Do you wage slave as efficiently as possible?

Do you wage slave as efficiently as possible?

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yes
I mean right now I'm a NEET but if I'm getting paid I apply my autism

Yeahh have done for past 2years, they made my neet ass manager now just because everyone else only puts in the 'minimum'. Hard work does pay well eventually.

isn't that a waste of cheese? do they recycle the cheese?

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Pay bump for manager?

Makes the time go faster. You can make it a game like speedrunning. Becoming an expert at anything, even simple tasks, is rewarding. Makes the time spent feel valuable rather than a waste. If I don't want to be the best why am I doing it in the first place. I'm not a woman or a depressed person. I will not do something half arsed.

asians are always so goddamn efficient

I work really hard and fast because that's my baseline. Anyone else? I feel like my coworkers think I work too hard because I clearly do way more than them but this is just how i operate.

As this user said, hard work DOES pay off...if there is room for growth in your company. If your company says there's room for growth and you are a top performing employee yet don't promote or give you a raise, find a new job.

>efficiently
I'd fire that fuck for cranking up my food cost with his retarded shenanigans. Look at all that fucking cheese! The pepperonis! DAIRY AND MEAT AINT CHEAP REEEEEE

They feed it as a sloppy soup to the wagies for lunch.

Yeah. I'm at work right now, working...

Wagies really are pathetic. If you're not working for yourself bringing in at least 150k a year with low hours you're no better than a mcdonalds employee, I dont care what your wagie job title says youre literally mcdonalds nuggie warmer tier. 99% of wagies should be gassed imo.

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Nah I'm a security guard that cuts corners as much as possible.

Jokes on you. Cutting corners seems like an efficient way to get around as a security guard.

kek not like that, but good one.

No I work maybe 10% of the time
t. working from home doing absolutely nothing

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From 65k to 95k. State manager is looking to retire in 5yrs so might get another shot up.

I used to. Came in to work at 8:55 and worked until the 9:00am punch-in. I kept working until lunch, which I only took 30 mins, and kept working after.

I did this for about a week and then something strange happened. I finished working. I had done all the backlogged work, my work and all the work that was due fpr the next few weeks. That started a trend where I came in to work and finished all my duties at 9:30. Then I had to spend the rest of the day looking busy, which is a lot harder than it seems.

I spent an entire day listening to every single Kanye West album and typing up a little review of each just to look busy. Graduation won out by a tiny bit.

Lesson: Office work is horseshit. If you actually work like you're supposed to you'll find that you have 30 minutes worth of work each day. No one ever works in an office. This is why nothing ever gets done.

Yes I take adderall to help me prep cook at the restaurant I work at ($9.50/hr), very easy to get distracted

yes goy, work 3x harder then everyone, you'll get a 10% raise this year!

yes even the "cheese" that falls on the floor is recycled back into your "pizza"

By working for Boeing and maybe doing 4hrs of work a day.

>pic related
Based.

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Why is it always an Asian guy

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There is no point in being efficient wageslaving.
If you're fast at making pizza and the boss see that you have nothing to do he will tell you to do something else.

they make really good wagies

Because stereotypes are real

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Looking busy, for me at least, is so fucking mentally draining and depressing. I used to work at a quiet asf grocer and would have to walk around and wipe benches/fridge doors 5 times a day cause my boomer boss would chuck the shits. Mind numbing

I own a bakery and if that fucker tried to pull that shit at the start that he did with the cornmeal I would fuck him out of it.

Hes creating dust that's not only unsanitary, but it can actually be fucking dangerous for your long term health if he keeps up. Look up bakers lung.

This is a good attitude that will help you in most aspects of life

I don't think he gives a shit, he's clearly trying to do it as quickly as possible. The girl nearby is timing him with a stopwatch.

I help coworkers with their suicidal thoughts and try to make them happy which is pretty rewarding. Dont fall into the trap of “I want to make money” do something that will better your community

>cheese
That's dandruff

I help my coworkers by making their suicidal thoughts worse

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When I used to have to go into the office to work, yes.

Currently during COVID I get all my shit done as quick as possible, then block my calender off with meetings and play video games instead.

>wagie breaking his back, operating at the speed of light for mr. shekelberg's profits
>stacy standing at the end with a phone timer, completely indifferent and unimpressed
fucking kek

>American mega pizza chains
>Just a bunch of teenagers making the pizzas as fast as possible to get a paycheck
I want my pizzas made artisan-style by a little Italian immigrant, not by a wagie who probably jacks off to his co-worker during his 15-minute break.