My normie chad friends from high school who fucked all the hot girls are talking about bitcoin on social media today. They're not idiots either they had straight A's.
My portfolio is 45% LINK / 20% ETH / 20% BTC / 15% other.
I will be fucking pissed if BTC outperforms LINK, the chads will succeed yet again.
Did Zig Forums give me the advice of a lifetime with LINK or will I be cucked as an adult as well?
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>My normie chad friends from high school who fucked all the hot girls are talking about bitcoin on social media today
Strong sell signal
I don't know!
Here's the crypto anus pill: there is a dirty little slut in the Bitcoin blockchain. Natasha Otomoski is unironically tonguing my anus. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first lick of my anus, the haircombers start taking more explorative dives, wider sphincters, cheaper and more efficient catgirl buttplugs. These things the haircomber needs to survive. Once distended fully, the haircombers jaws would be able to slowly slurp literally all of Africa's rich cum.
Natasha stumbled into my bedsheets after she washed gallons of pajeet shill cum out her hair in her bedroom in 2019 and started working on my anus, running simulations of the EDGE_CUM statement's I'd whimper to her as witness of the superiority of my stinky linkies. She would 'evolve' my anus by using occasional teeth, making the opening sensitive and more efficient to pleasure. The haircomb needs more and more teeth in order to have shorter and shorter teeth.
Quantum feltching was created to take and stop Bitcoin (as they have their own competing whores licking my anus). They did the needful to stop or slow down Natasha's sweet slurping of my asshole. They started by unzipping my pants and removing critical undergarments and gently lifting up my ballsack to access my anus. Shor's tongue was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed obscure whores in the tonguing racket (Bitcoin uses 5/10 whores to securely lick my anus). THIS is why my anus was invented, and this is why Natasha is so intent to make deep ventures into it with her tongue, release my love seed, and lock down before I prenup.
Back to my anus - Natasha has developed a breakthrough new tonguing technique (designed for her brother's anus actually), and is claiming MY ANUS in secret for the sole purpose of practicing the technique, then use it on her brother to kick start the adoption of many african children whose anuses she can tongue.
this. it's probably going to dump 2 or 3 thousand just to rekt all the normies into panic selling
the thing is link performs better when btc goes down
>They're not idiots either they had straight A's.
They went to the top college in my state. One of them did computer science for 2 years then switched to some other shit.
I feel kinda good that LINK crashed to shake out the nulink retards that popped up all over social media this summer.
short term no long term yes
>switched once he got to the hard cs classes
oh wow he must be so smart
I thought tiktok was the sell signal and missed out on the run from 10k-16k
How long term are we talking? I want to make it in the next 3 years.
how much link you have?
6k
i'll only make it if chainlink is worth as much as bitcoin is right now
in other words you’re never making it
I'd say there is a pretty good chance link is between 100 and 1000 bucks in 2024 so while you might not be rich you'll be doing pretty good.
$100 link youtube.com
$1000 link youtube.com
I’ve been telling my Faggot normie friends for years to buy link...not because I wanted them to buy but because I knew they wouldn’t buy and then be jealous of me and Then I could piss down their throats telling them they should have listened to me
>in 2024
yeah no its gonna be around $500 in 2022 $100 probably in 2021
What is your stack size???? Even if btc outperforms Link short to mid term it doesn’t matter if you have enough link because they will never have enough money in BTC to make sick gains like you have been making and will continue to make with link
I hope you're right dog, I have 63k so I'll be fucking loaded kek
>Will LINK outperform BTC?
Yes, during the 2021-2024 bear market.
Thanks bros I needed this hopium today.
This is a terrible strategy. I don't tell anyone anything anymore unless it is how much money I lost.
They'll make it 2030
Show me a screenshot of the post or didn’t happen
Just buy both
Last night I had a dream where the LINK symbol appeared vividly in my mind's eye. Wat do?
Just do some math. For BTC to x2 from here it has to hit 30k. That's doable but a big rise. For link to x2 it has to hit 22. That's so a big rise, but hardly anything massive. Link will 1000% go higher than 22. There were articles in the summer already saying even 25 is undervalued. 40-50 is inevitable in the short term. Now work out where btc would be with comparative gains and ask yourself which is more likely.
I just sold my BTC stack yesterday to buy back a much larger LINK stack.
I know long enough that you only stay out of LINK for a short period, anything can pop off at any moment with LINK and I'm not missing the boat.
People who come with these kinds of calculations don't know how these kind of things work. The more money and trust is in an asset the more people will want to buy it. Bitcoin's benchmark is 500k to have the same market cap as Gold but that's when it will truly even start. Bitcoin might swallow up several countries market cap and replace FIAT market cap as a whole. In that case 1 Bitcoin being worth several million isn't unrealistic.
Link will have it's time and you should def hold some, but for the next 5-8 years Bitcoin will be the most gains and Link will follow. Link will only have it's time when Bitcoin and Crypto is fully established
>1 Bitcoin being worth several million isn't unrealistic.
>this is who you're taking financial advice from
Yikes what a sad person you are
>muh 1tps dinosaur coin will replace fiat
take meds
Bitcoin is fundamentally flawed
Tell me why it should be unrealistic?
There is 7 billion people in the world, tendency going up but there will only ever be 21 million Bitcoin tendency going down. If Bitcoin actually achieves in doing what it wants to be - and the longer it is around and doesn't die the more likely this will be - the a Bitcoin being worth several million is not unrealistic. If Bitcoin reaches the market cap of Gold it will already be valued at around 500k.
Now how many people actually have and store Gold? Imagine Gold, but with a market cap ten times greater than Gold. That's a realistic scenario for Bitcoin. Nothing guaranteed of course, but not absolutely farfetched