Have to write a personal statement for law school application

>have to write a personal statement for law school application
>have literally zero positive qualities or interests outside of grinding for GPA and video games
>white and middle class so no diversity points
what the fuck am I supposed to say

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If you fit it, you're invisible.
When faced with a personal statement it's vital to stand out among other candidates!

I suggest sending a video instead. A video of yourself stomping your feet yelling, "I demand you let me into law school"

Just say your from South Africa

Say that you are a faggot and love gay sex that should give enough points and put you over the line

'I'm joining law school to fight for gamer representation in society. For too long we have been oppressed by bitch mommies all around the world being stingy with their good boy points!'

This. Send a video of yourself recieving anal sex.

I'm not gonna lie about being gay, that shit can only backfire in the future

About why you signed up not any of the bs negative stuff you feed yourself. The law and its ability to kill niggers

stop with the joke replies, I need real advice

Best advice I can give you write it, edit it, revise it, then rewrite again. No first draft is ever perfect

what the fuck are they gonna do? if they catch you with a woman tell them you're experimenting and them asking about it is making you feel threatened. if they go to remove you accuse them of being willing participants of bi-erasure
problem solved

talk about crypto

Why are you even applying to law school lmao. The only law schools worth it are T14s, and based on your stats listed as well as the attitude from your post I would say you have a 0% chance of getting accepted. If you are more realistic and applying to regular tier law schools, you are fucked either way. You fucked up your four years undergrad living a miserable life grinding for a high GPA and LSAT. Now you are going to likely attend a shitty law school that will be 3 more years of even more soul crushing daily life. You do know that the pay for law is heavily bimodal? The T14s get the route to high paying jobs and the rest get regular 50k wages that is pure suffering based on the debt from law school. All of this and you never know if you might die tomorrow.

What's your major btw?

Fuck you bitch, no one tells my frens what to do

History major. It's a state school but I have a guaranteed job as soon as I pass the bar, all I need is the degree. I'm not retarded enough to go to law school without knowing what my career path is.

Or cry and say you just wanted to feel normal for once. Then sue the company you work for for discrimination.

Oh so working at daddy's firm or daddy's friend's firm. Well looks like it doesn't matter then, just get into whatever law school you can and go into that job. For your personal statement, just make whatever shit up. You did it for undergrad for those stupid essays, so just do it again. Make a sob story, "life-changing" experience, or whatever the fuck and relate it to law and how it shows your moral character or whatever. A good lie of course is based on some sort of truth, so just find one positive aspect of your miserable life and build upon that. You are a fucking history major user and future lawyer, if you don't know how to write at minimum a bullshit 10 page essay I don't know what you've been doing for the past 4 years. You just have to write 3 paragraphs for this lmao.

Write about Tomochain. You'll look like a genius in 2021.

"my hobby is grinding for GPA"
there you go

noice you gottem dude

say you arnt jewish but you have jewish friends who told you you are an honorary jew, and you were motivated to go into law after the antisemetic horrors of charlestown and donald trump presidency

Goddamn how can one user be this based?

Btw I got into med school by saying I wanted to help people with a rare skin disease that I have and there's literally 0 chance of me becoming a dermatologist lmao

They literally only care about GPA and LSAT. You can just submit a blank page.

Is it worth it to get a law degree? What about a doctorate?

How difficult is it to become a doctor?

Say you own Kleros and ave been to Kleros court and that you supported the Palestinian exodus that should get you points with your jew overlords

Learn to cood if you want $$$

What degree to brainwash stupid people into giving money and shit and to fuck women? Almost sounds like a cult would be best for me but idk how to start

ML? Neural nets? Robotics software? What specialty is best?

Lawyer here. E&W, NY, HK qualified and worked in white shoe and magic circle firms. Ivy background. 3 years practice in HK/London. Tbf never worked stateside.

Being a lawyer- especially a BigLaw lawyer fucking sucks. It drains your life, the seniors rag on fucking small details in your documents, you proof read every email, and the office is full of politics to be the first to be promoted. Do not even get me started on the secretaries and HR and IT and the law database providers. The salary sounds good but you’ll be too tired to use it. I was an extremely well paid, but exhausted corporate drone filling SOCs or drafting SPAs.

I got out after 3 years, caught a lucky break with a crypto in-house counsel job that pays well.

Being a lawyer is NOT worth it. The time and pain and lack of Self esteem and nitpickiness it engenders is pathetic. I would suggest you genuinely do something you enjoy- if I could turn back the clock I’d learn coding and do my MBA quicker—help similar blockchain startups in business. Tbf I say a lot of this with the privilege of having FU money from crypto + stocks+ inheritance. I see some of my red flag hire colleagues and...Jesus Christ they’re as fucked as Jenny from accounting or Jesus the janitor, same wage slavery. Unless you suck it up 8 years (you’ll age 20years) and hope some old fuck dies and you become Partner. Then you’ll probably fucking hate the time you’ve wasted and screw hot young things after golf (which you hate) with friend/clients (who are fake) while resenting your wife for not being hot, while knowing she gave it all up to support you.

I have seen some rough shit in BigLaw. It’s why I got into ETH and crypto- don’t do law if you have a choice, trust your own ability instead of a meme bar license.