We’re looking for a ROCKSTAR

>we’re looking for a ROCKSTAR
>seeking the CODING NINJAS
>we need a SUPERHERO on our team

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>not a 10x developer
ngmi

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Have you ever walked into a coding workplace? It's called the cuckshed for a reason. Everyone aspires to be an avengers or naruto character even in their 30s.

>3 years experience with Deno required
>Deno only 1 year old

>Back end expert required
>Also must know React and be able to demonstrate good UX design

>superhero skills
>no superhero salary
thankfully my bitcoin stash gives me great negotiation power, I don't need to slave myself for pennies so I can reject shitty job offers

seriously guys what should I learn to do in my free time I just want to make money

How old are you

>multi-talented expert
>fast-paced environment
>new member for our family

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I'm a back end expert, just not the kind they need.

>pizza on fridays

>just pick up some REACT.JS and NODEJS bro and some ANGULAR
>I prefer PYTHON for my backend systems
>also brush up on the AGILE (((MANIFESTO)))

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Learn about some cloud platforms too (AWS, GCP etc)

I unironically had a boss tell me this

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thanks bros

Thanks guys, that thread makes [my dead end job of maintaining a shitty mvc3.net internal business management website that recreates excel 2003 in IE8 ] bearable.
At least the only cringe there is my own dead dreams, when I sober up enough to remember fragments of them.

>we’re looking for a rockstar
>Get your game on, go play
>Hey now, you're a rock star
>Get the show on, get paid

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Pee pee poo poo

Coding and IT occupationally was the most fucking soul crushing experience I ever felt. Unironically rather be a ditch digger for the rest of my life.

Words cannot describe my disgust. May the normalfag system crash soon.

they want code monkeys who can work on every part of application development
welcome to programming hell

I am doing only front-end only React, probably you would need some knowledge about html,css git, and basic javascript. aint that hard, earning a good chunk, and i have some code monkeys on the side that bring me some free money.

Nah nothing can be worse than working at walmart or any other retail store. I would rather rope.

>free snacks

You don’t know how to build a full system then. I could rebuild Zig Forums from the ground up, get your game elevated we need skills to combat the globohomos

>must be a self-starter

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>benefits: home office up to 2x a week

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>on site ping-pong table included
>Weekly mindfulness meditation class
>companywide mental health days
>Regular company outings and events
I just want to be paid

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>we need someone who provides orders of magnitude more value than what we pay them to make up for all our diversity hires

>must be able to work independently
>you have to be a team player
>flexible hours
>be prepared to work evenings & weekends occasionally

>salary is 0.5 average

>COMPETITIVE SALARY

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Honestly fuck boomers, glad their shit is coming to an end finally. Glad everyone seems to be on the same page here.