/smg/ - stock market general

Nothing personal, Bobo edition.

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Live Streams
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
wallmine.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
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>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
koyfin.com/

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Other urls found in this thread:

suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml
petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/we-people-demand-verification-ballots-cast-2020-election
youtu.be/Ig4Ey3UeZLs
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Why do we have two generals now?

>Links for Bears
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

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because of the CLF shill.
It's always because of the CLF shill.

We don't the one the other retard made wasn't even a proper thread.

The real one has actual information in op.

CLF tranny
ignore him and his thread
and buy ZM puts

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i'll never find an opportunity to convert my GME shares into calls

1st for validating this thread.

I remember seeing so many bears from friday till sunday night, wonder what happened to them

do it now while it's still up

NASDAQ gonna crashin 25mins.

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GME guys, today is the day.

Buy gold dip yay or nay?

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>sold PTON puts
How can I recover?

CLF fag ruining /smg

Kinda sucks my cash is in transit to my broker, but at least the account holds SPY and GME calls.

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i think cash retard would have FOMO'd back in, and some lucky ones would have sold before the dip and bought back in for cheaper

dumbasses buying SQQQ and shit though, i'll never understand why these faggots try to time the market without a crystal ball

based

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Report CLFag's thread.

OH NO NO NO ZMers

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no

stops are ready

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>while it's still up
are you messing with me
isn't buying on a massive green day like this the worst time to buy options

i was waiting for a +0% day. I thought Friday last week was going to be like that like usual but Friday last week was actually mooning up a bit threatening to close above $12

I wonder when the bonds will recover. Jerome?

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The bogs are toying with me

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ORANGE BAD MAN IS GONE
>CORONA IS CURED AND WE RICH
ORANGE BAD MAN IS GONE
>CORONA IS CURED AND WE RICH
ORANGE BAD MAN IS GONE
>CORONA IS CURED AND WE RICH
ORANGE BAD MAN IS GONE
>CORONA IS CURED AND WE RICH
ORANGE BAD MAN IS GONE
>CORONA IS CURED AND WE RICH

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Yay.

PLAY, BA, JWN. Give me 2 more.

I might not have a lover, I might be sexually frustrated, but at least THE GOLDEN BULL RUN IS HERE, BABY!!!!
ALL HAIL THE GOLDEN OX!!!!

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nah one of us has to go over there to entertain him so he doesn't make any more
not it

Should I get some cheap puts when we open? There's no way this holds.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT DO I BUY WHEN THE MARKET OPENS?

I just cancelled my Palantir buy order

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Bros i work at a hospital are they going to make me get the covid vaccine? And should i quit if they require it?

yes
buying when it's green is the worst time to buy options
which means it is the best time to sell them

Links for bears where? I need the suicide hotline.

i’m so glad i didn’t listen to the fud bears this weekend :^)

I defiantly have to get the fucking flu vaccine every year. You can be your ass it'll be a condition of continued employment.

make money to suppress black people

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last week was the time to buy friend

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they're so stupid I can't understand them. They think that they know something the fund managers don't while using a robinhood account and end up losing 95% of their position on some shit bear bet

>are they going to make me get the covid vaccine?
Yes.
>should i quit if they require it?
No.

Still down 20% but my divvies are locked and loaded now. Feels like it goin' too fast. WHOA NELLY
*sips*
I can wait.

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>that ass
grim

CLF dawg

Also you Butthurt thread splitting discord trannies are hilarious sperging about your wall of links

Anyways back to my portfolio I got the popcorn ready :)

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>he hasn't bought with all of this time
we tried to tell you

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The lamb must be slaughtered so that SPY can print.

you need to go back

Yea i got the flu one too. Stupid whore showed up said “time for shots” with a smile. Pretty absurd

have u tried not being a retarded conspiracy theorist?

i wont lie id fuck an asian

Back to where you dumbass?

I forgot

Yall make sure you sign this

petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/we-people-demand-verification-ballots-cast-2020-election

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>TSLA is still up a percent
How does meme man do it?

A reminder that if you aren't already holding do not buy in today.
youtu.be/Ig4Ey3UeZLs

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your calls have zero volume and fuckheug spreads and you will never, ever, ever realize at least 75% of your imaginary gains

Fuck off and kill yourself CLF shill
You do the same thing everyday, day after day
How have you not learned?? Are you just retarded?
It's so simple dude, just make the thread right and nobody will complain
You're such a faggot

>Keep accumulating during covid
>Market keeps crashing
>down 15%
>feelsbad.jpg
>Vaccines announced
>up 20% today
We're all gonna make it, bros

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Surely SPY can't continue at these levels forever. There has to be some pullback.

