The chad consoomer vs the virgin bagholder

the chad consoomer vs the virgin bagholder

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>trading in an appreciating asset for one of the most quickly depreciating assets that exists
>it's fucking parked on grass

Kek, I love these posts

>porsche boxster
He was ngmi anyways

he has something physical
you morons just "own" electricity stored as numbers
he's a winner

If he's comfortably retired for life, then good for him. If not, pure cringe.

What has the surface it's parked on to do with the price of cheese?

>no driveway
>house looks small
>posted by crypthomie
maybe hes hispanic

fine decision if he still has 10+ bitcoins remaining desu.

Why is there such a massive number of used Porsches on the market? You can find thousands of them with less than 100k miles on them for some reason. Are these things just that shitty of a car to maintain when it gets over 50k miles?

If it makes him happy that is fine, Bitcoin is money right? What is wrong with using your money to buy a nice car?

Imagine if you only have a few years left to live? Would you care that your bitcoin could double next year and hodl it instead of enjoying what it can buy right now?

Me personally I have alot of life left to live and I want to spend it doing what I enjoy and not working so I would rather just keep my money in the crypto market on blockfi earning interest or in coins like LINK to make a super natural return.

This. Not even a Porsche.

buying luxury cars is so fucking retarded but I'm poor so what do I care

>100 or 200k car (i have no clue)
>lives in the ghetto (shitty house, untrimmed trees, unmanicured lawn, etc.)
>doesnt even have a driveway
kek

>boxster

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Great engine surrounded by absolute dogshtit everything else. Personally I don't care about any car until Tesla gets to the point where I can comfortably sleep in a car and travel 8 hours overnight. It'll be damn near teleporting.

>Vacation spot is 14 hours away
>Get in car late at night
>Play vidya, fap, watch movies
>take a big sleep
Wake up there. No sitting next to an indian brap hog for 16 hours on a flying death can.

what is wrong with it? what would you buy?

My freedom. Lmao. I have like 225K in crypto right now and the thought of buying a car is physically painful. I'm so close to absolute freedom I need like a 10-15x and with my lifestyle I'm fucking set. Hell this next bull cycle I could get a 30x or more possibly. If I can fully retire by 31 I might actually cry. I just turned 30.

whats the point of having all the money saved up if he wont use it

It's basically Porsche's lowest model. Even a Cayman can be arguably better. But a boxster?

That's almost like buying a Lamborghini toilet seat.

ive been wondering. how do I cash out my crypto for actual money? crypto is nice and all but i cant use it

I agree with you but hey, its not your life. You dont know that this guy doesnt have 10-20 more BTC sitting around. Now the guy a couple months ago who posted saying he bought an Audi for $80k with the entirety of his BTC holdings because he was 'sick of holding crypto', he was fucking retarded.

This is the same dumbass that took out a $100k+ loan to buy crypto at the top.

cointelegraph.com/news/uae-resident-who-took-out-100k-crypto-loan-saved-by-ex-coworkers

I use Coinbase Pro. I've done full KYC though but its legit and never any issues granted I've never done more than $5,000 in one withdrawal at a time. If I do a significant lumpsum I'll probably contact my bank prior so they don't flag it thinking I'm laundering money. I can legit do $50K per day based on my Coinbase limits

I guess but a car is such a terrible purchase, depreciating and will drain more money as time goes on with repairs etc. At least a house would be somewhat better but maybe he has like 7 figures. I wouldn't buy a car until its like 5% of my net worth at most ideally less than 3%

>boxter

what the actual fuck?

coulda just waited another 6 months and put in an order for a singer porsche

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sounds like a poor person problem

Buy real estate rental property and/or dividend stocks, but desu you need 1 mil invested to properly retire and make real money from those things

>What's the point of having money if you aren't CONSOOOMING
You don't belong here

What about blockfi or Celsius? Don’t they pay 8-10% on stable coins?

Because he can't even get a fucking driveway? Lmao priorities

for me it's freedom
I unironically don't really care about expensive cars, expensive clothes, watches, mansions, 5 star hotels etc.