>Use company toilet
>Leave skid marks in the bowl
>Clean them off with the toilet brush out of shame
Use company toilet
William Carter
Camden Barnes
Lol why do you think jannies are for? Let him do it
Mason Myers
>user left those disgusting skid marks
Angel Reyes
>shitting at work
boomer
Blake Martinez
Just work from home bro
John Rodriguez
I didn't know people minded those marks until my family told me.
Christopher Moore
Do you also piss while standing up?
Brayden Cruz
Don't ever do that again.
Nolan Powell
Very good OP, I do the same. Don't be a disgusting incel like the other 'people' here.
Xavier Cook
If you dont shit on the clock youre NGMI. i only take shits on the clock i do everything BUT work on the clock.
Lucas Davis
anyone who shits at work is a fucking serial-killer level psychopath
It has nothing to do with shitting at work or "relieving oneself" - you get extreme pleasure out of watching people get sick while breathing your shit fumes
Can't bring yourself to hurt anyone, because you know you're just stupid enough to get caught - so you literally just shit up the place instead, because nobody can do a fucking thing about it
Andrew Turner
this shit sounds disgusting to me going into to public stalls like a fucking animal with other people around for me
wagecucking is so fucked
Christian Parker
I can't. I just can't take a shit anywhere where other people might be around. I can only shit at home, or innawoods when I go camping in the wilderness. Once I didn't shit for 10 days due an army exercise where I was around people all the time. Literal bricks when o got home, and shat for a good 10 minutes.
Jaxon Hill
You’re literally a faggot if you use a toilet seat cover. I once got a splash back in heavily used construction portapotty. After that day yeah no fucking point and no god. Any time I hear that paper sound when someone is taking a cover out I immediately think cuck.
Michael Scott
Why the fuck do you shit at work
Aiden Flores
You get a dime when you poop on company time, fren.
Brody Lopez
Chuckled sensibly.
Noah Kelly
>not getting paid to shit
Ayden Evans
If you do your daily shit at work then that's about 70 hours a year you're getting paid to shit.
Zachary Martinez
This is a good point desu. I always blast the skid marks off with piss. It's the best way tbqh
Mason Bailey
If you're good at something don't do it for free
Jaxson Morales
I usually shit 3-4 times a day. How do you not shit at work??
Ryan Sanders
I mean, I get the point, but I can't fucking shit at any public place
How can you fuckers do it? Do your bowels feel good when taking a dump at work?
Jace Ross
>use company toilet
>leave skid marks in the bowl and shit all over the toilet seat
>decide to piss all over the floor and on the toilet paper dispenser
>throw the toilet brush in the sink on my way out
>realise that I don't work here and I'm unemployed
Angel Roberts
Amazing. So much better than at home. Mostly because of janny.
Jaxon Perez
everything that doesn't pay rent gets expelled, no matter where, work, parks, behind the dumpster; embrace your animal spirit
John Bell
You're full of shit, no one can go that long without shitting before they get internal poisoning
Cooper Young
>he doesn’t leave floaters in the toilet to SHIT MOG his pussy ass coworkers
Ngmi
Ryder James
I use paper even in my own house if the toilet has been used by someone who isn't me or my gf more than once, I don't know you, but I do see those piss droplets that you didn't wipe, and even if you wiped them and it appears clean I will assume you didn't rinse. I use 9/12 squares of tp per shit for this purpose, depending on the size.
Carson Cook
>inb4 clean ur bath
I do, thank you for your concern, just might not be on the same day
Daniel Smith
Good fucking god, you autismo fucks. It's a toilet. There's gonna be shit in it. Especially a public toilet. I mean, it's gross to not flush at all, sure, but going and getting the toilet brush because there is some shit remnant in the toilet is beyond cucked.
This is the way. Especially since a few more flushes usually washes it off anyway.
Only retards do, stop worrying about it.
Imagine thinking that taking a shit when you need to shit is some kind of psychopathy. Enjoy your colon cancer.
Wagecucking is fucked, but this isn't why.
Based.
A public service if one is so inclined.
Christopher Watson
I think it's possible
>I did a week in summer camp when I was a kid
Blake Reed
fucking based, I always clog the toilet and leave a few nuggets that float up when you flush
Owen Miller
If I'm shitting on a public toilet I'll usually wipe the seat with toilet paper to make sure I'm not sitting in piss and then when I shit it gets caught in the net of tp, thereby preventing splashback. I agree that anyone who uses the shitting crinkly paper cover is a fuck though.
You have autism
Landon Martinez
>Only retards do, stop worrying about it.
You're the retard.
3 posts in a bait thread, I'm out
Dominic Morris
This. I didn't shit or take a shower when I was at boyscouts camp.
Levi Martin
>You're full of shit
true, he was
Zachary Nelson
That gif is art
James Baker
You and everyone else here who is worried about evidence of shit IN A FUCKING TOILET are the retards.
Jordan Bennett
Based double dubs of artistic appreciation
Ian Ramirez
i never do this things out of shame, i do them out of compassion, empathy for the others.