>Let's circle back to that item later, it seems out of scope
>I added Kevin's team to the weekly meeting, I'm hoping to leverage some synergy between groups if we focus on our core competencies
>We can touch base during tomorrow's stand-up, give you some time to get the lay of the land
>I want to highlight our value add and show that this is a win-win
>I'm feeling out of the loop here, when was the last time Frank ran the numbers?
>Brandon is going to do a deep dive into the data and perform a drill down into our key customer segments
>This initiative is really going to move the needle on our top KPI's
>We can already make this a game changer by taking care of some low hanging fruit
>Let's take that off-line, ping me when you know you'll be available
>We're not trying to boil the ocean here, our north star hasn't changed
Let's circle back to that item later, it seems out of scope
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>I'm just looking for a high-level overview
>We're just going to give a brief scope of the current landscape
I noticed it's only the office Gen Xers that speak like this. Fucking RETARDS. I fucking HATE Gen Xers.
Being a wagie is true misery.
please stop you're giving me wagie PTSD
Please SHUT THE FUCK UP
Best thread on biz right now
>We're not trying to boil the ocean here, our north star hasn't changed
gets me every fucking time
I am so glad the end of waging is in sight. I might not be set for life at the end of this bull run - it's certainly possible, but I'm not letting myself get carried away just yet. For sure though, I am going to make at least high six figures, and that I can easily live on until the next market cycle. Where I will buy the blood nonstop. Hold huge reserves of the best cryptos, and at the end of that cycle, I will retire forever... until the next market cycle, when I arrive at the realisation that I can never have enough.
>go somewhere private and quietly call my contractors to tell them to stop building the ocean boiling machine
kek im literally in a weekly sprint review right now, watchin my btc fucking mooooooooon
I am so fucking glad I am a motion designer and not someone who has to sit through fucking meetings all day. Meetings make me wanna off myself.
How will you guys quit your jobs when you make it?
My boss said 4 things on your list today.
When I have my first 1 mill, I and depositing it safely into BlockFi for 8.6% APY. That's a free 80k salary per year for doing nothing. I am going to try to keep a lid on it and make sure everything is in place before I celebrate. I am dreading the point where I finally sell and there is a multiday long period where a traditional slow jew bank in "processing" my deposit. There will be literal days where I have no way of knowing how my transfer is going. It will be fucking gut renching I don;t know if I will be able to work while that money is in transit. I get anxious as fuck everytime I transfer a larger sum to a crypto wallet. I can't imagine the anxiety of moving 1 Million dollars. Once I have received my first months APY salary into my real money jew bank, I will in form my coworkers that I have made it and and quitting to take an entire year off.
I’ve been working in the corporate world for almost 10 years now and this only happens in bad companies. Get a better job?
Sorry boss I'm not motivated, waiting on wacky wednesday
Any sales bros? Those motivational sales emails are true works of depressing art.
Beautiful man. No dramatic exit, so vindictive desk-shitting larp, just letting the normies watch as you leave them in your dust. I wish you all the luck in the world brother. Get that bread.
Maybe I'm just too far gone, but I don't see anything wrong with these sayings.
It’s just that they don’t really mean anything. It’s business jargon that is vague and often improperly used. It’s really like it’s own kind of dialect or slang or whatever the term is.
The company I work for is ran by a bunch of christcucks always talking about they care and love each other while providing shitty pay, eliminated our semi annual bonus, offer no 401k match, and shitty healthcare. I think about walking out every time I get some bullshit motivational email that is preaching to us.
>It’s very nuanced, but stay with me here
>lets iron out the details
>I assume everyone's done their due diligence
>obviously I wouldn't expect anyone from Marketing to get this
>this quarter's a wash, everyone knows it, our shop isn't the only one effected
>Please spin up single-digit sub-millisecond nonlinear higher order piecewise giga-dockerized container instances with scalable low-latency calibrated modular data augmented pipelines for single-tenant recursive units tonight in the DIY sandbox using actionable dependencies. This is a critical deliverable to be demoed for client microservices in Nigeria.
>I'd like to hear from RnD about how their scrum went.
>Alright guys the ground work has been laid, it's time to land the plane
>KPIs
>deliverables
>synergy
I fucking hate my job.
I suggest adding vtubers to our weekly meetings!
You can be Christian, while simultaneously as a business, not be able to afford those benefits and stay afloat you fucking retard.
Watching hololive together will be a great teambuilding exercise to build synergy.
You're alright, user. Let me send you $20 of bitcoin.
Seriously? Here's an address if you want. 12XdZua4LHs5G5uviTR5xYbcLNDaAekVBu
Thank you!
IIM BOILING WITH RAGE READING THIS
Is this finance/accounting related jobs only? Or does this apply to jobs in stem as well? I’m a stemfag and am dreading the day I have to begin wagecucking.
lmao