Just be yourself, brah

Liking capeshit and Harry Potter.

what if shes on Zig Forums

when she spends time on twitter trying to farm likes by complaining about trivial shit

Are niggers actually picky in burgerland?

So years back I learned a valuable lesson from autism when I signed up to drive for grubhub and began working without a hot food bag or grubhub paraphernalia. I got rejected once and had to cancel an order. I autistically called the help line and they put me on hold while they called and the restaurant manager who had just made me her bitch and told her to fuck off, just for the sake of it, even though the moment had already passed. The grubhub person told me to protest if they gave me trouble again and it opened my mind.

Next time it happened was in a taco bell and I simply told them they had to give me their food or they were in violation of their agreement with grubhub. I just said it and let the awkward silence happen and he grumbled and gave me the stupid fucking burritos. I'm not a chad but just waltzing into a place of business and telling the person in charge to fuck himself was so incredibly easy and effective it really solidified a change in my perspective. Just have something up your sleeve in case of the absurd scenario that someone defends their honor or something

>I cant get along with girls
majority of her friends are guys

Three words, triple digit body count

When you have to tell her to wipe front to back.
When she doesn’t want her pussy eaten because she hasn’t shaved in weeks.
When she says some guy asked for her number.
When she brings absolutely nothing to the table but is upset for some reason.

When her weight is greater than 130.
When her age is greater than 29.
When she likes Harry Potter.

its really insane how far arrogance and quick thinking can get you.

when she exists

when she bitches again and again about her work, her boss and then stays there year after year. if she ever makes a comment about a celebrity/guy being attractive, when she hits you with why don’t you want anything serious when you know deep down she has nothing to offer. When she goes out and drinks, when she ignores a text or call but then explodes at you if you ever don’t reply promptly, when she wears way too much makeup, when/if any of her friends are ever rude to you, when she’s on her phone and you get the vibe she’s doing something shady, when she has Instagram. When she watches mainstream news and spews the shit out, when she’s really dumb with money and takes on stupid debt/credit cards, when she sleeps with her back to you, when she doesn’t instigate sex .. am I the only one bros?

jesus bro just leave her......

When they dont shut the fuck up. God they can talk

>she

You incels are literally Death Eaters

kek based but also fuck you

When she falls into the

>edgy
>Y@S QU33N
>Fuck M3n!11!
>Where's My SuGaR DaDdY
> LLLLL
>WhAt A fUcK bOy
stereotype

Absolute, mentally ill, cum brain sluts, need to be put on a leash aka fuck girls

There are girls who don't fall into this category, but it's like 1 in a 1000. They generally are socially awkward, borderline autistic and/or are average looking, but they have actual personalities and are somewhat smart.

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They are like toddlers wanting to put the same movie on repeat over and over and over.
My sanity can't take it anymore.
Same thing with the Office. They can't enjoy peace and quiet. The air must be filled with sitcoms every waking hour of the day.
It's not worth it.

>socially awkward
srsly met 2 chicks like this on tinder. they were smart but at the end still fucked up on a never ending cock hunt.

oops icky yucky woopsie kins youre not talky walkying like the chady waddy and NOW I WILL EMBARRASS YOU IN FRONT OF EVERYONE KEK

Fucking christ, read more than one book ffs.

Dating app and social media have completely turned dating on it's head. Even chads get cheated on, it's pretty sad. Don't get too attached and at least do yourself a solid by being with a girl that has a funny/good personality. It almost never lasts, but it's better than wanting to smash a fuck girl's head into glass 24/7

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Non virgins, tattoos, being lefty

Thats 4 words

For real, I had this girl over for dinner a few months ago, I'm a pretty good cook so I made some elaborate dish we would enjoy together. She comes over and insists we sit at the coffee table and watch tv while we eat. Despite getting laid that night I don't think I talked to her again after that. Who the fuck watches TV, if my roommate didn't have one I would go months without even seeing a TV.

I'm in a multi year long term relationship but her sex drive ended around year 2, everything was perfect until then. now and then I lay a couple of fuck girls on the side but I urge for a deeper connection with them. can rarely get a second lay despite a fucking good experience the first time.

>Harry Potter
woman detected

> 90% of girls are so superficial they don't care to build something special with someone they just want the best right now
> spent many years building a stable relationship with a girl
> other girls see this and instantly become jealous saying things like "that wont last"
> buy a huge house and have a child
> now women give me their undivided attention when they realize what I have
> mfw I just brush them aside because they would never have worked towards something together with me

Take this anons advice RIGHT NOW fucking dump that bitch and never ever look back

I would kill for a woman whose personality did not revolve around television or pop culture.
It would be nice to find one who could cook too but that's just not in the cards for our generation.

its simple, avoid women acquire money

thats literally all you need to know

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>I lay a couple of fuck girls on the side but I urge for a deeper connection with them

Don't do this, you already know it ends in shit

>can rarely get a second lay despite a fucking good experience the first time.

guarantee they'll get bored of you, even if you aren't a boring person and they'll justify cheating on you because that's what fuck girls do, never worth it