/smg/ - Stock Market General

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>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
wallmine.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
koyfin.com/

>Links for (You)
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

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wsj.com/public/resources/documents/RC Ventures Letter to GameStop.pdf
youtube.com/watch?v=ybw5nMCbi1A
candy-domestic.co.uk/en_GB/washpass
helpwiththewashing.co.uk/uk-washing-machine-buying-guide/cheap-washing-machines/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>airbnb IPO soon
>no Marqeta news
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SPY will open at 364 tomorrow LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO

wsj.com/public/resources/documents/RC Ventures Letter to GameStop.pdf

GME 15$ ON OPEN TOMORROW

>showshine boys/THOTs talking about buying BTC again
Is it time to short?

i bought this option when i was complete turbo retard in august, is there any hope here or do i just salvage my 60 bux

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RYAN COHEN, TAKE ME HOME
TO THE PLACE, I BELONG
MOON'S ORBIT, CHEWY'S MOMMA
TAKE ME HOME, RYAN COHEN

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ok man
is 2 threads not enough to discuss about this lel

youtube.com/watch?v=ybw5nMCbi1A
for the GME circlejerk stream btw

kek there was good market news in the morning now meltdown

Holy shit, you really will own nothing and you'll be happy

candy-domestic.co.uk/en_GB/washpass

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I dunno.. London might be cooling off, and it'll be hard to reverse the sell-off - SSE / SZSE / NIKKEI red as well
Difficult to have all-time high two days in a row

>Now the first time you buy GME...that's the hardest. I don't give a shit if you're fucking Warren Buffett or the K-Pop user. First one is tough, no fucking foolin'. The second time - second time ain't no fuckin' bull run, but it's better than the first 'cause you still feel the same thing...except it's more diluted, y'know? It's better. I threw up on the first time, you know that? Then the third time. Third time is easy, you level right off. That's no problem. Now...shit...now I do it just to cum.

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>TSLA
kek bobos are kill

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Bearish take:
>Cohen basically admits he underestimated the retardedness of the CEO and the Board and invested in Sears 2.0
Bullish take:
>Cohen is laying the foundation for a tender offer or shareholder vote which would force a recall of shares and thus a squeeze

I wonder when the next article will come

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Sell into the pump and then avoid the dump

or said another way

Sell in May, go away until September

or

Buy the gossip, sell the news

You see my meaning, fren?

He just gunna sell the real estate and leave the company to rot

Genuinely feel like its going to be a race between GME anons and PLTR anons about who is going to get rich first and then be able to buy the other one before it also moons.

Every single time kek

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Market prediction SPY

Red ID we crash
Green ID we moon
Anything else we crab

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> Not being 50/50 in both

Hey you, yeah you /smg/ guy , why the fuck are you spending money on that dumb game and buying that thots onlyfans...yeah thats right, put that shit into a stock. Yeah it maybe just is 10 dollars or something but it adds up!
now go on and stay straight and keep investing!

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What if he just makes his own thing?

You thought this was a joke, man?
You thought this was a FUCKING GAME, BRO??

>Difficult to have all-time high two days in a row
This. traders are a superstitious bunch.

Jeez, quit talkin dirty ur creepin me out man

Any retail investors shorting this stock into market close will probably commit suicide tomorrow.

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Twice the pride, double the fall!

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>gme ever being something
>betting against big government
ngmi

if you're asking you're too late. take back your 60 and move on to the next
I'm in pltr now so I'm gonna meme pltr now

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PLTR is safer.

We don't have red days anymore though.

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I see rkg is at it again

Fuck off sauroman. I’m riding PLTR high

Really though, it kind of is their target demo. Low T basedboys aside, most white men are probably like, yeah I would like to own my appliance. it's non-whites and women of all races who are the truest consoomers.

