I've got a dangerous appetite for flexing. humble me?

I wanna wear 10k+ rollies, bb simon belts, designer shoes, and just walk around and be admired and gossiped about in 3rd world southeast asian counties
>"big man, big money"
>he must be rich boy
>oh, he handsome AND rich
I wanna hear nervous giggling asian teens as i saunter by looking like an absolute baller. I want harems of porcelian skinned chinese and korean qts with the shittiest, most materialistic attitudes, but they don't shave their pink pussies and they their a tiny bit smelly under the perfume because of their diet.

What networth and paygrade do i need to have for this not to be cringe and pathetic?

thanks.

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whats wrong with that?

you're on the same level as niggers who make $9.25/hour but wear $2000 in lurid nigger apparel just to impress other niggers who make $9.25/hour

you'll never not be pathetic.

I think about this too, flexing in 3rd world shithole countries. Every fantasy ends in me getting mugged or stabbed to death.

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Kek faggot, hope you get stabbed in a rest room by some barefoot island nigger.

3rd world Asians won't recognize the status symbols you mentioned. You'd get the same response just being white and wearing $5 shorts

Just be white and in a third world country you will get this

Post physique

hey op, this is you

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Fix yourself and take something that gives you ego death. Probably in reverse order but still, that shit gets old quick and it’s unhealthy. Eventually if you get lucky and are smart enough to turn it into wealth and not riches you’ll hate the fact that you have this attention. Wealth whispers. Riches scream. Don’t be a dumbass and think ahead if you want a chance at a fulfilling life.

Have you ever been to SEA? Everyone has that shit as they make it all fake out there. Having designer clothes in SEA is unironically pointless, you'd have more luck in the west.
If you wanna flex in SEA you need a sports car.

When you've got no personality replace it with a rolex.

>What networth and paygrade do i need to have for this not to be cringe and pathetic?

It will always be cringe and pathetic. It's more cringe and pathetic the more money you have. Poor people have an excuse; they're stupid.

surprsingly good answers
yea ive spent 7 months in thailand, 1 in the phillipines. that's a good point tho. Thing is, iced out rollies with vvs diamonds cannot be replicated or faked. you can't fake the "Diamonds dancing" effect if you're in a dark club. But i do see your point about 90% else, like gucci and all that.
I'm 5'10, 170 decently built. I'm a 7/10 white guy. I look like the skateboarder mike mo

if you're going to do that OP I hope it's an actual safe envinronment you'll be doing that in

you're a walking target in some parts of the world

you sound like a poor person.

> Asian gangster takes umbrage with your flex.
> Knifes you in broad daylight.

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If your a 7/10 white guy in SEA, you don’t need any of this shit. I was just there for two months and tight hit little Asians threw themselves at me relentlessly.

Just have some level of a clothing style and be in DECENT shape and that is enough. Having a lot of money is even better but I would never flex it over there. I always felt safe, but you are asking to be mugged or kidnapped.

Thailand
Yea i know, JBW is in full effect but i personally just want to feel it i know its deranged and niggardly

I billionaire friend of mine once asked me what kind of watch he should get. I told him the same thing I'll tell you. To impress a nobody, wear a $15k watch. To impress a millionaire, wear a $150k watch. To impress a billionare, wear a $15 seiko.

yea yea...i get it. wealth whispers rich screams yada yada. ill see myself out. no rollies for me

Does anyone have that picture showing a poor person wearing a bunch of expensive clothing and a rich person wearing cheap clothing?

this, just being a foriegner not from a 3rd world shithole puts you leagues ahead, that flexing would be completely OTT

You are very feminine.

>be me
>make 35k self employed but invest most of my paycheck into stocks and crypto
>always dress humbly but always give off the impression I’m intentionally being aloof when money matters enter conversation
>everyone thinks I’m one of those stealth millionaires but I’m really just broke

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you belong in the demographic capitalism preys on the best and the most. And you’ll stay there, and you know it.

You already know anybody of any worth would look down on you for acting like you just detailed in the post, the only people you can ever dream of impressing seem to be garbage—and what’s the point in that ?

nobody would care about you even if you did all these things. And if they saw you’ they’d be laughing, user. Laughing their asses off behind your back as you walk around thinking you’re hot shit.

那是男人,兄弟

*sigh*

>be admired and gossiped about in 3rd world southeast asian counties
not happening white zoomer nigger brain

Tell me why Minorities and Women wear expensive clothes and Jewellery.

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no you aren't nearly as special as you want to be and you will never be any special or better than you are (dumb plebs) your race is nothing special your looks is nothing special
kys subhumans

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