Can you realistically "buy" a wife? If so how and where? And is it financially a good idea?

So long as she doesnt shit all the time.

your gf was always dumb

wow thanks sherlock its almost like i needed you to tell me female stupid

its a never ending liability with never ending debt and never-ending payments

What you should recognize really quickly is that women are the same all over. They all want you to cover your bed in $100 bills, dominantly fuck them on top of it, and bite their throat like a predatory cat crushing its prey's wind pipe all while they try to grab as much as they can like they're in pic related.

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yea but slav women are smart and take it to the next level like its an art form

>fuck them on top of it, and bite their throat like a predatory cat crushing its prey's wind pipe
Most of the sexitimes I had with my gf were incognito and we had to be quiet to not be caught. She had a problem with letting noises escape her mouth so I always had to cover her mouth with my hand, especially when she was orgasming. I think she may have actually had more control than that but just wanted to feel me constrict her.

Ask Trump

I know two people who bought their wives. One went Eastern European and it did not end well. The other went Asian and they are still happily married.

bro.. EVERYONE is BUYING their wives.

literally just scoop a thot on POF or Tinder and do expensive shit.

thats how

Go on tinder, look for eastern euro females, pic the cutest one, they are all gold diggers.
God I wish there was a service for buying boywifes.

>boywifes

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are men unironically the best wives? I see Orelin is so helpful with shit like he does Nicks laundry and dishes

Gotta wait till the dolls come alive bro. If the feminists don't ban em because they can't compete.

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Southeast Asian countries like the Phillipines offer the safest and devoted mail order brides. Brides from Eastern European countries are okay if you're white. I haven't heard any good news about a Chinese and Russian wives. Not sure what African wives are like.

yes. Easter europe or east asia

Women are not actually like this at all you retarded incel

if you have money, why would you want this? just fuck a different whore every day. building a family is what a normie fantasizes of, until they actually build one then get jealous on the single bachelors who did choose to fuck a different woman every day.

Trips confirms.

Seriously, I've known a bunch of guys who did the "mail-order bride" thing. ALL except for one ended up having long-lasting marriages.

The one who didn't literally picked the one whose looks he liked the most in a catalog, went to Ukraine for two weeks to meet her, came back to the U.S. and did the K-1 visa and married her on arrival. He put no effort into getting to know her, no effort into checking out whether she was genuinely interested in a marriage or was just out for a visa, no effort into basically anything. Just "ok, she's in the catalog, she says she'll fuck me, let's go for it." There were also multiple major flashing red warning signs even during the two weeks he went to Ukraine to meet her.

If you take the time to get to know her during the pre-visa phase, spend time with her in her home country, meet her family especially her parents, talk about what her goals and dreams are, and so on and so forth, you can be like the other dozen or so guys I've known who got foreign brides and who have had successful long-lasting marriages. That's despite two of them being dying old men who only wanted someone to take care of them as their bodies fell apart -- their wives both stayed with them until they died, and were actually sorry they died even though one was a miserable 70yo bastard (lived until he was 84, married a Filipina girl who had just turned 19) and the other was kinda weird (40-ish engineer, dying of a genetic liver defect, married a Filipina who was around 23 at the time he brought her over).

You can also just go to some of the poorer countries in the world and hire a woman to have a child for you. You impregnate her, pay for the pregnancy, and in nine months she delivers a baby to you. Thailand banned doing it, but eastern Europe and Philippines are still possible. The risk is that she'll keep the kid and demand child support.

Ukrainians in general are not great people. Would avoid.

Yes you are. And maybe if all you werent incels meaning actually hit the gym and sucked dick once in a while maybe you'd ever secure a biznus man

Dump that bitch, if she's influenced that easily she will also be influenced by chad or tyrone to cheat on you when the time comes.

>Not sure what African wives are like.
Bitch on a zebra?

It’s fucked up, that’s why I say, hey, I’m a target. If I ever get married, I have to go off to the woods of Africa and find me some crazy, naked, zebra bitch… …that knows nothing about money. She got to be butt naked on a zebra with a big bone in her nose and a big plate lip and a big, fucked-up Afro.

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>You can also just go to some of the poorer countries in the world and hire a woman to have a child for you.
this is immoral. if you want to be entirely philosophical the very act of forcing another human being with a consciousness to live on this planet without their consent is immoral, but not having a healthy family structure and being able to offer good opportunities in life even more so.

tfw 36 years old single no kids no marriage gf and seriously debating this. not a virgin, had plenty of LTRs, tinder success, but nothing ever panned out like i thought it would

I lived next to a boomer in the Philippines that rented out teenage girls, got them pregnant, then sent them back to their families. I was there for a year. He went through 4 of these girls. They lived with him cooked for him and basically acted as his sex slaves. Don't know how much he paid for the "service", but it was enough to stay out of jail. The girls seemed happy enough. They got phones and clothes and plenty of foods. I saw them around pretty often. He let his old boomer friends "borrow" them for a few days if he wanted to pick up whores in town on a weekend or something.

I figure any poor enough country you could do the same provided you are willing to support the lady in questions family well enough.

Women are whores, and they are worthless. No money will buy one for me, the end is always the same: the man broke and the woman gone.

i'll marry you for 10 dollars

When you get older, fucking randoms gets repetitive and less exciting over time. You can only do it so many times before you start looking for a connection with someone. Bro's aren't enough to fill the void and neither are money.

It's one of those things that are just built in to your genetics. The game is rigged against you

>have money
>make social media
>post expensive things on it
If you're like a 6-7/10 or above you should be able to attract a pretty girl that just wants your money. Have fun getting divorced though if you are insufferable.

if you aren't a boomer you don't even need to pay them. women from less developed countries are more than willing to be impregnated. they know their role in society better than women in the west, but like i said doing that is immoral.

cringe, if that were true i would already be sick of this lifestyle.

marry a woman who makes the exact same amount of money as you do or more and is cool with making more than you. if you don't do that you are fucking up

Only a matter of time user

how old are you? it is true