You have missed out on teenage love

>You have missed out on teenage love
>You'll never be 15 and in love
>Lying in the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chattin
>Not worrying about rent, bills student loans
>Only worry in life is how you're gonna cheat on that history test on monday
>You'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you"
>You'll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just fuck like rabbits
>You fell for the good boy meme
>You didn't learn how to deal with emotions
>You're in your 20s now
>Gotta get a job
>Gotta be a serious man now
>All the good ones are taken
>Maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you
>They have already felt those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter
>They have already had tonnes of partners
>mfw you've missed out on teenage love
>mfw you've missed out on the most beautiful thing in this life
How do you cope?

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Hypercringe

Who hurt you bro?
At least charge them rent

cringey libtard

You stupid motherfucker. I may be a virgin, but that is irrelevant to the reality that I am the conqueror and it is correct to not engage in sex while in your younger years. You must understand that sex is much more powerful of an event than you seem to think it is, it is more akin to marriage. When two people engage in intercourse there are biological changes in both of their bodies, their brains form new pathways that say "Me and this woman are married now, a child is possible." And if it doesn't produce children you will both stray from each other, assuming it does you're too young and unable to care for the child so why would you engage in the act until it is a virtuous act instead of one of pleasure?

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I literally experienced all this, and more. So im coping quite well.

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>tonnies
How do you cope with your gum disease?

dont care bought link

i had two highschool sweethearts and its over rated. wish i had spent that time learning to code desu.

Gtfo back to faggeddit you cuck

Imagine bragging about hs girls lmao, did you peak in high school? Bet you still wear your varsity jacket...

Homosexual or a woman

You just triggered a lot of people op lol.

shitty old copypastas don't even phase me.

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holy shit. alot to unpack here *cracks knuckles*
>missed out
lost virginity and fell in love at 17
>lying in the grass
I fucked my gf on a hammock in my backyard
>rent/bills/student loans
Im 29 and still live with my parents. i don't pay any bills or rent. I paid off the 40k of student loans for my worthless polisci degree in 2 years just by throwing all my money at the debt while living at home
>taking virginity
what a meme
>gotta get a job
no you don't lol. i haven't had a job since oct 2019
>everything else you said
i just fuck hookers in thailand

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I was able to do everything you just said I didn’t. Feels good.

I had this, haven't had sex since I was 17.

cringe faggot fantasizes about sleeping with a 15 year old. my jewdar is going nuts. jannies, permaban this sack of shit (and send him to the fbi wile youre at it)

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>implying
literally every day of my teenage years got pussy juice on me.
honestly it was an absolute waste of time, I should have been studying math and squirreling my money into investments

Did you grow up watching romantic comedies, you fucking fag?

Chads and emofags were getting girls when I was young. I’m just a brown guy I never stood a chance

>fonldly rembers memories of getting laid
>hurr I wish I had been productive instead
You wouldn't be saying shit like this if you were 25+ year old KHV's, fucking normalfaggots

But I can still fuck 16 year old pussy in my country, who cares?

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Where is the thought police?

Cope. There are brown chads and white incels. I’ve met both .

I actually did do literally all of these teen love things.

this option is reserved for people with decent houses and cars.
my parents were too poor to invite a girl over. basically trailer tier.
at least it doesnt matter much past 18

Yeah there are a lot of anime I wish I lived in but for vast majority of people on this planet life is not an anime

I am an American Pajeet and I had lots of teenage high school romance because I had a cut jaw and played football and did drugs. Stop with the cope and just be cool you fagget

I should note the pussy was white track players and swimmers. They are the best pussy when you are in high school. All the cheerleaders in my school were niggresses. Also southern white christian pussy is best. Harder to get them to open up but they clean and top tier.

Checked

I did literally all of these things with half a dozen girls in HS and the last one is now my 8 year gf/fiancé