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short PFE on the open is the play. you're welcome

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Good taste

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Would u quit brobeans? I have some concerns that this vaccine isnt properly studied who knows what the long term effects are? The hospitals fuckin empty too covid is a literal meme

No money will ever sate your desperate need for attention clf trannie

Nigga you best place that order back because PLTR is never going below $20 after Friday.

>Butthurt thread splitting discord trannies
Massive projection over there faggot, fuck your paper gains.

>coronavirus cured
>market going up
>entire industries saved
we've switched to the No Malarkey timeline

slow ride!
take it easy!
*sssssiiippppp*
easy does it there.

nah dude, SPY is on track to hitting 650,000 this time next year

Weed has fried your fucking brain. You post links in your thread and no one cares about the shill. Fuck off

gold & silver in free fall. dow is uo 6% pre. yield is up big time

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This is my wife’s boyfriend’s daughter. I tried to raise her right. Have I failed?

i know you're gonna say im retarded for yoloing an opening buy order on 3 positions but its going to be green dildos all week

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Get ready to hire an attorney.

BOIL and USLVF (3x Silver) and SLV shares and Calls.

Those are your buys anons. Those dipped.

Go and make some money.

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I bought solar stocks last week, but they already went up when Biden won on Friday. They wont be going up now as much as many other stocks.

It goes without saying that I already bought in stock market, just like everyone who visits /smg/, duh, duh, mega duh.

that's odd, i needed to have vaccines like tetanus up to date, but the flu vaccines themselves aren't mandatory

unless you live in north korea or something, they're no way the covid vaccine (when it's out) will be made mandatory. Im not an anti vaxxer but there's no way im touching that shit until safety is better understood in phase 4

you dont want to be the 1 in 100000 that dies of some massive hypersensitivity reaction

BoBo thinks the market reflects reality. Unfortunately for BoBo the market is a means of class warfare.

I’m on it fren! Time to put these folks back to work.

literally no ass

>now this is a rump

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>He hasn't been accumulating like mad on oil/airlines and cruise stock since it crashed at the beginning of the Coronavirus crisis
Oh god, get the fuck off my board

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something of mine is raising right if you know what i mean

So fucking ugly

who cares if PLTR goes up 10% today, if bunch of other stocks go up 30%. I can buy better stocks today, and then go and buy your fuckin PLTR at 20 on Friday, your math is non-existant. Go hold your RTX stocks

then you're being greedy, just watch the green dildos and enjoy the ride. Nobody should be buying today

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PFE???????????

yaay

10 minutes until cooooom

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I work at a hospital all this shit is required. Probably gonna have to quit in the coming month or two when they demand i get the vaccine. Im not taking that shit

The flu shot is largely worthless though because you are taking a vaccine to protect yourself from the previous years flu strain. It's why the literally give it away for free.

>that position
Typical to fake having an ass. You cannot discern anything, I bet that bug also has no ass.

>waiting 7 months for movement
Ahh yes, a fellow connoisseur of the BIG GREEN WADS
*sips*

plenty of ass for a white man

If you aren't patient you are never going to make it

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Oil

Show some respect man

I hate bugs, but I must admit that one is cute...

do I buy at open?
DO I BUY AT OPEN??
IS THIS FOMO??????

It costs $40-140 a pop depending on “strength” whatever the fuck that means

>t. hospital account

To late for SPY calls?

AIRLINES TO THE MOON

ZOOM IS DEAD RIP RIP RIP

I JUST MADE 25K

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YEAH BUT THAT'S WHAT WAS SAID ABOUT THE LAST 6 PUMPS IN A ROW

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profit taking is gone, red days are banned, just buy.

if youre buying when things are green, it's def FOMO.

fucking larpers

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Trump should have went with operation ludacris speed instead of warp speed. If they could have gone to plaid and had the vaccine out in October he'd probably have won the election.

Based Xiao La Jiao poster

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we pullback from 390 to 383.5

Kicked my girlfriend out of my apartment yesterday, golden bullring starts today. You're welcome guys (and CLF tranny).

Macy or Nordstorm?

Literally looks like a gilt.
Would probably be effective to insert my sausage in her ass, but psychologically it would be disgusting.

