what's even the point of making it when you can't enjoy the finer things in life, like a hooker's luscious asshole?
i'll spare you the gory details, but after extensive on-the-ground research, i have concluded that most, if not all, online escort ads are a complete scam. most often ,they will ask for a "deposit", then block your number. the more ambitious ones will provide timestamped selfies/video in exchange for a deposit (usually half the total), then sweet talk you all the way until you meet, send you pics of herself in the hotel room waiting for you, then demand you send the rest of the payment before she gives you the room number. guess what happens next?
i'll give you a hint: it's not sex, but you do get fucked.
i even went online and got a cialis script so i would make sure to get my moneys worth.
what's even the point of having money if i can't pay a pudgy, tattooed, drug addicted latina to shove her ass on my face and cock for 12-14 hours?
I Live In A Prostitute Desert
and FUCK YOU jannies!
this is 100% FINANCE related, and you'll never be white.
You can’t even find a girl to pay to have sex with? Yikes
Where are you user?
it's not for my lack of trying, user.
it's LITERALLY all scams.
most of them are obvious, others are more clever and in-depth, complete with a significant online presence on escort ad sites.
north eastern burgerland
this is pathetic
why would you part with your money for sex
i mean... simply denying some whore the money by not hiring her is more enjoyable imo
fuck whores (figuratively)
>fuck whores
there aren't ANY. NONE.
it's all simply scams.
honestly, there are a lot of similarities between shitcoin shilling threads and fake escort ads.
the english is broken in all the same ways, and i often read them in my head with a pajeet accent.
im convinced that escorts are a cryptid. they may exist somewhere, but most of the time its a hoax.
Imagine not living in a country where you can go to a (legal) brothel, get a cheeky asian massage (with extras) or find a hooker (even trans hooker) in the personal pages of the newspaper.
If you can do all 3 of these things you live in a third world country
Based and entrepreneurpilled.
Why get fucked and get paid when you can simply get paid and not get fucked my some mouthbreathers.
>entrepreneurpilled
actually it's niggerish.
Imagine not being able to go a (legal) brothel, get an asian massage after a workout and get a handjob (or more) or get a hooker (even a trans hooker) from the adult personal pages of your local newspaper
If you can’t do all 3 of these things you live in a third world country
Niggerpilled is if they show up and rob him.
Just to clarify, you have fallen for these scams, right?
How much money user?
what country fren?
this is something that has never happened to me yet, knock on wood.
i'm 6'4" and conceal carry is legal where i live.
my gun never left it's holster, if you know what i'm sayin'.
i lost three $75 deposits, then another $250 (half up front to hold my appt., then rest when i got to the hotel before she gave me the room number.)
i don't even care about the money. it's the goddamn principle of the thing.
northeast burger
no I meant for this guy with the legal shit:
mea culpa
I don't know what to tell you because after going this route and finding the goods, I found that the goods were anything but.
Stay away from the whores, rub it out dude. Your time will come.
what prevents you from getting laid via tinder?
>Your time will come.
the digits confirm this.
i don't want some boring normie girl who is in my league that i have to go through all the motions of talking and texting and meeting her stupid friends and family, then being forced to watch stupid shit on tv then roll over and have lame, pointless, routine sex.
i just want to fuck a whore.
Uhh if you live in the us. you can get prostitutes. I spent 2000 dollars this year in the midst of corona, fucking hookers.
rules to follow.
Don't pay anything upfront. Tell them you only have cash.
Reverse search the images that they post, will get rid of all the fake ads.
Make sure that you research the number that they give you, i was even able to find the persons actual home and name even a LinkedIn profile lmao. I was just being cautious.
Look for amateur photos and video skills, if it even has a hint of quality it is fake. Hoes are not porn director
Things to expect.
Don't expect the any makeup or lingerie you see in the photos. She is going to rush you 100 percent of the time so go for a quick visit, which is 60 - 100 dollars. If you book an hour and cum in 10 you don't get any money back.
Have the balls to just walk away she smells like cat piss or she has a chihuahua in the motel room. the thing kept on barking at me while i was trying to pork ita owner 1 out of 10 wouldn't recommend.
Good way to lose money, because these hoes are bad at fucking, unless you find a regular.
I know the website but jannies will delete it like last time. The website has reviews and has updates on when the pros are taking calls. Works with any big city in the us.
you know, you can make a girl like that your whore too, right?
buy sex is a game changer
there are tons of profligate slampigs on dating apps. you have to signal that you are a sleezy degenerate and they will avail you
Where did you find these "prostitutes"? Which site specifically? And how did you pay them?
>don't pay upfront
my first, and only mistake on this list.
>reverse image search
i know, user. some of these scams are quite well done.
>search phone number
see above
>amateur video skills
the sent me videos of them talking, showing their tattoos as proof that they were the person in the add, showed me hotel keys, selfies, etc.
>don't expect
i guess this was my second, and only mistake on this list.
i wouldnt even mind the chihuahua. animals love me. whores apparently do not.
yeah im not looking for a long term whittling project where i carve a venus de milo out of a stump of wood.
i literally cannot even social media at all. im too fucking autistic.
skip the games, backpage clones, and erotic monkey (though i do not pay i look for pics with the number in it).
back in the day when backpage was around, i actually found a couple of real girls that i banged and it was wonderful. those days are gone and it's all scams now.
I'd never succumb in a way to my urges making me a complete worthless idiot seeking validation (and sex is nothing else than that) from someone who takes money for that.
based
>>how did you pay them
apple pay and zelle.
you cannot dispute transactions that have already completed.
Oh my god
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Imagine getting scammed multiple times by hookers.
Holy shit user
I needed a good laugh
Oh man
Hahahah
rules for smashing prosties:
1. you cant be an incel trying to prove to yourself that you are attractive to women
2. you need to make enough money that $200 is no big deal. this influences the power dynamic
Try lifting and getting a haircut you fat greasy piece of shit
>i even went online and got a cialis script
where?
type in escortalligator listcrawler in google
It says eu domain but you can select the closest US city near you. Click the review section, do comments on the pros.
The ui is shit, but onc you understand, how the thing works, it makes sense.