/smg/ stock market general

Memento Mori edition

>Trading tips for beginners:
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>Brokers:
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>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
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>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
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>Screeners:
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etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

Previous thread:

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>trump will win

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Sqqq chads where we at?

I'm an afaik

lel

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CRSR better move the fuck back up

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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lazy man, first for saying thank you.

Should I sell my NIO calls this week before earnings? I’ll obviously keep the ones that expire in Jan

can you feel it guys ?

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That's a truly masonic image there

todays a good day to buy airline stocks right?

is this a good buy in for NET or should i wait until 60?

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>SPY tanking

kek

I got my results and it turns out I’m 1% Jewish. Bullish or bearish news?

Did you miss him?

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NEE mooning again. I’m iron hands though NEE is my ultra long play.also happy birthday marines

Does anyone else really really want to lick gal gadots face and cuddle her in a big soft bed by a fire? Shes so pretty bros i want to make her my little princess

jooish news

looks like have an /x/ user in the thread. makes sense though

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

You can have it.

G-guys is tesla a tech stock?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

C-c-c-cunybreaker!

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I PUT MY ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS ON THERE, IT BETTER MOOOOON

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

don't buy options, you'll lose on average.

Never gets old

what the fk

Last chance to scoop up PLTR below $15.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Friendly reminder that XOM's date of record is Thursday even though today is the ex-dividend date. Don't sell yet if you want the dividend.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What a boring open

I know what that was

THIS FEELS LIKE A BULLTRAP BROS

Praise KEK! AMEN

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The absolute state of GME.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

GME bros...

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everything is red

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WHO THE FUCK IS STILL SELLING GME

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ITS ALL DUMPING
IM RUINED

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ZM SUB-$399.99 WHEN

NEVER SELLING

fuck that noise, zoom out.

Bulls get huge green dildos
Bears get -0.16% SPY the day after

>b-b-bloodbath

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Buy the CRSR dip?

Up in elevators, down the stairs

You know how it is

no don't buy the top. They will drop again

What the fuck was "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT"? What are you talking about.

DIE SPY DIE

>BABA
Jesus Christ
What the fuck happened now?

lurk moar

Cannabros..what's going on?

exactly. people fomoing into airline stocks are going to be surprised when it dips because NO ONE WANTS TO FUCKING FLY RIGHT NOW.

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>vaccine will take months to mass produce
>has to be stored at -80C
No way, airlines are still fucked for quite a while

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people staring one minute candles

HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Long UVXY?

Holy shit I sold all my CRSR before it tanks abandon ship

hmm is that pic real?

I think people are treating it as a stay at home stock. logitech dropped 20% yesterday with the vaccine news. Idk how to value CRSR exactly, just lucky I bought at 14.5 and 18.2

And it keeps dumping. I'm starting to feel investing in China was not my brightest idea ever.

GME CAN YOU JUST BE NORMAL FOR 1 DAY

How do I know if I should wear a tie to a job interview or not? It's a middle management position but in a warehouse in a blue collar industry. I don't want to overdress if everyone there is in jeans and tshirts.

Xi is making sure the company crumbles to the ground.
Don't fuck with the CCP.

we buy more

ok, now, WTF is this? (Am I on 5 minutes delay?)

Oxford candidate has been produced since August and will be ready for consumption in December.

ayyyy

It's up 0,88 per cent

Sold everything on Friday. MSFT was at 223 and I just bought back in for 215. Feels good.

NasDOOOOOOOOMP

>>vaccine will take months to mass produce
thats false. its already been mass produced and ready to go it was just awaiting completion of trials and successful FDA approval google operation warp speed

Rate my portfolio:

ICLN
NET
PLTR
TSM
BABA
AMD

Will I make it?

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they're stopping the gutting

also 9 cent spread
what are the implications of those again?

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>everything dumping except NIO
the fuck is this stock doing

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mann good gme chepies, too bad im in on 11.7

Could you be more of a zoomer? Jesus christ, I bet you even use RH

He sold.

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I love my cute caterpillar stock, I told you guys to buy at 135.

getting held up by chinks and chink apologists

PULL UP PLUG
PULL UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

TSM is big dick energy and BABA will recover.
Hold on fellow Chad.

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RobinJew fag here.

Since they suck at reporting real-time (as well as sucking at other things), what's something faster and just better? Schwab? Ameritrade?

