>be me >made £300k from crypto >bought house outright. 3 bed semi, quiet area, nice garden. >work in fun job (imo) to pay bills and buy cool shit >meet poor polish girl with a skinny weist who likes me >she has a hard time paying rent >tell her she can live with me if she helps me pay "the mortgage" >fast forward 2 weeks i've got her tied up and fucking her while she pays me £600 a month as we agreed (includes food, but i still make her buy takeaways and other one off shit as well kek) >really nice polish pussy paying me to be her dom bf >I literally just pocket the money and pretend i'm broke
Soon I'm gonna start magically buying expensive shit and see how long it takes her to get suspicious. I've taken £4,800 from this whore so far. Thinking about upping her rent.
>that smell of fresh carpet >that fine dust on all the surfaces >that builders mcdonalds trash in the recycling box >deano cracks open the door on his new empire, letting the waft of fresh house waft waftily over him, like cracking open that first can of the night >his key clatters down and echoes on the table, he cracks open his first fosters of the night, 3 pint cans in the fridge. bosh. home sweet home >the stench of carpets begins to dull his senses >he can't tell if he's warm or cold, his house is so well insulated and it's completely silent. >Deano hums chelsea dagger to himself. his own palace. he notices one of the brown letters that looks important >sat in the middle of his "living room" floor (where the beanbag's going), Deano opens the letter >'Congratulations on your new home. MR Dean Oswald, We hope that you are settling well. This is a note to notify you that we will commence taking payments of £4919 p/w/p.a/pp commencing as of the first of last month, not including the outstanding monthly and bimonthly interest inclusions at 299% APR per annum. Regards Conglomobank'. >Deano's eyes see the words but none of it sinks in. he drops the letter and pulls a pizza menu towards him >Fuck yeah! The local pizza place do donner meat on a pizza! The lads are gonna flip their shit!
Enjoy your rape allegations in a few years. You're clearly in a position of power over her as her landlord. Don't be too much of a cunt or she'll take you down (I assume you're an americuck). She probably thinks you want to marry her or some shit and she'll be disappointed as hell. That disappointment will turn into anger and off to jail you go.
Jeremiah Wright
DEANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anthony Gray
What the fuck is this?
Jeremiah Young
I'm not her landlord, she just helps me pay "the bills"
How is that different to if I *actually* had a mortgage to pay
Shes my cockslut paypig sub gf who I frequently lock under the stairs cainet
Besides, I might actually marry her, she's very good looking and tries really hard
Robert King
Damn dude THIS is the kind of reprobate behaviour that comes back to bite you in the ass one day.
I'd wish you luck, but you seem kind of scummy. May you get what you deserve, I guess.
Caleb Green
user you need to put some babies into her and make her your wife. It is your duty
Joshua Anderson
Who Souf here?
Aiden Cruz
fuck
Alexander Barnes
>£600 a month as we agreed (includes food WTF sort of weird janky arrangement includes food???
Jaxon King
>agreeing to provide food and board to a woman in exchange for sex Oh no, the basis of literally every marriage since the dawn of time. Reprobate behavior!
Meanwhile Uncle Joe, future prez of the USA diddles kids on TV and nobody cares. Give me a break
Bentley Diaz
I'm her boyfriend, I just say "give me £600 to pay for stuff and I'll worry about everything else"
literally this
Andrew Gutierrez
larp. post some proof or cringe
Charles Wood
Post her feet or larp
Bentley Lewis
Absolutely terrible. I hope she stabs you in your sleep, lel.
Caleb Sullivan
>lying to her >calling her a whore >getting off to messing with her psychologically If this is your idea of a "healthy marriage" then go fuck yourself and stay alone.
Julian Adams
Dubs of truth. You think you’re fucking her!!!! Haha dumb idiot - make sure you cover your ass user, all it would take is one allegation to fuck your up
Ayden Campbell
if she starts talking just wrap your hands around her throat and squeeze until theres no more talking, then squeeze some more for good measure.
Gavin Collins
she loves it when I do that
Tyler Young
This is how you get your life ruined. I don’t want to go story time, as I have to rush to wage cage, but just stop. You’re looking at a lifetime of blackmail.
William Anderson
based and slavpilled
might as well tie the knot op, have her stop paying you rent and just make her a full time housewife
is she proper off-the-boat polish or does she just have a funny surname?
Easton Baker
This. You do sound like a bit of a twat mate.
Josiah Fisher
The cucks and simps in this thread make me cringe, kys retards desu.... Good for you op, hope she's good looking and I'm glad you are not a simp and make woman pay her share, I bet rent she's paying now is not as big as she used to pay since rent in Britain is fucked if you don't live in the village in the middle of nowhere. Cheers
Ugh Americans and wannabe eastern europoors. If you actually had BALLS IN YOU then your countries wouldn't be such shitholes and whenever your boss or your son's bully pissed you off the answer would be arsenic poisoning, accidents, murder-accident of some form. But you pussies are so incompetent and cowardly you can't even bother breaking into your scammer's house to steal back the money he took from you.
So much wishy washy edgy talk for the weakest generation alive.
right now i'm looking at a lifetime of absolute bliss. she's my first love and she loves me back. i always treat her after i've consensually abused her to let her know
