Cute

Thats a man

it looks like a penis

cope

I mean, I could always just go to a beach or something and find one, don't really have to pay for it
don't know why you're so concerned about touching oysters anyways

Where is the butt hole

had 3 girls
didn't pay a dime
also i'm gay

I've stuck my dick in plenty of oysters, they are free by the sea. Wtf you talking about? Or are you some inner land dweller. I've heard about you guys.

mmmm

Is this r9k and reddit?
Simp

Depends where he lives, could be a victim of behavioural sink
Our entire existence is hardwired to fuck and create. It's why humans do anything.

Nah, pretty clearly a mussel.

please delet antisemitic comments such as this one

lick pearl now?

ew wtf is this your porn channel?

i'm pretty sure that's NSFW

Girl wants me to go to her house and fuck her tonight because I'm fucking jacked. How am I paying for it?

gym membership plus opportunity cost of wasting time in there

pregnancy scare, catching feels then finding out she's fucking 3-4 other guys regularly, std scare, dealing with her bullshit, having to respond to texts, possible stink pussy, disconnecting from god by fornicating

gym time is one of the best investments you can make though

I go to the gym because it's all I have to live for, not women
All those things you listed are avoided by not being a beta and not just sleeping with one woman

I want to lick it.

too old

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How much Tomochain does this seafood hold?

t. incel. You pay for every pussy. Emotionally, financially, and spiritually.

>he thinks biz is full of biden supporters and incels
ngmi

you don't value your time?

You paid in time nigger, you aren't immortal.

eventual fungus infection of scrotum

Long Island Sound oysters are the best oysters.

t. but if my jewoverlord isnt paying me my time doesnt have value, right?

your dick might fall off