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>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Jargon
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live TV Streams
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
wallmine.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
koyfin.com/

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PLTR chads, what's your EOY prediction?

BUY NAK

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UVXY bros...

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INUV chads (bagholders), where we at?

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Palantir kings, are you ready?

$8

can anyone recommend any good SPACS (besides SRAC which I already am in)?

The age of orcs

$20 minimum

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>inb4 no stimulus this week

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>GE
>RKT

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>Averaged down on PTON after 25% drop
>Averaged down on PTON after another 8% drop
>PTON drops another 4% premarket

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PLTR

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End of 2020 ~$25

Guys I'm seriously afraid right now, I've stayed awake literally watching all my stocks for the last 2 days and none of them have moved a single cent. I think it's a really bad sign that not a soul is buying or selling anything at all, at least not enough for any change whatsoever. Is this the sign of the biggest crash yet, or are people preparing for a huge pump somewhere? I'm also fearful that this might have to do with another lockdown situation, especially since Biden's advisors said something about a lockdown "helping" the economy? But I'm not so sure about that.

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CBAT
CBAT
CBAT
CBAT

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WHY CONTAIN IT?

Gas the kikes by buying SQQQ

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I was thinking into getting into this meme stock, however I was hoping for some spot to buy-in during a dump. Or should I just buy in right now?

ITS SLIPPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

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>>PTON

Worthless. Go buy a real bike. A Giant TCR, Trek Madone, or a Specialized. GTFO out of the house.

Too cold? Get a Garmin trainer and Zwift.

But the outside world is terrible.

Another vaccine annoucement. Why do I get the feeling they are running up the market on purpose before dumping it on us. Anyone else feel the same?

10 bucks by end of week.

well it looks like my PLTR puts expire worthless this week
Guess that's what I get for betting against America

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Its pretty low rn in the pre-market. Open might hnestly bea good entry. At one point this morning we were at 9%+

You're thinking about buying the top again, aren't you user?

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Why is airlines going up again? New vaccine?

>bought cbat at 2.40 for the pump and dump
>i hold too long and miss both initial pump and dumps
>anons tell me i held too longs and the china algo left,
>i sell for 2.30

30

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>NVDA gets massive price upgrade
>jumps 2%
>literally 2 minutes later meme vaccine news come out
>dumps
>forced to panic sell it

FUCK

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What happened pre market? FB went from 278 or so to like 273 and back to 275.
Same with the whole US market, while Europe pumped up in that moment.

Did Trump tweet again?

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3rd worlder here that has been doing well recently until I've blown my US account by not following my stop loss. Don't be a retard, just because you have 90% win rate doesn't mean you can ignore the shit that made you win. I'm still doing great in my local market though.

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BUY CLF

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lmao we will never get stimulus.
even when Biden is in office, there will be no stimulus. it was all just a carrot to hold in front of the faces of the masses so they vote. it worked, now there's NO REFUNDS. Biden will be like "c'mon man, I tried!" because Republicans hold the house and Senate majority and will blue all him every time. He LITERALLY said last debate that he and Obama didn't get shit done because they couldn't get anything through House and Senate, now we have opposing branches that are even more hostile towards his policies than when Obama was in office. Nothing will get done.

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When is GME gonna coom? Currently bagholding at 11.30, 200 shares

>PLTR puts
are you retarded, user?

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Market red today

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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You’ve been hurt one too many times fren.

>You can trust me user, I’m not like those other pumps

the convo before earnings was all doom and gloom, people expected 12/13 on Friday

NIOchads, remember diamond hands boys, they always shake the tree extra hard with this one.

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Buying shares to write calls on them is synthetically identical to writing ITM puts.

What is this pattern called?

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>because Republicans hold the house

wut?

96.5k value portfolio
is today the day i hit 100k?

Very unusual and unforseeable my friend, how could such a thing happen?

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What do I buy at open have $630

I think it's called the
"Going to be Raped by Undercutting Chinese Steel and Iron" pattern

Its called sinusoidal oscillation.

Why not just not panic selling it?

b-bobros?

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it's called the zero liquidity
alternatively, bart

Thinking of placing my order for SWBI @ 15.