Yes, I'm larping, whatever helps you cope, retard

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why did cash gang call me "retarded" for being long? i almost took offense to that!

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no don't quit
this is a pretty basic ethical issue
they cannot force you to take a vaccine with unproven safety data
like what even is the sample size in the Pfizer trials
there's no way we can know anything about the safety until at least a year after approval

you're going to have a hard time finding a new job, so fight for your rights, you can't be forced to take something you think is not safe. They can try to fire you and they'll be in trouble

LUV at almost any time for the past several months

That one looks decent. Any pic of that butt without stupid poses, just standing or laying belly down?

are you retarded? look at her waist. now look at her hips. absolute monster ass

but the solars wont go up much with this vaccine, im mega missing out if i hold.

Do you guys think workhorse will go back up? It seems like a good time to buy in and sell at 30

>check'd
thank you based user. what's the story? why'd you do it

>unless you live in north korea or something
we do now, and put on yoru fucking chinese mask

BVLL BVLL BVLL SURGE!!!!! SISSY BEAR CVCKS GETTING CVCKED BY MASSIVE BVLL COCK!!!!!! BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I bet you give great helmet

oil, airlines, and aiports here. my county's market is closed though

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you realize this time its different, the dow is up 1,700

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i think she's an asian hapa
the only cute japanese chicks imo

i dont understand who can fap to JAVs, most of the girls are so uncanny

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i cant decide between airlines cruises or hotels they are all gonna moon today i wish i had more money so i could make more money

Is it going to pump or dump at open?

Waist =/= Ass
Also, Thighs =/= Ass
You're clearly an ass amateur if you make that basic mistake. You have MUCH to learn, youngling.

POOMP

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It depends on if you sell or buy.

Dump a little from people taking profits or rise from FOMO. We find out in 5 mins.

im in Cucknada
we're already fucked but at least our public health acknowledges we may still have to live with restrictions for 2-3 years even with a vaccine

because there's no way in hell we're forcing everyone to take a vaccine, especially if it might be more dangerous than covid itself (at least for younger adults)

Put my remaining cash into VTI premarket
Good luck lads

who else comfy here? what should my second long position be NET or U?

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She stopped paying rent saying i made enough money in the stocks and with my side business that she should be able to stay home with me all day. Lol wrong.

Theyll make it mandatory. After all they got away with this year they will make you bend over and take it just to work.

Anyone have a cnbc stream?

Looks 2fake4me

I will tell you in 3 minutes

That statement, does not compute

Workhorse is dead. They aren't getting the contract nor would they be able to handle a contract or that size anyway.

Hey, guys is Bobo ok? Bobo?

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If you don’t buy CRSR today you are stupid, tomorrow are earnings!

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based.

Big larp.

I'm down right livid.

>buy shares
>dumps

>buy shares
>sell far out calls expiring in a week
>somehow pumps every single time hard emough that i end up missing out

Just ready to fomo my entire account and not look at it for months at this point am absolutely mad right now how I keep screwing up and how the algos keep moving the price in such a way that i lose so many times.

AAAAAAA I DONT CARE IF THIS IS FOMO IM ABOUT TO THROW MY ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS IN THIS IS UTTERLY ANNOYING!!!!

who else here in penny stocks and prepped for a +100% moon mission?

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wrong pic fuck

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I'm so hyped for market opening lads

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Will UAVS reach $20 like WKHS did?

was her pussy good?

Nothing wrong with that as long as her full time job becomes servicing your every need.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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oof okay, what's some good stocks for under 20 then?

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bobo should stick to shorting crap like ZM instead of entire markets

>HE KNEELS

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OPEN FASTER

OPTIMARINES

HERE WE FUCKINNNN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Just buy boomer shit and hold for all eternity.
This plan literally cant fail

just short gold or silver

NASDAQ DEAD IN 1 MINUTE

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Dude the news just broke that Pfizer has a COV vaccine, it's gonna be massive gainz today

check european markets

This shit is 100% unsustainable.

Why are you fucks so snide and condescending? Its insufferable

t-2 minutes until my suicide

I love you all.

Not a larp. It's been a long time coming.

1 month of XOM put progress GONE

Thanks Joe

who cares if it's photoshopped, it's cute and you're never going to meet the real person anyways
you fap to the idealization, like 2D, not the real thing

you want something closer to real, it'll hurt more because you'll never meet a girl like pic related

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What anime is this?

pics of her ass? if shes hot enough you should have just given her the pussy pass