19 years old

>19 years old
>only have $15 million in crypto
>gf refused to do anal last night

I'm never gonna fucking make it am I bros...
Fuck my life, actual want to die
It's not fucking fair bros

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just take her from the back and ouupss

should have splurged on the luxury soup

Get like 3 bitches pathetic incel

Anal is gross, your coom brain is making you think putting you dick in the poop hole is a good idea...it’s not

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Damn I only have 10M so far... still a long way to go

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Wtf is this real?

>he has to ask for anal
ngmi

Does she at least let you eat her ass tho?

Need to tell her so she has time to prepare and douche her asshole out, I'm not sticking my dick in shit

Anal takes preparation it's not something you do spur of the moment.

when did you start?

>a frogman
>on my indian delicacy message board
MOOOOOOODS

memes aside, it's sobering to think there are boomers unironically holding this much bitcorns on coinbase

2013

Its not a meme, thats my account. I started selling my positions to cash out, thats why everything is on Coinbase

How much will you pay on taxes?

damn but why cash out now?

Maybe he doesnt need more than 9M lmao.

probably because 10m is made it tier

Why risk anything else

ngmi

Thats a question for my accountants but the cashing out will be structured in a tax efficient way

I also have a stacked Kraken account, will cash out from there aswell

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so why cash out now at 9M but not at like 6M?

Nice, good job user, enjoy your rich life. What do you plan to do with your money? live the dream neet live? or you will go for a business idea maybe? or you will live like the stereotypical ruch fuckboy?

this. it only looks good in porn because of the dominating factor, but it's gross to think about getting poop on the dick

Maybe even if government tax the fuck out of him, he will have more than enough for whatever life he's going for. But i'm not him, so i dunno. Ask him, lol.

Because Bitcoin is getting close to ATH and I made quite a lot in trading since 2017 but I dont feel like stressing out about my positions anymore. I am in my late 20s and want to protect my wealth to enjoy life and not staring at charts anymore. It was just the point to move on for me I guess.

Actually not sure yet but I won‘t buy all the expensive things that normies dream about. I will probably start reading a lot and get a peaceful house somewhere isolated with my gf.

This isn't how anal works at all

based
are you still going to keep like 1M in crypto?

Where are you going to put all that money? My bank told me the other day they charge 0.5% per year on any deposits that are over 100k. I think it's similar across Europe. Have you looked into private banks or UBS/credit Suisse type places?

>not using cold storage with segregated assets
>using a hot wallet

JUST

By cold storage you are thinking on any physical media? or there are businesses that offers services for crypto cold storage, if so, which service do you recommend?