would tell you guys to put in high sell orders for link and market buy across all exchanges until no money is left.

>that jaw
that's a man

250 acres with lake access as close to a comfii city with shit to do as possible. Then build a huge house like 3,000sqft and put a lap pool, gym, and spa in the basement. Then I guess I just neet it up every day going hunting, fishing, watching anime, and shitposting. The rest would go to a financial advisor to handle. I'm a simple man who thinks travel is gay. Everything I want can be had at home if money is not a factor. Realistically I can't even imagine spending 1% of that much. If I'm being lavish maybe I get a harem of sugar babies to induce lactation so I can subside on breastmilk exclusively. It'd be fun to have frens to go out on the lake with and drink while casting a line.
What do rich people even do anyway? I'm guessing at some point they're just sitting on it. When you can have anything you start to realize there's not much you really care about or want. Only rich guys I know have just one interest. One guy races his car every week, other owns a hunting club and does that, another just does nothing but watch TV all day. They don't seem terribly different from us all things considered. It's their kids that do the Instagram vacation bullshit.

Most rich ppl are miserable. And possibly degenerates

poorfag cope

I'm worth more than you