>What is this pattern called?
"The Oscillating Tranny"

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hey did anyone notice GME was red premarket because of vaccine news LOL
it's fucking hilarious because GME never actually benefited from the corona gaming boon in the first place due to Nintendo Switches being backordered and foot traffic grinding to a halt

RIP to GME $15 bagholders

so is CBAT gonna dump or pump at open bros

There a new vaccine every week.

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This whole market is on it's last legs logic wise. We basically jump around randomly at this point without much reason.

Tomorrow some other vaccine news dump the whole tech sector, then another pumps it, then some lockdown dumps it. Then the Chinese do stuff and their market is going on the CCP rollercoaster ride.

At least the clown market was fun and based on stuff happening contrary to the news. This is dice market. You throw them and then hope it's a six. And if it's a six you dump it just in case. Sometimes. Maybe.

>96.5k value portfolio
>is today the day i hit 100k?

That's how I am in my Schwab managed account. At 95.7. Soon 100k coming.

Tqqq

DUMP IT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

bart simpson getting ready to enter the stage and fuck your gains

no, these are the first actual results we're seeing after large-scale final testing

doubt it will get there today

this is pretty fucking nice

i cant wait for life to go back to normal so my lifestyle is 95% NEET instead of 99%
that sounds sad but it is actually huge for me

>Thinking of placing my order for SWBI @ 15.

Oh shit, got digits. Placing now.

our only chance is a rate increase by the FED, and that seems unlikely in the foreseable future

user be real this is a second pump on top of the other weeks pump over the same thing, a "vaccine". So if 50 other companies announce a vcaccine are we gonna just pump all non tech stocks by 250%? Man so many red flags where I want to fomo yet at the same time pull out logically and take my gains.

explain

PLTR!

>On June 18, 2010, Vice President Joe Biden and Office of Management and Budget Director Peter Orszag held a press conference at the White House announcing the success of fighting fraud in the stimulus by the Recovery Accountability and Transparency Board (RATB). Biden credited the success to the software, Palantir, being deployed by the federal government.[30] He announced that the capability will be deployed at other government agencies, starting with Medicare and Medicaid.[31][32][33][34]

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What if it mutates like the flu, making the vaccine ineffective?
Will we get endless pharma p n d's?

>tfw all in Best
New chink trade agreement, singles day record numbers and scrapping of Store+. It's gonna gap so hard

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The Earthquake
Unironically

It went down reee

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH *inhales* AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH I CAN'T TKE IT ANYMORE

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since this summer coomstop ends the week on a down friday, the previous 3 weeks were up on friday except last friday. we are going to pomp

Dec 08

>This whole market is on it's last legs logic wise. We basically jump around randomly at this point without much reason.
Its why ive wanted to constantly go all in cause one day a stock just pumps up 5%-10% on news that shouldnt even pump it so much. Too bad im too scared at this point due to how it acts more like crypto than actual crypto.

Funny that my $2.5/5 BEST calls will probably save my portfolio today.

Moderna vaccine announced 94% effective today

You guys need to follow the news more if you're going to trade

If only this news would drop during trading

Not a perma bear but you should realize its algos pumping it especially when iirc less than 40% would willingly take the "vaccine"

Yes

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Feels fishy

>endless pharma p n d's
Threaten me with a good time.

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I wish my broker would sell calls, Europe is a shithole

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Flu vaccines are still effective, user.

>especially when iirc less than 40% would willingly take the "vaccine"
This isn't actually about covid, it's about the public mind being at ease again.

I used to go out a bit more in hopes of getting a gf not much anymore cause covid and facemasks make it difficult to even interact with girls in public.

NIOchads... what went wrong?

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my usual frequency with hanging out with family/friends was 1-2 times a month, and i couldnt even do that this year

rest of my time im just living like a NEET

You still wouldn't be fast enough to react to it.

He rotated?

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>implying you wont be forced to take it under biden

>my usual frequency with hanging out with family/friends was 1-2 times a month, and i couldnt even do that this year
why not fren?

I'm still holding idc. Its just a dip after a violent runup 3 month runup

GME WILL POOMP

This.

You guys need to learn to code.

Serious.

