Easiest passive income?

Is there any easy passive income. Im too impatient to activatily trade. I have $1000 in a tfsa(Canadian thing) but it only makes $100 a year. I was hoping for more of $100 a month or am I being retarded

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SURF and stake in whirlpool

So put in $10,000+ ya doofus

Is putting all in bit coin and waiting a year a good idea

I literally have -$8000

$1000 is my life savings

Easiest income for you then would probably be a job sorry not passive but that’s hard to get when you have more in debt than savings. Also maybe come to America where making money is way easier?

I have a job retard. I just want to cover my power bill so I don't freeze this winter

I spent 6 hrs making a YouTube vid. The organic traffic it brings in gets me about $100usd a mo. (Actually $1000 in past 3 but it went low-key viral)

>gets 10% annual yield for doing no work
>complains
Man you're retarded af, you're not going to get anywhere with just 1k

No such thing.

He looks like a swell lad

about what?

>how can I make $100 by doing absolutely nothing?
>too lazy to trade
kys lazy bum

get some flexi coin and stake for 1% daily

Not lazy. I don't have the time I work 12 hours a day and only get Sundays off

Get a work from home IT job. Guaranteed 45k-60k USD salary while working 10hrs per week.

harvest.finance

Liked that dude circa 2013

Unironically this, this is the express purpose of surf. Do yourself a favor and check it out

surf.finance

I guess I will

I like him more now

Canada is all Indians so that won't work

So how does it work

ngmi

What's that

not gonna make it

I have a remote IT job and I make 200k CAD a year, live in my parents basement, stop coping and get on the grind or you'll be poor forever man.

>$100 a month
you could sell covered calls and get close to $100 a month in income. Going to be hard only having 1k and essentially wanting a 10% monthly return every month

Example:
>MRO 4.92 a share
>Buy 200 shares for $984
>Sell 2 MRO 5 C Dec 11, 2020 calls for 0.32
>$64 in premiums 28 day waiting period
>6.5% return on premiums for one month

If you really set on that $100 a month figure you could sell weeklies instead of monthlies to get more granular with it. Probably will need a stock with juicier premiums than MRO but this was just used as an example because premiums are decent and it's ~$5 a share

I guess you were a millionaire at 22

Nice LARP fag. Except for the mother's basement part

Oh I don't need $100 a month right now I'm just saying I only have $1,000 to start with and my goal is $100 eventually

I was not but I have been persuing a master's in an attractive high paying field and don't plan on being forced to work until my 60s. Hoping to make $100 a month out of $1000 passively is being seriously delusional and on top of that your attitude in this thread is pretty bad. Even $100 a year on $1000 is more than you can usually expect to make. Unless you change your attitude, I think you're ngmi

I have $50k in dividend stocks that pay out $1k per year and I have $3k in mining rigs that pay out $3k per year. You tell me which one is better.

>Sell that 50k of shitty dividend stock
>Buy 400 shares of AAPL for ~47.5k
>sell 4 weeklies for 2.00 a share
>make $800 in 7 days

Or you could just sell AAPL calls and ditch your shitty div stock and make 80% of your annual dividend in one week.

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buy btc or purchase btc futures on ftx (avoid perpetuals because of funding rate) and go 1-2x (not more). dont forget to set your stop loss

or put your money in a btc wallet that gives interest