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>betting against big government
Buying into PLTR is betting with big government, not against, user

PLTR already beat GME in the race to both $16 and $17 with over 20x the market cap of GME. There's gonna have to be some sort of monstrous news to flip this shit.

not gonna lie, I kinda like ACI

>sauroman
NGMI

non whites and women generally have no concept of value or financial intelligent in any way

Cohen wants to turn Gamestop into a """tech stock""" though
Gamestop into nasdaq lel

I don't really care about things so much. All I want is enough money coming in so when I retire in full instead of this "semi retirement" now I can just kick back and and not work again. Said full on retirement is only 12 years away which is fucking nice. All thanks to my career choice. Sometimes it's not so much as what you do that maters rather its the job that lets you walk out soonest without fucking you over.

enter

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tomorrow we will be green for sure!

>Buying into PLTR is betting with big government
amzn and now is more big government. What changes with pltr

Astute observation. I usually figure when something is marketed like this I'm just not the target demographic. Makes sense cuz most marketing departments probably figure white men aren't dumb enough to fall for whatever "no money down" """status""" symbol bullshit they're peddling.

I'm not that namefagging tranny.

I have 100k on td. Should I go all in on spy calls tomorrow?

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Futures looking like this guy rn

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Japan hot streak cooling off (highs not achieved since 1991!)
Might be a crab / consolidation day

Meant to add it's the same philosophy behind why Nigerian scams have so many spelling and grammar errors. They only want to hook in the biggest idiots and it's a good filter.

just sold $15 Calls in the morning pomp for 62 in premium. fuck me

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>They turned Jake from State Farm black.
Blacks are big consumers of insurance?

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Nothing changes.

Still a worthless piece of trash

I do bids. The government wont award Palantar with shit lmao

Holy shit, we almost had a war with iran. Trump was talked out of blowing iran's nuclear facilities to high hell last week.

Holy shit this market is retarded.
Massive transition out of tech today causes NASDAQ to not do well.
Immediately the next day, because the NASDAQ is cheap, everyone jumps back into Tech.
Now recovery stocks are cheap so everyone will jump into those the next day.
Oh wait, now tech stocks are cheap.
Oh wait.

Repeat forever.

amazon is 3k and old
pltr is 16 and new

Soon

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Could be some play on the "Magic Negro" trope. I haven't actually seen the ads though.

It's not even a status symbol though. It's a washing machine. You're paying like ~80 pounds a year + the initial fee for renting a relatively cheap appliance.

Amazingly, you can buy washers for like ~300 pounds in the UK. Crazy stuff.

helpwiththewashing.co.uk/uk-washing-machine-buying-guide/cheap-washing-machines/

>I do bids
In what department of the CIA? Sanitation?

The 10 year GOLDEN CRAB is upon us. When theta gang are the only "winners", no one is happy.

where's the /smg/ trannycord?

I LIKE TO EAT CRABS NOT LOOK AT THEM

Bidding what? How many niggers rape your boi pussy on Friday you faggot

Boomer dividend chads are happy

>It's not even a status symbol though.
Yeah I went off on a tangent there. I was referring to a lot of stuff that doesn't have a lot of intrinsic value, more just something to buy as a status symbol. That kind of shit tends to have the black man/white woman type of marketing.

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oh fuck lol
i missed this part

cohen bring on the bantz

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For a nig a washing machine might be a status symbol.

For my own business

I did $200,000 worth of municipalities contracts last year both commodities and service.

Trust me

Palantirs future isnt in government contracting

Odds /NQ defends 12K
Evens /NQ slices through 12K like butter

Nasdump is over. It’s all about the Dow Jones from here on out. Dow 30,000 by 10 am tomorrow

>tfw those were my quints
I have doubled my position since

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Nobody is prepared for WMT earnings tomorrow.

Guys, I'm beginning to think the SPY pump was pricing in the TSLA inclusion. Now they're gonna doomp it.

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I got one of those top load HE washers. Came with the house. Shit's a pos. It works don't get me wrong but I've already replaced the drive belt on it. Thought about replacing it but like I said it works and its not that old.

With how little fundamentals matter, getposting is as good a strategy as any.
DUBS I go with some deep ITM calls on SPY

Kind of upset about TSLA joining the S&P 500. It’s literally only where it is because of Robinhood zoomers.

roll