The Ultimate Guide To Life

The Ultimate Guide To Life

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0/10 no blackjack and hookers.

what always gets me is "buy a brand new car".
it's like this poster was made to infuriate the biztonian

Well I’m fucked

> Age 30: Start earning average wage
> Age 37: Start earning 40k/yr
What kind of dystopian hellscape has Britain become?

garbage

Where's the part about smoking crack and fucking trannies?

>start earning average wage at age 30

Where is the blowing dope smoke and day trading all day?

I know it was made in a serious capacity. But there is genuinely no imagine that could be more perfectly crafted to troll every single poster on this board. There’s honestly at least one nugget in there for everyone’s specific neurosis

>BUY
>BUY
>BUY
>BYY

Fuck all that. Just be drunk your whole life, eat bangers and chips, and worship football while waging. Then die from a heart attack

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>start earning $40,000 a year at the age of 37
>decide to make guide on life

No, fuck off whoever did this.

this sounds like way more fun than the ami shit

this

simple as

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holy shit is this real?

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i hope whoever made this stupid shit gets ran over by a truck

based

>22 - Drag yourself across the finish line after half assing your way through a stem degree
>23-28 - neetdom
>29-30 - your crypto portfolio is worth 1m usd
>31+ - retire to a small plot of land in an affordable area, shitpost and garden all day

Stuff like this makes you really want to tune out and leave society alltogether. If there are no oppurtunities for you, its best to opt out or commit suicide.

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They missed out:
>Age 16: Get shagged by a nigger
>Age 16 1/2: pretend you didn't so a white lad will go out with you
Fucking hate this country. No chance I'm renting a Deanobox either.

based

This is me but replace neetdom with half assing a PhD

Edit: boomer guide to life

Good luck thinking this is any semblance of reality post 2020. Western world is bankrupt and filling up with niggers to keep wages low and corporate profits high. Every country is itching for war.

You should happy if your kids make it to thirty and manage to avoid getting autism these days

>brought to you by greedy-usurer.uk

Its a loan company who did this

Wow id rather be dead than follow this shitty guide

LOL I thought the same thing when I saw 40K annually. WTF. This whole chart is depressing its basically Work 40 years, retire, and die. How about work my ass off, buy LINK, retire by 35 its looking like, raise a family while building a self sustaining lifestyle on rural property. Open a business as potentially.

Left with a master’s thinking i’d be swapping an insufferable dept for an insufferable but at least decent paying job and all i got was neetdom, should’ve stayed