Convinced my gf to shit on my face after falling for biz memes about turd cutters, brappers, stink pipes and the like.
I'm into eating ass but I wasn't ready for this. I can't describe my disgust and regret when my gf curled out a log across my face. Nothing can prepare you for the heat or the smell. Gf could tell I wasn't into it and is now being pissy with me.
Why did you make me do this?
Kek. You actually listened to a bunch of virgin autists?. I'm proud to be a neet now, at least I haven't had a hot-log on me.
non non
itz only smellz
business and finance
God I wish that were me
Bruh. I can't believe he actually fell for it.
i unironically want to smell what op smelled
oh YES
>make it
>first you do is ask your GF to take a shit on your fucking face
Imagine the smell. How much Kleros does he hold?
the most i like is: walking into the bathroom a little too soon after she shit, gaping/farting, eating booty, and the most extreme would be like she does an enema then when its really clean watching her shit cum or like cake who cares. Brapping and skat arent the same imo
What are you, gay? I would kill to have a gf into scat
Checked
>stink pipes
jesus dude, get help
Mhm.... Tell me more!
I hope this is real
>Nothing can prepare you for the heat or the smell
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHA
kill yourself
>Nothing can prepare you for the heat or the smell
you've obviously never been to india
damn right this moment is the first time i unironically want to go to india
So wait your gf was passed you didn’t like it and not that you asked her to do it?
imagine the smell
>Nothing can prepare you for the heat or the smell.
Holy shit my sides
My day didn't go well.
But at least nobody shit on my face.
Thanks user. I needed that.
You are mentally ill for even thinking in your mind that it was a sexy thing in the first place before you did it and regretted it.
This is why I'm in to facesitting but no scat play. Hot piss from flat chests if I still want that heat.
OP, the important thing, the REALLY important thing, OP, is that your girlfriend is such a pervy slut that she was willing to do this disgusting thing with you at your direction. You have found a keeper.
WESTERN CULTURE TELLS ME EVERYTHING IS ILLNESS
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