I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did. We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great. But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something. Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you." All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried. Do with this information what you will.
I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant...
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old as fuck copypasta senpai
ATTN newfags: this is pasta. Do not give OP the You's he is seeking.
Holy shit imagine being this kind of dick
Pathetic
a thread died for this shitty copy pasta
Give your woman orgasms. Then withhold the orgasms until she improves. en.wikipedia.org
Imagine being retarded enough to get baited by this
Trash pasta. Is biz seriously this dead?
Hello, based department? Yes it's for you.
man up s 0 i boy
lmao on /n/ someone altered this pasta to the guy beating his wife because she prefers fixies
OP wife's pasta was really good
pretty based user even if it didn't happen
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You're a piece of shit, OP
Seconded.
Gotta put the bitch in her place.
I’d like to corrupt her profile if you’re picking up wheat I’m laying down
i fapped to this picture
One day your head meat loaf will be all over your pillow. Tyrone will teach your daughter to ride her first bike...and other things.
lmao bro please share sauce and context i really need it please user
One question op. How would police react and the court system in general? I live in a second world country and we always think about US as a country where many of problems like violence have been sorted decades ago and people are secure, at least they can count on fair court system, so people would avoid violence, that you cant punch in the face a drunk guy at the bar and get away with it for example, or that the case like yours can occure only in families that live in a trailer because they dont have money for a lawyer.
Who is this very based man?
wtf what is this i also have to know
there are fucking kids in the room and people watching and some guys are blindfolded wtf
>her
>he really fell for it
keep that pimp hand strong my nigga
Don’t care it’s copy paste, it’s based as fuck and genuine lesson to all men
Yup.
Rofl, he was a cult leader, his name is Шeвцoв, you can Google other hilarious vids by this keyword ceктa шeвцoвa. Hard to believe but people join such cults where they, their wives and even kids got beaten by the leader as part of "the discipline", of course they all based on Bible and other sorts of shit. This guy was sued and prosecuted for beating a child but didnt go to jail for that time. Now afaik he is a business coach or some sort.
Teach the younglings how its done sensei.
That's Joe Biden's granddaughter.
Mmm, now I'm hungry for meatloaf and pasta. Thanks OP
larp. you don't have the moral courage to do something like that faggot.