Is owning real estate the best form of tax evasion?

Is owning real estate the best form of tax evasion?

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its the easiest

No, but living in the Bahamas like Sergey Chainstink is

>getting mad because it’s chipotle
I dunno I love that shit, why isn’t she excited?

>write off like everything in deductions and actually get paid to own the place

possibly.

What a bitch

tfw no stubborn gook gf

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Imagine spending time to film this.

tfw no girlfriend because Ive made so much in crypto and stonks that Im afraid that women are going to try to rape me of my wealth

They're only entitled to money made while you're married.

he should've taken her to Moe's Southwest Grill instead.

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Bros....would you rather get divorced and never see your son ever again OR stay painfully married as she cheats on you constantly and demoralizes you but you get to see your son everyday.

Dude, he’s obviously afraid of attracting gold diggers, quit being dense

When you get married just bring up casually what you would do if she ever cheats on you or steps out of line.

w-what would you do

And I'm telling him that he doesn't necessarily have to fear that just because he's dating someone now, she isn't entitled to assets made while they aren't married and he can pump and dump to his heart's desire.

However I know the real reason is because he's a sperg and doesn't know how to get women and he's just coping so take it for what it's worth

How come Asian women have the worst feet? Like, they're literally flat footed monkey feet. It looks like they can use those things to climb a fucking tree. It's so gross. Zero arch, tiny stumpy toes, and most of the time it looks like they have no nails. Asians women are lowtier on the feet chart.

Foot binding ingrained itself into their dna. Many such cases!

foot fags get the rope

>He doesn't know what palimony is

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Trust me, you're not missing out.
I've got rings under my eyes.

That requires marriage, for a good period of time, and proof on her part that she's become entirely dependent on you in that time period which is impossible if she kept a job. It isn't really that common because we don't have housewives anymore.

If you keep a housewife for like 10 years sure... then you can start worrying about your income.

Dude what are you talking about? Afw4u

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>what is property tax

Yes

I have plots of rural land that i am constantly writing off garbage through shady contractors i know. Tree trimming..clearing..scraping.

Work never happens but the write offs do

Taxes are for plebs

thank god someone on this site has some class

Not american here
Is that a redneck restaurant or something?

I always say that I would kill her and his lover.
She gets mad because she really doesn't understand why I would kill the lover too lmao

Divorce is a sin. Shouldn't have married a harlot

How do you do this bros? And what's the best way to buy property.

I thought palimony doesn't require marriage just living together

That isn't a thing in the United States, I thought you typo'd alimony

The best way to get started is by buying a duplex, living in one side, renting out the other. Most of your payment is provided for by the rent, and you learn the basics of property ownership and landlording in a small, digestible amount.

And the down payment is as low as 3.5% since you're occupying the place.

Yeah I replied just in case you thought I was saying alimony. Anyways bullshit such as palimony will be a common thing in your place in the future.