Oldfag story gather around faggots

>be autistic college cybersecurity fag
>never been to social gatherings in my life
>"cmon user it'll be fun go to the PARTAYY we can land some hot bitches"
>guy offers cocaine
>sniff.exe
>suddenly feel like how i think i am supposed to feel at the party... enter chad mode
>get addicted to chad mode but only party on the weekends
>start to feel very lazy during the week
>friend offers vyvanse (similar to long release adderall but 100% d amphetamine)
>eat.exe
>suddenly feel like a genius who can grind work for 48 hours straight
>continue semester high as fuck on vyvanse and smoking weed all the time literal chad mode
>lose virginity and unironically feel "normal" for the first time
>huge attention from all the girls and guys all the time (never had friends in high school)
>constantly going around to "chill" aka smoke weed and drink
>always high on vyvanse because it made me feel like god mode
>put off all work until the last few days of semester
>ohshitnigger.png
>go on a vyvanse/adderall (had to start taking whatever prescriptions I could get my hands on) binge
>sat in our school's forensics lab for around 48 hours grinding out the semesters work
>end up doing fine As and Bs but at what cost....
>have to present in english class the next day
>know i am too cracked out to do this with anxiety/paranoia through the ceiling between the stimulants and no sleep
>friend offers me xanax
>eat.jpeg
now is when things start to get interesting...

Also jannyfags dont delete this shit its all biz related i am just giving context

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>buy heroin in nj slums
>sell to rich businessmen in manhattan at 3x markup

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Ok now this is a bread

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>>friend offers me xanax
>>eat.jpeg
>now is when things start to get interesting...
Kek, I bet I can guess what happens next. Pls don't tell me you took the whole xannax bar

waiting. don’t tell me you haven’t pre typed this op??

I am intrigued....

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>finally able to sleep like a normal person
>quickly become heavily reliant on xanax to get any sort of sleep
>start to rely on xanax to function normally around others without seeming like a crackhead (or at least just having my inhibitions lowered enough that I didn't notice)
>literally start to refer to myself as a walking god to other people
at this point my diet consists of chocolate milk, xanax, and whatever amphetamines aka vyvanse adderall ritalin
>run out of xanax
>cant find anyone to buy it from in the entire town (this is when it was first becoming very popular to abuse)
>have heard about these "dark webs" and used it once to buy acid with great success
>extremely desperate to find any sort of benzo... the withdrawal was pretty bad especially with the major abuse of amphetamines to go along with it
>think laying in bed so tired that you cant move but your brain just keeps racing with painful thoughts
>turn 50 bucks i could scrounge together into btc and order 1g of alprazolam powder (the active ingredient in xanax pills) note: 2mg = 1 xanax pill so 1g of powder = 500 pills
>get zero sleep for about a week as we wait for the shit to come (roommate was basically in the same position i was in at this point)
>roommate also doesnt believe you can get drugs from the internet
>3 or 4 days later
>small package comes
>roommate and i are literally hysterically yelling like retards as we open it

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i think i see where this is going

what happens next op? Hurry up

hehe I have just 1g of very strong amphetamine coming from the dark web.

I like your story so far, it all starts with so little and then we are here.

>MissonSuccess.doc
>realize we just got the equivalent to 500 xanax bars (it was actually way more) worth of active ingredient for $40 or so
>we were paying around 7-10 per bar from people with scripts and the WHOLE town was desperately looking for more
>businesstime.gif
>realize we have to find a way to accurately dose the powder for resale(2mg of powder is basically a single grain of sand)
>start to read into our options
>basically the only way to measure accurately will be to put the powder into a solution and then measure volumetrically
>get a 750ml of everclear
>mix our powder into it and heat it up
>now we have 2ml = 2mg solution of alprazolam
>start to sell the shit into these little plastic capsules... think a gel cap but plastic and a little bigger
>charge 5 bucks a pop undercutting any real "bars" sales and either way people were desperate they would take anything they can get
>its a huge hit
>2 months later and the entire town is hooked on these little caps of alprazolam solution
>have one "main" guy that was a friend selling most of them
>things are good as a college sophomore my roommate and i basically have as much cash as we need and the dirty whores love us because dirty whores love drugs
>next up i meet this fella who seemed strange from the start... sort of looks like a nerdy ari juels if you can picture it

comfy

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when i first took xanax i had no idea what strength it was, so had a whole bar. Waited 30 minutes, didn't feel anything, so had another whole bar (16mg).
Completely blacked out but my housemate said i was moving and cooking an egg in super slow motion.

