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yo how the fuck i can save some poor ass latina from south america? she can be my wife and i can save her from eating rice everyday.

i can top that off with house with electricity, shower with hot water etc.

that's literally the deal of her lifetime.

>t.eurofag

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she’ll leave you soon as she gets a passport

I am an american so i will get higher preference on this plan latina girls want to come to america not europe

No latin american woman is worth anything bro, she would just suck you dry
t. brazilfag

>take away her passport
>profit
blueprint will work in both USA and EU you fag

nah a middle eastern women would be interested in ur plan but latina women are for americans only.

Alright user. You can help her out as much as you want but what are the chances of her not dumping your ass if she settles down with you?

I'm a Venezuelan guy and there are a lot of needy bitches these days.

No woman is worth anything. The only woman who will maybe love you is your own mother and or grandmother

T. Argue user who got his live ruined by grils from three fucking continents (I was there, no online bullshit)

honestly, middle eastern women seem like a much better deal to me

oh cmon, there is for sure couple of them who just want to be free from living poor as fuck in favela, and would be loyal
i don't want ISIS wife >:(

i will use jedi mind tricks and psychological warfare to wash her brain into loving me. how i contact possible candidates ?

>Using psychological trick on women is like trying to outjew the jew, you'll lose in the end

yeah the highest IQ ones and 10/10 may trick me, but i doubt those ones will be willing to suck this dick so im smarter than average hoes

user you sound autistic as fuck. If it's a LDR chances are against you. I hope it works out for you.

>save her from eating rice everyday

sudacas love eating rice every day you dumb eurofag. Learn spanish and learn how to dance, be tall and white with average - high salary and you'll be able to get most girls in south america

>t. American married to Colombian

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what's wrong with eating rice everyday?

t. venezuelan

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How do you have internet?

i bought a book to learn spanish, and i will start soon.

im tall and lift, but my face is ugly desu.

nothing buddy that was just a joke, but it was reffering to poor economics aka situation in the country itself. basically you guys have to kill all the commies and take back your country.

and i dont like rice, i was eating it too much when i was bulking couple of years ago and i got fuckin tired of it.

>my face is ugly desu

that shouldn't really matter as long as you aren't poor

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Venezuelan here, don't be a fucking retard, charge her 10k for your papers, 5 up front 5 after the required 2 years together

wait so i can earn money importing her to Europe?

some years ago i went to lecheria, i fucked some bitches just paying "el toque" bill lmao really nice asses btw

Spaniard fag pretending being an American. Fucking larper

Bro do you have any idea how valuable your european papers are? Here in US cuban whores are doing it to get easy 10ks just like that, I have friends lined up in venezuela wanting to marry me and they think I'll do it for free lmao. No joke you can profit from this

how this shit works, can i offer myself on some venezuelan website or something? do i need to marry that person for X amount of time and they pay me ?

why do they have asses like this?

venezuelan bro here, Venezuelan girls are the most basic bitches ever, its amazing, they are amazingly gorgeous but they lack personality, if you are able to handle that shit, you are good to go. Be white and with money, a lot of Venezuelan girls are desperate and will take anyone from first world, so your best bet is meet someone online. Good luck.

bro if they have 10k in cuba.... you need to think long and hard about how they earned it lmao

Venezuelan bros please use RSV to protect your money against inflation.
Tell your friends and your family.
Thank you :D

honestly this
a lot of Lebanese girls however are loyal af ngl and most are hot as fuck
>t.lebfag here

POST THEM WEBSITES, BITCHES WITHOUT BRAINS ARE MY KRYPTONITE.

also in terms of arranged marriage for papers hook me up, and i pay you some % of total.

that goes for both of you

I forgot to say, that I am dating a 8/10 with amazing ass venezuelan chick and im a bit overweight shitskin with some money, so if I can make it you obviously can.

how do i contact Lebanese women online without some fuckin ISIS scammer on the other end

Lebanese christian girls are far from ISIS wives
based
honestly this
I'm tall and fit but hyperinflation and illegal banking ponzi scheme caused me to lose 85% of my savings
I give zero fucks on getting laid now all I want is save up some more to gtfo

dude we don't have ISIS here that's Syria
download Tinder and use passport or something but if you aren't LARPing and actually wanna go through with this post it in your bio honestly
why can't you find a decent EU wife though?

> butt implants
> el chupacabra face

There's your basic Latina lol