/smg/ stonk market general

Since none of you faggots wanted to make it

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Jargon
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live TV Streams
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
wallmine.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
koyfin.com/

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What is the best website for fundamentals trading?

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>no stimulus
>no Unemployment boost
>shit economy
>biden and niggers
>Coronita-chan at ATH
>lockdowns and soft lockdowns


Why exactly are we green?

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Hope you guys are ready to trim profits before 3pm tomorrow! Buying day will be wednesday/thursday.
>How can your body replicate the feeling of falling form an high altitude in a nightmare if you have never fallen from that height before?

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If I want to make money trading options, can i start with $1000?
or should i just make a draft kings account?

Who cares, buy stocks

Because the real money makers in the economy were able to adapt and meme service jobs for kids who never finished college actually didn’t add all that much to the economy.

because the all american Golden Bull Run always finds a way

Already bought stocks.

Just wondering what percentage trail stop i should set to lock up some gains before it drops hard desu

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Think of it like a slot machine that you can tip the odds in your favor

>setting a stop loss
Why would you sell low? Just buy the dip faggot.

nasdump piece of shit seriously lagging now what a garbage shit of an index

GME to 20 today

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I'm so tired of having to wake up and stare at chart lines. Am about 2/3 cash right now and really antsy. Yet most times I don't even go all in. I hate having to wake up early and then watching lines for like 4 hours.

that's too bad for you. i live and breathe it. i even sleep through 2/3 market day because i'm manipulating stocks i want to buy with esoteric dream energy. i only check my portfolio when i get up to piss or get a drink of water. then i spend all afternoon reading all the little reports my slaves at bank of america wrote for me on all my precious stocks. then my mom makes me dinner and i tell her what stocks to buy with the money she doesn't give to me. later on i get dressed and go to the gym (downstairs) with my mom and we talk about jim cramer. then we watch deal or no deal, shark tank, and then we gamble on dr. phil (we record that because its on the same time as cramer.) yep. i got a pretty sweet life revolving around the stock market. too bad you're burned out.

I think it's because the sensation is really like a roller-coaster, or that carnival ride where they basically let you free-fall, or that waterslide at sunsplash that pulls the floor out from underneath you and drops you.

The gutwrenching organ-floating sensation is pretty familiar even if you don't do skydiving.

At this point in the game is it worth buying any NIO calls and selling before close on Tuesday?

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I have $9k to invest right now. Give me a ticker strike and expiry

Ive been sliced in half before in my dream. No pain, just an odd sensation. Never been sliced in half in real life, but I'd imagine it would be more painful.

uh oh i just turned 1 dollar into 47 on online blackjack

I want to say this is bullshit but I could believe someone actually lives like this.

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I’m downloading DKNG right now so I can gamble a little bit while I wait for markets to open

fuck just lost it all, down to onl 10 now

so how do i tip the odds in my favor?
Insider info?
DD?
Zig Forums?

The market will crash today, I hope you guys sold on friday like I told you to.

Rate my lottery ticket

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how about you stop being a lazy ass and you do the DD.

OPTI, no shit, ride it to a dollar with me.

>futures

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Just sell puts on shit you want to buy into and check a couple days before the expiration to see if you still want to let it expire.

If you weren't a retard and picked a good stock that you understand and did your DD on, you're pretty unlikely to swing crazily and get screwed on a huge dump.

Join the Theta gang and wheel that shit.

all of its true except deal or no deal and shark tank. and i don't actually gamble on dr. phil i wanted to sound cool for you guys but i watch it he's great.

Anyone else enter trades expecting to lose so that way if you actually win it feels better.

This doesn't make sense. Why would you enter the trade in the first place if you expect to lose?

options r hard
boutta just copy

at what point does the market start caring about the impending constitutional crisis? im getting February 2020 vibes, where the writing was on the wall with ‘rona but the market kept going up like everything was fine.

I always enter the casino with that mindset. If you enter expecting to win, you'll keep withdrawing money until you achieve that expectation.

Like I said makes it easier to cope if you lose and makes it feel better if you win.

Anyone here played crash before? Thinking about betting $1000 and just cashing out at like 1.05 or some shit, easiest $50 bucks ever made

Reminds me when my uncle won 50k on a slot machine
You think he would walked away and maybe place some small bets
But his dumbass came back to the casino 3 days in a row and lost 48k of it keeping only 2k.

>Buying high

And selling even higher NIO to $300 EOW

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Late night /smg/ is the best /smg/

PLTR gonna dump tomorrow? i want to buy the dip.

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Why is this a good buy?

puts or gtfo

is it embarrassing for a company to only be worth .07 per share?

Always chasing higher highs. That's also why you need to set a limit of how much you'll win before you walk out. If I win big, say, 1k, Ill cash out, put the 900 in my pocket, and play with the remaining 100 till I either lose it all, or win big again.

meme energy makes everything a good buy

Look at ship
It reversed split and still ended up as a penny stock.

>impending constitutional crisis
losing an election isn't a constitutional crisis, move on already

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> I gamble with my mom on episodes of Dr. Phil
I have to admit, at this point I was pretty impressed, but
> ok, I just lied about that to impress you guys
Now I am really impressed. It takes a real man to own up to your mistakes like that. Proud of you, son.

What stonks should I buy today?