Another day working from home doing absolutely nothing

Another day working from home doing absolutely nothing

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except claiming haircomb tokens of course

I honestly feel bad for the unemployed that have a hard time even getting a job right now, while the rest of us are collecting checks in our underwear

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Tbh being a wagie for the government is pretty fucking comfy right now.

In the beginning at least everyone was pretending to be working hard from home. Now my boss doesn’t even give a shit.

Based

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>HR niggers want to implement "cameras always on" virtual meeting policy.
Ho do I sabotage it?

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Buy the shittiest webcam you can find, then artificially make the cam's connection shit as well. You want to be able to count the pixels for a minimum of 10 seconds.

what kinda work are you doing user? I'm doing training which is easy as shit for 2 more months on zoom, half the time relaxing and shitposting.

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Just for virtual meetings? Seems fair honestly. But this is all new ground so just be like fuck off you have no right and you don't need to see my face.

I don't want to use a camera because my room is full of things a normie should not see.
Shouldn't they pay the rent for a private remote room if they want to use a camera?

how do you keep getting away with it? Have you always been useless?

I had a colleague who spent 8 months browsing funny pictures. His desk was at the very end of the open space and people just sort of forgot about him.

Based user

Working from home is so comfy. Shitpost all day and watch crypto charts. Life is good.

Place a cardboard cut of yourself in front of it

>places cardboard in front of camera
>stupid bitch from HR: "Hi user can you just wave so we now you are here"
>...

Hello kings.
Ah, another day.

What do I do during my office hours for a side kick?

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Also, pretend that every time you turn on the camera you're getting dropped out. Just hit the AirplaneMode button.

Whine a lot about your gear, how shitty it is etc. and tell them they need to buy you a new PC.

Or incject some "503 Bad gateway loading screen" as your camera input.

Cheers

I'd wagecuck 1,000 years if it meant never looking a day this ugly

I work from my living room which has a big open fireplace. I have my breakfast then lay out a big fire every morning.
I spend an hour in calls with my camera NOT turned on and three hours shitting out one liner emails and doing reports.
I might watch anime if I feel like it or go take the dogs out for a walk since I live in the countryside. Bosses are happy as my performance is up and expenses are down with no business air travel or entertainment despite me putting in a bill for new office equipment and screens (one which I use for watching anime). I think I qualify for a pay rise.

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desu, if he would just shave that hair and grow some beard, it would not be so bad...

Whenever manager wants to see me/us I just pretend to be afk or it doesn't work, but camrea at our firm is very very rare. But guess what I also hate talking so I pretend for microfon to not work too, just write in chat, fuck em all

it's not fair bros i used to be the excentric freelancer working in pijama now all the normies are doing it but instead of using something like upwork tracking time they are scratching their balls all day.

I feel like i been cheated of something special.

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