Im 35 and definitely ready to retire now. problem is i don't have any money

im 35 and definitely ready to retire now. problem is i don't have any money.

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You'll need some Bitcoin and some Freedom Reserve.

i made a few hundred bucks just holding bitcoin the last few days. that shit is retarded though

Retirement is a mindset, not a threshold.
What do you have to work with?

200k in SPY

All in Link grandpa

Should have done better in this de-fi bull. you sucking dat NEC yet desu? Bzz.

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Take a loan and bet on trump.

>35
>still hasnt made it

im 27 please tell me what mistakes you made so i know what to avoid doing.

If you're not betting on Trump winning right now you're retarded

No ethereum, no bitcoin, no retirement sorry fag, no hard feelings

i don't know what that means but i like the way you talk sexyman

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Freedom reserve hahaha fuck off street shitter

32 and haven't made it here. My mistakes:
>Basic shit that's well known now like most degrees are scams - at 18 every boomer was thrilled that their kids would be the first to go to forge etc and it was pushed hard
>Bad timing; all people I know my age got fucked graduating into 2008 and then being passed over for new grads once things picked up
>Wasting time with badly paying dead end fake careers. 99% of jobs pretend to have a future but don't. If you're not paid well in your second year then you never will be.
>Not chasing money ruthlessly. Be strict about your skills/money. If a job doesn't pay great and doesn't give you valuable skills, gtfo fast. Don't worry about references, even if you break your soul for them your reference will be a cold "X worked here as Y from DATE to DATE"

At 27 you're probably already on a set path though desu

Get TON and stake it...literally the easiest way for you to get money..

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I retired at 21 when I got fired from SV for sexual harassment.. Luckily, I bought ETH in 2015 and I am retired for life now.

I'm 18 and I want to retire but I have to wageslave for like 40 years lol hopefully I make some money through stocks or bitcoin

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>99% of jobs pretend to have a future but don't. If you're not paid well in your second year then you never will be.
>If a job doesn't pay great and doesn't give you valuable skills, gtfo fast.

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33 here. sounds like you gave up

>various bullshit reasons quit job at 28 and bounce a bit before partnering with someone for a small biz
>takes off but we fall out
>i take my buy out money and buy a new biz
>been 3 years now
>make 100k+ per year since i own 3 businesses now
>made 14k total in october

i also work 70+ hours per week. it ain't easy. but with my savings rate i can retire in 10 years if i want to.

mfw don't have post sec degree and counting my money :)

Stay away from bitmex and leverage

dude just do what I'm doing
buy RLC, we'll be set for life

Then you got yourself a big ol pickle and sandwich my friend.

If I still need to work for a living at 33 I’ll probably hang myself.

Retard. You could easily retire if you invest that money in BTC and ETH.

oh. really

Yes, really.

You could have retired by investing 10k into tesla 10 years ago. Think about it. Why didnt you?

>invest

then why are you so poor if it was that easy, lol
just buy some random orange coin and hold for 10 years, amirite?

What is with you boomers and fucking stocks. Nobody my age wants to buy your fucking bags. If you put 10k in link 3 years ago youd have 700k. If you invested 50 dollars in bitcoin 10 years ago you'd have 1 million at its ath. Muh tesla.

>good advice, lemme just go tell myself from 10 years ago about tesla

you are actually retarded
>If you invested 50 dollars blah blah
you could say the exact same shit about a whole bunch of stocks, retard. Retard.

yet wallstreetbets zoomers made 100x your entire lifesavings in a span of a few months
keep coping, poorfag shitcoiners

A few selected but the majority lost their lifesavings. It doesn't work on average. Just throwing money into random stocks and hoping for the best is IQ89 tier.