Told my wife i've been buying bitcoin but in reality i've been buying heroin for the past 3 years and now after this...

told my wife i've been buying bitcoin but in reality i've been buying heroin for the past 3 years and now after this spike she's asking questions bros what the fuck do i do

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based
just overdose

Did you buy heroin WITH bitcoin though?
If that you are morally golden
(And financially ruined of course)

Tell her you got hacked.

Get a refund

I really hope this is larp

Hello, based dept

Explain to her the concept of shitcoins and tell her you lost it all.

i think shes suspicious because i cant give her an accurate number of how many coins we own anyway shes asking for receipts from binance is there any way i can fake them

>what do I do
more heroin

buy chainlink

^already made it (and my day)

The real revelation here is that normies are finally catching onto the BTC surge, that means we're in the awareness phase. Expect FOMO pump 25% minimum coming. Watch for dump.

>what the fuck do I do
Heroin, boss. MOAR SMACK.
It won't make her shut up, but you'll feel a whole lot better about basically everything.

>he shares his finances with the ball and chain
do you share a joint bank account as well where she has direct access to your income? fuck you're a cuck

This

OK so larp then. Good

>wife
ngmi

Homie sell the heroin

buy more heroin

Forgot the password. Problem solved.

>we own

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she knows the password but the two factor is on my phone

send your "wifes" tits or gtfo

fuck off faggot

you share a bank account and she has all your passwords. my god how you even managed to hide your supposed heroin addiction all this time is a miracle

same bro

but having known so many heroin addicts I wouldn't be surprised

So this is what the average bobo looks like

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Deserve the inevitable divorce rape

Imagine the money you could've had not bring a degenerate druggie

Ngmi

bobos are rare now, they dont even shill during 10% drops. i think they've all killed themselves

Go check yourself into rehab faggot

That's how you know it's a larp, and thankfully so. What kind of idiot would actually waste their money on drugs when they could've accumulated bitcoin.