19 years old

>19 years old
>Bought 60 BTC at $100 each a few years ago with my $6k I earned from mowing lawns over 1 summer
>Just became a millionaire

Is life always this easy? Why do people over 24 years old complain so much?

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larp

It was logical to think BTC was a scam when it was a much smaller thing.
>this is just me coping that I didnt buy BTC in 2013 when I first heard about it

If you’re so rich why are you still a virgin?

larp

balls of steel if you waited out 2017-2020 as a 16yo
probably larp tho

"a few years ago"

imagine living with this attitude, bet you'll blow your money on hookers and vidya toys

cool story bro

6000 dollars / 5 bucks a lawn = 1200 lawns mowed

1200 lawns / 90 days of summer = 13 lawns a day for 90 days straight.

I think we got a liar on our hands guys

6000 dollars / 5 bucks a lawn = 1200 lawns mowed

1200 lawns / 90 days of summer = 13 lawns a day for 90 days straight.

I think we got a liar on our hands guys

I bought in 2013 and it was over $300

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Give me the coins friend.

boomers pay like 20 to get their shit mowed

Really because of two reasons. First, they don’t invest or save. Second, they aren’t willing to take risks, especially with a relatively large amount of money they’ve just saved.

That’s still over 3 lawns a day every day for 90 days straight. You’d have to have a network of an actual landscaping company to even have that many lawns to mow

its total larp sir, op is a faggot

You got lucky, right time and right place. Or maybe you were preordained to stumble across wealth early for a more important life lesson down the road, to this day I have no idea why I suddenly became a YouTube celeb back in 2010 and changed my life forever. Like why me of all people? No idea, the world works in mysterious ways. Figure out what lesson you were meant to learn from it and try and learn it. This life is only one stage of the journey

Because you worked hard and saved money. These two things are unheard of in clown world

>tfw could be multi-millionaire if I had not dismissed those /fa/ silk road threads in 2012 advising to have some hundreds in btc just in case the black market flourish
>those shit methheads are probably multi-millionaires now

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>and that millionaire's name? ......... albert einstein

wow dude. that's epic!

You bought BTC at $100 and you just because a millionaire in 2020? You were a millionaire already in 2017. You didn't just become a millionaire you just recovered back to where you were. This is 100% a LARP, kys.

So what are the equivalent to those threads today? What are some of the new things, cheap in price right now, that will possibly make me a multi-millionaire in a few years?

>forgot to mention the part where working hard and saving money would have done nothing if he hadn't hit the jackpot speculating on online casino chips

teehee, silly goose

toilet paper and a dream

My dad works for the bitcoin company he said you never bought any.

Nice joke, but if cryptocurrency is equivalent to the adoption of the internet, what will be the next revolution?

Lol no the vast majority of people that bought back then sold way too early. Source: I'm one of them. Also that's how I know OP is larping and that we're going to 300k.

1.8 billion birth control pills and deodorant sticks

>bought hundreds of BTC at $200 a pop
>sold when it dumped to $30

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You don’t need much money to lose your virginity. Like $60-140 depending on race.

If this is not la p I will find you and stab your asshole then steal your private keys

I'd necc

>have hundreds of btc
>lost 99% of them to alt gambling
fuck. all we needed to do was hodl