Op pls pop another vyvanse and type the story faster xdddd

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hurry up nigger, I am invested in the story now.

>he starts to talk to me and says he has lots of clients looking for pills and stuff
>but he doesn't want the liquid he needs the real pills
>"well i've got the liquid stuff"
>yeah but where do you get that stuff you must have a good connection man
>tell him about the dark web and silk road
>he shows me some old sites where he used to buy pills from india on the clearnet
>ask him why he stopped doing that
>says they set him up and he got caught, spent a year in federal prison for something like 1000 klonopins
>tell him yeah well thats why you need to use the dark web its safer no one can track you
remember folks im high on xanax 24/7 the alarms that are going off in your head like DANGER do not exist in my head at the time
>tell him ok I will look into it
>also ask him if he can sell other stuff
>yeah whatever bro just get the BARS QUICK I can sell as many as you can get
>get some bars from online (now if you are not familiar with the silk road etc. pressed bars are basically when someone buys the raw alprazolam powder and makes "homemade" xanax bars using a pill press, filler powder, lubricating powder, and the active ingredient. They are basically knockoff bars
>sell the kid 50 bars as a test and he says his people love them
>the kid paid be 250 for the bars and i paid around 100, he also says he can move as many as i can get my hands on
>wegonnagetrich.mov
>also tell the kid I have some coke
>he asks if its good and I say yes (i had no clue i didnt know shit about it at the time)
>he buys it and asks if its alright if he does it in my apartment
>breaks out a needle and for the first time I watch someone shoot a drug into their vein... very skived out because he pokes himself at least 10 times before he finds a good spot
>he says the coke is shit and i try to act tough like "no refunds"
>he pulls out a gun and points it at me

Sounds about right. Nobody told me that if you mix Xanax with any amount of alcohol you almost instantly black out, and ended up just destroying my entire kitchen. My roommate has a video of me breaking literally every single plate and glass we owned (he knew I had the money to pay for it and just thought it was funny). Then I fell down the stairs and pissed myself.

bumping for spaghetti pasta

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then you karate kicked the gun out his hand in your xanax fueled rage

Good story so far, user.

bump.

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Bumping, this story is breddy gud

So you haven't heard that Japanese business men take control of your body when you mix some benzos with alcohol?
It is very common here in Finland an I was this year for 15 days blacked out from alcohol and benzos.
I never want to do that again, my room was covered in blood and my friend said I tried to jump off of a balcony.
Its scary shit to mix benzos with alcohol, bro.

>Arab man pic
>RLC in the ID
Ooooooooooo

>"ok ok bro chill i thought it was good but i guess not man"
>we awkwardly are "all good" after that he says no biggie like its no big deal to aim a pistol at someones head
>"let me know when you get more bars"
now in the darkweb the bar makers come and go because they either get caught or exit scam (think a rug pull) take the money and run style
>at this point there were no trustworthy people to buy the fake bars from for cheap
>see mdma for ridiculously cheap
>think it has to be fake or something so I look into it
>its not fake it just comes from across the border in europe so there is risk of customs finding it on the way in
>also note by this point i am literally making my own alprazolam vape juice and "vaping" xanax so to speak... still not sure on how effective that is but the vaporization point was in range of the temp that the vape got so it surely had some effect
>zero fear or feelings of danger
>order 50g of molly from germany
>wait 2 weeks
>packagearrival.avi
>now i paid maybe 1k for this 50g of mdma
>sells for $100 per g easily locally
>do the math and i realize the potential I was seeing... for a young dumb college kid this was like the jackpot
>sell some to friends and locals then go to the other guy with an ounce and ask him if he can sell it
>"you only have one ounce bro? I could sell way more"
>all ive got
>ok well i've got a plan ive got an ex gf that will buy an ounce easy for 1200... but heres the thing we are just gonna rob her so then we can sell the ounce to my other dude. Fuck that bitch shes a whore, you want to fuck her first. Fuck that BITCH"
>umm no thanks
>"ok well ill set up the deal then you do the deal with her and when the drugs and money are out ill come in and rob the place"

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>injecting coke
what the hell
OP youre associating with schitzos its going to end badly. make 100k and get out

Ya I don't do hard drugs anymore (xans, coke, MDMA, Adderall/concerta/etc) because of incidents similar to that one. It's kind of fucked how prescription drugs are so much stronger than so called "illicit" ones

That's nothing... pic related

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Haha I remember when I thought selling drugs on campus was all fun and games until some actual mexican gang member robbed me and my friend for 30k worth of shit

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breddy good so far

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