So I popped my SPY call cherry and got burnt out of $150 thinking SPY would hit 363. Fuck me, this was supposed to be a green day lads, this is the first big loss I've taken on here.
Imagine the ONIONS flue being so deeply ingrained in your psyche that it gets a vaccine and you are still so frightened that you're bearish. REALLY user...
Eli Gonzalez
WTF happened today?
Ethan Watson
don't worry. it's going to crash anyway. dubs confirms.
Tyler Morris
The bulls got too cocky. Proud of my bearbros who are still playing it like gentlemen. Good luck. Time to show if you have what it takes to be a bear; hands of dark matter
PMs are a buy today. Not super bullish on them like /pmg/ but I think having 10-20% of portfolio set aside for commodities is wise.
Luis Garcia
Imagine being an institutional shorter and explaining to your boss why you lost money fucking around with GAMESTOP instead of paying up and riding the wave.
That's not dark matter. Dark matter doesn't interact with anything, it only curves the geometry of spacetime. Because of that, it doesn't deteriorate and is super heavy.
Michael Garcia
((They)) used the premarkets to screw retail investors. SEC doesn't care. Bull trap in the works right now; everyone will be bagholding by Wednesday. Biden is already dead and the ones who know already know, y'know? Public can only be fooled by deepfake technology for so long before a major glitch happens that they can't blame on compression artifacts.
>inb4 flood of normalfags on tw*tter and f*cebook crying about how they didn't know lockdowns were coming if they voted for Biden >when_they_get_what_they_fucking_deserve.jpg
Alexander Collins
I have not been fucking able to log into ameritrade all fucking day
Jaxon Parker
PTON calls?
Jace Adams
a hobo pissed on schwab's main order server and they can't fucking restart it apparently
Asher Scott
>tfw didnt buy the ZOOM dip
Grayson Nguyen
Biontech released new 90% effective Vaccine
So your death rate due to the vaccine is only 10% , people bought this news up
Surely he isn't just sitting on the sidelines and crying over all the lost profit? Surely a bobo wouldn't do that?
Nathaniel Evans
anything worthwhile etf wise? I don't want physical
Julian Nguyen
Imagine if Tesla held onto it's gains for fucking once.
Blake Cox
thats why you need to get out into cash
we'll be locked down for months before they have enough vaccine
remember the 'great reset'?? Trump has held that off as a result the US is behind the rest of the world... US needs to catch up
Even though there are vaccines, the US still needs a lockdown to usher this shit in. Expecting vaccine delay news or something soon too just to push it back into the end of next year
Germany is fucking crazy bullish now right? Everyone said they were dead, they end up being the first to invent a vaccine, proving they are still the world’s smartest, people are going to come to Germany to do science.
Ian Martinez
Sold my NIO, feeling much more relaxed now
Going to reinvest that in PLTR and some safe boomer stocks
CANCEL MY ORDER CHARLES YOU SAID YOU'D CANCEL IT CHARLES WHY DOES IT STILL SAY CANCEL PENDING CHARLES WHAT HAPPENED CHARLES WHY IS YOUR BROKERAGE BROKEN CHARLES ANSWER US CHARLES
Jonathan Perez
Whew, liberals are so far gone that they think being a capitalist makes Biden a moderate republican.
Evan Thomas
TQQQ at 158, sell or hold?
Robert Reyes
I'm the user who actually has the 40k shares. I put in money that I could afford to lose, and my exit strategy hasn't changed: sell at 0.15+ or in a week.
Benjamin Bennett
>Trump: "Um, guys the vaccine is coming in a few weeks. Stop being scared, let's get the show back on the road."
>Biden: "Dark times ahead of us, friends. We will enter a DARK WINTER! I will MANDATE MASKS FEDERALLY FOR ALL CITIZENS when elected. If I'm not elected, you are NOT to take any vaccine. We will all die. America will die. Your children will die. Remember how you woke up this morning and your grandmother wasn't at the table because she DIED of Covid? Well, more will die. If I was president, people wouldn't have died, but because I'm not president people have died. Many more will die. You will die. If you do not vote for me, you will die. The country is dead. Covid is going to kill you and everyone you love. Covid will destroy America. America is done. Covid will kill us all. Vote for me."
>Biden wins >Vaccine comes out like Trump said >Biden doubles down on fear tactics
God I hated penis inspection day.. I used to fake being sick so I didn't have to go to school those days.. Year after year.. it's not like my penis changed that much in between inspections
Don’t tell my any of you retards are actually gonna get the (((vaccine))), right? Just enjoy the fake pump and don’t let the Jews inject you with anything
Woah hold up there. A company thats been unprofitable its whole life will suddenly be profitable right after ipo? Are you trying to trick me and make me a bagholder?
Ayden Harris
based
William Hill
Better hope they don't find foreskin when they check.
Go fucking down, CRBN, I want to buy in below 40€...
Jace Edwards
Most of my oil stocks are up 15-20% today, this pump is gonna fuck a lot of new friends up hahaha.. Just sad I missed buying friday, would have been a ton of free cash
Jacob Thompson
>implying we're gonna have a choice
Xavier Miller
>vaccine news and lockdown news happen same day This is a plot to scam people who mistakenly took up an easy rotation play, isn't it?
Julian Powell
>10 pm - 5 am Ahh yes only allowed to work and go tp school but no going to reataurants, cant risk yall getting sick but no big deal being packed into classrooms, factories, offices. Talk about having freedoms taken away.
Asher Rogers
They can only have a single customer: the US government. So don't shill it to anons with fake info, nigger.
Aaron Edwards
You dint have a penis inspection day? are you a euro? almost all schools in the USA have a penis inspection day, I used to skip school on those days.
Robert Ross
I think biden is going to tank it just to troll us more. >fake virus >fake victory >fake pump
He will probably have some smarmy self righteous comment to rub it in too >guys, it's time to unite under something other than money, COME ON MAN, isn't that what america is about?
The way he barely opens his mouth to make his words melt together. I can't wait honestly.
THIS IS HOW IT HAPPENS!!! THEY ARE ORDERING THE LOCK DOWNS AND THEN THEY WILL GO DOOR TO DOOR ROUNDING UP THE CONSERVATIVES AND BRING THEM TO CAMPS! THEY ARE GOING TO SAY THEYRE QUARANTINE CAMPS BUT NOBODY LEAVES! YOU GET PLACED IN THERE AND THEN THEY EXECUTE YOU!
