Can I just lie and say I have a degree? I cant concentrate this semester

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You can have mine its electrical engineering

literally me kek

yes you can. the democrats lied so why can’t you

i want to get into web dev

Who needs a degree to do webdev?
Friendly pajeets on youtube do it all for free!

you need a degree to get an entry level job

You lie that you have a degree and tell your employer that you cannot receive transcripts if your student loan debt is not payed off. It works every time nigger

holy based is that really true?

The worst thing that can happen is that you get declined. No one is going to file suit against you

is faking past employment going over the line?

>you need a degree to get an entry level job
not true

from where i talked it basically is for hr filters

I just want a degree so liberals can't look down on me...

I lied about my GPA and im in the process of securing a comfy job with a good salary.

They check your degree, but legally cannot check your gpa unless they ask you directly for transcripts (they wont)

just finish user

how can they check your degree without transcripts?

they hire a company that does a backgroundcheck and verifys education by contacting your school.

skip the HR filters

wow fuck these cunts

you cant they filter the resumes first

Some perspective. I look back at college (CompSci) and wish I studied harder and really really tried. I graduated and everything is great, but; I just viewed it like high school BS work instead of trying to immerse in it. Your job is literally just to learn, having been working for 13 years that blows my mind. Think about this, work is like school, except you have to make A's all-the-time, otherwise you'll never get promoted or have a job for long. Level up your character while you're still in the sandbox. Also, girls should be like #3 on your list after your studies and health. Stop wasting time with video games, you have a whole normie life to do that with, you're in college, embrace the fuck out of it.

thank you fren but its not girls (i wish ) or vidya i really just cant concentrate in quarantine but ive been finding it better to just go my own way to make shit and learn as I go and ive learned more than college by doing my own personal projects but i know that non-degrees will be pruned by hr based on what i read online and it was even a pain in the ass to get an internship (didnt get one although applied alot), its a shitty system!

I lied about my degree for prestige web dev/it-consulting. OP it's not that hard since you just have to succeed once. After 2 years of experience nobody gives a fuck about your degree.

Reason I did was that I fell for the college meme and did unnecessary stuff for 5 years and never completed due to lack of purpose. I then realized that other students did it just "cause they needed by mommy/daddy or society" and not bcz they were genuinely interested in a variety of topics.
But don't be a nigger and pretend you know the job. Self-learn the minimum and fake till u make it for the rest. Worked like a charm for me.
I regretted losing those early 20 years on stupid CS shit but on the other I hand I travelled all over Europe and fucked over 30 girls from different countries.

Had I done differently, I would've taken a full time job while self-learning learn2code as fast as possible and nailing a web dev job within 6-12 months.

You don't NEED to go to college for 4-5 years just to get an entry level job unless medicine, law, accounting. Just self-learn the needed stuff and find a job. BOOM, you have the same salary as college cucks and saved a bunch of time and money that you can invest in crypto. This is my biggest lifePill to /biz. Enjoy!

>work in trades
>finishing trade that every commercial building requires
>work has to look perfect every time or I get fired
>if I'm not paying attention and fuck up I die
>went to college to become an accountant, got offered my current job over the summer and never left because I was making like twice as much as the average starting salary of an accountant

school never prepared me for this

i will live by this, this is top chad advice thanks user :)

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at least you found your purpose i took an accounting class for my minor and it was fucking boring!

don't EEs make bank?

you need to be related to somebody to get an entry level job

they run your claims of attendance against a (((student clearinghouse))) if they aren't retarded. this reports independent of any debt related holds on your transcript, degree, etc. but most HR roasties are functionally retarded so this never happens and you might get away with your lie.

as long as i have proof of attendance it wont raise any problems with that thing?

there's different tiers to what the report shows, depending on how much they pay. studentclearinghouse.org/colleges/

Kek, electricity make light bulb bright, gib 100k

>you cant they filter the resumes first
you gotta think outside the box user, find a way to get chummy with an employee somewhere or find other ways
to network

wow, seems like an invasion of privacy