I'm a millennial, please rate my portfolio

>sells when its going up

As a big brain I will tell you that none of the numbers matter because this stock has 1billion dollars that shorts will have to pay up soon and I will never fucken sell until ever drop of THEIR FUCKEN WEALTH HAS BEEN TRANSFERED INTO FUCKEN GAMESTOP.
I WILL NEVER SELL BECAUSE THE NUMBERS DON'T MEAN ANYTHING.

Replace ICLN with NEE

350

im losing money on Palantir, thanks guy

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schwab had major outages all of yesterday

how big is your portfolio?

Bogs called me today and apologised for being a bit too ruthless on me. Told me they'd give me a good entry price on BABA as compensation.

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>>BABA
oof

Just closing the broker today.
Seems like a rough day for me and I am not willing to look.

Im a bit disappointed by BABA having yet another -10% day on no news but oh well. It's just tiring at this point.

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What am i even supposed to buy, some banks drop others go up, some oil companies drop others go
Fuck

Cant wait to load up on PLTR cheapies when it dips to $9

I bought PLTR at $15.50.

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How low does SPY go today?

Just bought 5k at open, nobody cares what happens to PLTR because it is a 10 year hold. You're buying Apple when it first came out.

before yesterday i would have said schwab but the stupid fuckers were down all morning not allowing a fucking login at this point all these companies are a scam cheaping out on infrastructure to maximize profits and they think we are chumps who will happily stay their customers

LET ME SELL THIS DOG SHIT STOCK

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yes
YES

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Thank god for panic selling

Jerome....

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I've worn suits to programming interviews before and felt like a dumbass. Personally I now just go with dress shoes, nice slacks and a nice collared shirt and I iron the clothes beforehand.

Why is ARKF tanking!

Why is everything dumping so hard?

not very, Im still new (a month in) I've just done nothing but lose with RH despite reading and researching

Buy the dip, it will recover.

The only thing I'm holding right now is DIA

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IM RECOOOOOVERINGGGGG I DIDNT KILL MYSELF

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>Marijuana stocks

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Hold

whats the panic selling for?

I bought apple puts, just in case they fuck up today. Rest of the market seems boring.

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Gme what are you DOing

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cashbros who else waiting for the mini-crash?

>Truckers strike
>Evidence Chyna meddled in election
>vaccine pop now priced in but way off coming through
>market on the brink of bad rona news
>Biden lockdowns

very comfy after selling at yesterdays open

might dabble in a few memes but not hodl overnight

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Then stick with RH. It's only worth it to switch once you have a large enough stack. I moved once I'd hit $10k

what do you think is going through his incredibly large skull right now?

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>collared shirt
>want to be a professional

Lmao. I wear a button down every day and a suit jacket when its cold. You faggots wearing collared shirts look like little boys

>-10% day
>no news
That IS the news.

US has zero power on those Chinese insiders. They know what's up.

What the actual fuck is wrong with GME? Vaccine news, console releases, election over and yet its fucking -2%

If this shit ends today red I might just fucking sell, this stock isn't going to do shit until Q3, where it'll probably be manipulated into the fucking ground

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I will never recover

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Buy normal stocks and sqqq, either way one will go up and just cost average down on the other. Print free money without 50 charts you fags

ALL MY GAINS WERE WIPED BY BABA
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BEARBROS WE'RE BACK

AMD

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should i drop 10k more shekels into nvda today if i fully expect it to recover by next week
i already have 5k in it

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>PLTR
lmao
Seriously though, I might get in the train, but waiting for the results first. If it does a +15% on earnings, i won't care, it means I'll be settled long term. if it does a -20%, and it's quite possible, I'll regret if if I get in today.

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What's wrong with it is that it had a huge run and hit its peak. I don't know why you retards think it has any where higher left to go. Nobody is willing to keep buying at the price it's reached.

>BABA
>-11%
Time we abandon ship? CCP will break it up or something, we just don't know it yet.

I kinda expected the DOW and industrials to be going up a lot more. What's with this? NASDAQ is down as expected but it doesn't seem to be just a rotation from overvalue.

Ive got about 4-5k ready to domp on the market in the event of a crash. My main worry is civil unrest in the US. It's clear the USD has held its value even through the low interest rates + money printing.

However, the USD holds strong mainly due to other nations belief in the stability of the US, and thus their willingness to use the USD as a store of value. I'll probably put my money in boomer rocks + crypto if I see shit really start to hit the fan (ie, Donnie manages to win the election)

We'll see

OOOOOOOHHHHH BABYY!!!

