I just inherited $300k

Tell me what to invest in and I'll buy it. I really don't give a single shit right now and I'll trust anything you say.

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OCEAN

HOLY

BTC and Eth, anything else you will probably lose money. With those two, its basically impossible to lose over a long enough time period, if you hold.

find the asset with the most autistic devs. autism = success. currently that is either ethereum or link

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Parsiq

Yearn.finance

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70% ETH
25% LINK
5% gamble on shitcoins

wait comfy for the next crash, don't buy anything for now
then use risk management
btc low risk
eth medium risk
other shitcoins high risk
so do a 50/30/20 maybe (i'm 80/20/0)

SURF

bet it all on trump winning and 10x your money by the end of the month

safest = btc
High risk high reward = eth

CHZ - dyor, legit but somehow hidden gem

S&P 500 index fund like SPY, just leave it there. Maybe take a grand and fuck around with crypto trading for fun.

XRT (robonomics),

Give me a sec to create a shitty erc20

If you're not larping, go 100% BTC.
If you have to ask, your not ready to go outside anything of BTC anyway.
Anyone who is shrewd, is planning on turning their alts (ETH included) into sats at the opportune time, and unless you can time this, its better just to go straight BTC.

t. 2013 bitcoiner

All in LINK

You should probably invest in a brain seeing as though you're coming here to ask.

Are you new here? That's a good amount of money.
Max out your roth IRA contributiosn for the year, put a good chunk in index investments (like 60 percent at least). Put 20 percent in BTC, then go have fun with the rest fuck it.

You'll give it to me

Leave this website right now and contact a fiduciary.

>Give me a sec
It's been 5 mins and you have no product?

Full XMR

Buy some shitty apartments and become a slumlord

Not so quick OP, dont listen to mr sheckelstein here.

Scroll up and read my previous post, its free money

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99% BAT
1% hookers

$300k worth of XRP

Don’t put lumpsum into anything.
Divide your cash into 12 equal parts and DCA into Bitcoin, ETH and LINK every month for a year.

You're right, might as well dump your shekels directly into my wallet or the burn address, you choose

buy some property, put the rest into precious metals