Only the algos are fast enough to trade headlines and you need to pay (((bloombrg))) for the data feed

>chreck out this vaccine, we have huge testing on it!
>it's 99% effextive!
>*crowd claps, buys 100 shares of MSFT*
>"oh um...but 10% of the patients experienced intense anal leakage and we may or may not have turned some unknown number into vegetables....sorry we forgot to mention that yesterday, lmao! hope you didn't buy any stocks!!!"
>*crowd gasps! sells 300 shares of MSFT and buys 400 shares of TSLA*

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Huge BABA movements. It’s going to fly today- but what direction?

please dont do anything retarded today ameribros, thanks

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Biden won't do shit, he can't pass any laws with the repubs keeping the senate and it would require a law for something like that to happen.

im in cucknada

people can actually get fined here lol

Baggie confirmed bullrun to 80$

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lol

>Flu vaccines are still effective, user.
No they aren't. Flu vaccines are less than 40% effective, and for the age group of people posting here they are less than 8% effective.

Not only that, but the likelihood of getting flu-like symptoms from the vaccine not only greatly outweighs the chance of getting the flu, it outweighs the effectiveness of the vaccine in general.

I think the difference is both of these vaccines are made by reputable companies that follow a robust and well known process to certify the vaccines. But also there is nothing wrong with taking profit. You can sell a portion of your stuff if you want just to see how far the pump will take you.

Remember; just cause they say "cure found" don't mean it'll show up overnight at your local CVS or Walgreens. So if your enjoying your semi retirement as much as I am you still got time to enjoy it still even with this latest news. I don't want to go back to be honest. I'm enjoying it way to much.

no promises

>SPYder up 3%
Oh boy here we go

NIO bros I’m scared.

I’m $500 far from being at draw and I don’t know if I should quickly sell and dodge the potential bullet or keep them and wait for earnings. This volatility kills me.

>today
>before retail had access except maybe a few moderna employees and anyone they told
>the rich likely already had access and knew since last week most likely
So how do I win?

It's called you're the only fucking volume on your retarded CLF calls and you literally won't be able to sell them.

did JD post earnings yet? Good News?

Why would you be scared? You DID buy under 25 right? I sold half at 42 and the rest is house money now

Thanks for ensuring I'll make it Baggie!
I love you

5 minutes

best perfomer so far today is BP up 7%

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i bought at 32, sold at 25 to chase GME bags..

just hold

>it's about the public mind being at ease again.
As if algos could sense that. More like they just went with their programming and pumped it all based off key terms and other requirements.

>the itsy bitsy SPYder climbed up the waterspout
>DOWN CAME THE RAIN
>and washed the SPYder out
It's like none of you remember your nursery rhymes

OILCHADS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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Bought at 31 and was away from home on Friday...when I got back home and checked it was a bloodbath already

Where has our guy been?

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>JD

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Most algos are just momentum trend following or contrarian (waiting for mean reversion). They're braindead time series statistics.

SPY is literally never going below 360 again.

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OPTIchads we ready?

>OPTEC International, Inc. Discusses $2 Billion PPE Order with The Stock Day Podcast

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too late to go in on NIO? Thinking about seeing what it does and buying in at around 10:30 EST

Kek, good one.

But then the sun comes back.
And Little Peter Edderkop crawled once again.

2nd from left gib me her as wife

How can I make money by betting that DeGiro will crash at market open today?

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Will the real baba please go up. I repeat, will the real baba please go up.

We're gonna have a problem here.

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I've been holding since 9. This is an attack for them to accumulate shares before good earnings. Dont sell, they did this many times but this time it seems worse because of how big the swings are.

>No they aren't. Flu vaccines are less than 40% effective
It's a lot more than that.

And again, this isn't even about the disease, it's about the public mindset.

>As if algos could sense that.
lmao
The public mindset is the main motor behind the market. Algos operate at a much more micro level.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

BABA is a 10y hold, don't worry about short term price movements

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this is your friendly reminder that slow and steady beats fast and furious.
never chase pumps
never "invest" in penny stocks
and most important of all, fuck jannies and trannies and those who jog.

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.. do you hear that? I hear something coming