What value is Musk providing for stock holders if he's just going to shit on them by being a Debbie downer that kills stock movement by either

Giving projections that won't matter for over 4 quarters or saying shit like "stock too high"?
Recently he said that version 1 of Dojo won't be available for over a year when owners are going to get updates on the way up to the first official version.

He still talks like a 10 year old introverted dog after having all of that money & running the company for nearly two decades.

There can be a company with musk but with somebody else who does the tweeting and financial event hosting.

here we go brace yourselves

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NEE entry coming up. It dipped below $76

>it is a 10 year hold.

this is the dumbest logic of all times ever that people use all the time. I know you think you're smart and the logic is on your side but it really isnt.

if you buy a stock, you think thats the best stock in the whole wide world to buy at the moment. It has the highest potential right now (we're not sure if it will go up as soon as you buy, but the instant potential is there)

There's no such thing as a 10year-hold stock cause nobody on the fuckin planet has a fuckin clue where the stocks will be 10 years from now.
This is the logic of RTX stock holders.

>The max u can deduct is 3k but it carries over the years.
Was forced to apply the 3k deduction last year. I thought we were allowed to pick when to use the deduction. Any idea?

I don't get how any chink with money is still living there.

What went wrong bros?

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where my bros at

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Fine, I went in on Palantir @11.50€.
I will come back here in 10 years and gut everyone like a fish if it is not at least @200€ by then.

Anyone holding $JE for the next year?

BORR

There is no one buying. SPY 340 today

Schwab bought Ameritrade and will be integrating their platform/users some time soon ish, so out of the two go schwab. I will say schwab doesn't have multiple features that I want and some of their stuff like screeners don't work/display properly in browsers. dunno what the other top options are.

You called?

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Mega vaccine pump, June 1st-June 8th type pump incoming

DFEN 20 EOW

Mercy from the bogs is a rare gift indeed

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I don't even know what I've lost.

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Shut up you fucking zoomer. Absolute dumbest shit ive seen in these threads in a while

no i did not call please go away

>>Truckers strike
They need to ramp it up. A single day wont have much effect especially as most are likely unaware of it and just do their job. Do it for a whole week. Now we'll see some stuff go down if enough dont work. Would be interesting to see as long as no one dies.

what's a good average for TQQQ?

AHHHHHHHHHHH STOP FUCKING SELLING AHHHHH

Is getting TQQQ at $120 a good entry?

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Sleepy Joe and his pet monkey will shut this place down by the end of next year.

I can't speak for the PLTR company in general, although they are in the greatest position to benefit from this but:
Spying on citizens, calculating threats to stability, tracking innocent people, judging which populations will cause the most trouble, dystopian shit...

That's the future. More so than rockets, more so than electric cars That is the future of humanity. You think this Great Reset shit is a joke? It isn't. I'd rather make some money off of it then get fucked and broken.

I can't say if PLTR is going to thrive, but their industry will thrive.

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How can Palantir be compared to Apple?

POWELL DO SOMETHING AHHHH

>>Biden lockdowns
Was surprised thay he still wants to go through with that. I thought covid was gonna be swept under the rug as if though it never existed.

I was able to log in
>make order
>cancel it immediately
>it gets stuck 'cancel pending' all day
>iTs jUsT a RePoRtInG iSsUe
>tHiS aCcOuNt Is NoT aPpRovEd fOr tHaT oPtIOn sTrAtEgY

Well I mean it's not like he can do anything about ANT or BABA being listed there. Can't just go "hey beijin im unlisting and moving over to wall street, thanks for the help".

TQQQ is going to get delisted after we hit circuit breakers this week.

Today is 11/11 in China

ty ZMfags for driving this piece of shit so high

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Bought some more PLTR. gmi in a few years

>RED DAY
Oh fuck, I sold more puts than I can afford to be assigned. Like 50% more than my free cash. Will I get margin called?

yes, master
rise
RISE

So are all online brokerages completely fucked right now?

>BABA
What the hell is happening. I might get some if it keeps going that low. Is Trump coming back from the dead or what?

I BOUGHT BABA CALLS YESTERDAY

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I got baited into buying airlines yesterday. :(

KO STRONG

Which should mean a great day for BABA. Unless they know something we don't.