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How do I profit from waking up to a couple dozen voice messages from my fiancee, admitting to cheating on me?

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Tell her you fucked Ron Perlman and ate his butthole

Least it's not wife

You profited by avoiding an expensive future divorce.

Replace her

Dump her and save money on living expenses.

Either pimp her out so she can reclaim your "love" or now you have a free pass to move on with no strings.

I’m sorry friend. I know that hurts.

claim holehairs and get your logs keyed

You realize all women are whores and stop spending your money on them

owned

ask her if you can watch

First, provide a sample
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tell us the story im sure we'll think of something as you go

It's not in English my friend

She went out yesterday and met with her ex, whom she kissed and then slept with a painter she met in the party

I'm sure the emotion will still translate

get the ring back and sell it. it's not profit but at least you can recoup some of your money.

Biz is multi linguistic, we will manage
>send it

fight for her and regain her love. then marry her and have a nice family with many kids.


kidddddddinng, dump that bitch

This. This is great news, just think of the mistakr ho

Apologize for having been such a shitty man that she had to resort to cheat on you. Be a better man, women deserve respect, theyre flowers and you obviously havent been watering them

Jesus what a whore. You profited by dodging a massive bullet dude. Just imagine the cost of the wedding, kids, and then inevitable divorce. I'm not a turbo autists who thinks all women are evil, and have a really good girl right now, but I've been through what you're going through before. It does get better and you will meet someone who won't treat you like trash.

Her next move will be blaming you for her cheating, mark my words.

how the fuck did you even get into a relationship with this kind of person? was you simply not aware of the red flags or were you blind?

Oops. Fuck phoneposting. Think of the mistake you avoided.

forgot to add but you should also be checking for what you might have been doing that warranted her to cheat in the first place

by dumping her and not falling for the woman meme? All you idiots keep laughing at the incels but you don't see incels have money and woman issues. And once you make it you can always just take a year for all you can fuck and snort coke and hookers in some asian country.

get fucked chads, the chuds will rise soon and you'll still be waging

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It's easier than you think, man, especially if the girl is hot. Pussy has a way of blinding even the most intelligent/succesful men (just look at Jeff Bezos), especially if it's attached to a nice ass and a pretty face. I'm retrospect the red flags seem like neon signs, but in the moment you don't even notice until it's too late..

It sucks, but these kind of things are really valuable learning experiences.

Bro you WON
You must be emotionally drained.
Honestly, take your funds (remember risk management and omfg I really hate to be this guy) BUY STA AND LINK (you’ve just won your personal financial stability and being single is the golden ticket ) now you can proceed to do whatever the fuck you need to do to focus and improve yourself from a petty and shitty situation.

stop posting sell signals please

For me id move on and try to believe not all women will do that. The profit is it didnt even cost you anything to find out she isnt loyal, usually you have to loan a friend $100 they dont pay back to find that out

>thinking jeff bezos gives a single shit about "muh pussy"
caring about pussy and ass and tits is for sub 90 iq "humans"

victim mentality or you're a female shill.

He probably wasn't too happy about losing almost $70bil... He obviously cared about the pussy enough to not get a pre-nup